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DansCorsaSXi
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Kerry
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Russ
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There's a man in my office wearing UGG boots
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Wrong russ.

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Morning
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Morning

Pretend to come onto him Russ, maybe ask what his name is at the weekends.

We got an email yesterday saying that we're taking a new guy on in January. So, even after making 15 people redundant (which out of a 75 employee company is quite a lot) they've decided to use a job title they haven't used in years to bring some new guy on because they think we can get work in retail out of him.

So that's how it works then!

Numberwang!

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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Alright folks-2 more days and Im away!!

Russ, is the guy in your office actually you?
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fuck no Rich
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got tugged on the way to work this morning
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
got tugged on the way to work this morning
lucky boy
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by a copper acutally two!
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morning

pow legend
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Morning
Have dentist this morning and am absolutely petrified.
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Originally posted by pow
by a copper acutally two!
not get them to suck you instead, blow jobs while driving are
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My numberplate was 'dirty' so his ANPR couldn't read it. Asked if my car had an MOT to which I replied no *his eyes light up*, it's just over a year old *face drops*.

[Edited on 15-12-2010 by pow]
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Pow-let me guess?you were either driving whilst on your phone sending texts and looking at facebook or driving with your feet on the dash?
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in other news, how do i keep cats off my car? my bonnet was full of muddy paw prints this morning i know which cat it is because i keep catching it on my mums car
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I wasn't actually, it was because he didn't know if I was insured.

I said to him "do you think I'd drive a car like this uninsured?"
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in other news, how do i keep cats off my car? my bonnet was full of muddy paw prints this morning i know which cat it is because i keep catching it on my mums car


Bit of curry power on the bonnet, when it sits down BOOOM it's ass is on fire
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I wasn't actually, it was because he didn't know if I was insured.

I said to him "do you think I'd drive a car like this uninsured?"
did he say, "it's a FIAT mate"
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Morning

Somehow managed to narrowly avoid driving into the back of someone on the way to work this morning
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how dooo, quite warm round here this morning..well mild anyways
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
My numberplate was 'dirty' so his ANPR couldn't read it.



Should have told him they should drop the shite PIPS stuff Thames Valley use tbh
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morning

http://pistonheads.com/sales/2278661.htm :cool or not

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