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Gary

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20th Dec 10 at 22:54

.. That we now need to be told how to remove a cap from a bottle.

Ben G

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20th Dec 10 at 22:55

what about medicine bottles?

been done for years.

Mike

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20th Dec 10 at 22:57

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
what about medicine bottles?

been done for years.

Always found that one funny, childproof lids with instructions printed on them

Gary

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20th Dec 10 at 22:59

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
what about medicine bottles?

been done for years.

It's on a bottle of wine!

If you can't open it then you shouldn't be drinking it!

Hammer

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20th Dec 10 at 23:00

Wine is normally corked, a natural thing to do is look for a corkscrew.

What is the drama?

C2RL R

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20th Dec 10 at 23:01

Probably because it's on a bottle of wine which is normally associated with corks. Stop buying cheap wine.

C2RL R

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20th Dec 10 at 23:01

Too slow

Gary

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20th Dec 10 at 23:02

It's blatantly obvious that it's a screw top.

Got no beef, just found it amusing that is all.

Hammer

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20th Dec 10 at 23:05

I've never done it with wine but I've hunted for a bottle opener many a time when I've had crates of Miller screwtops

Gary

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20th Dec 10 at 23:06

Those on the other hand are deceiving! Without actually trying to twist you would never know!

[Edited on 20-12-2010 by Gary]

C2RL R

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20th Dec 10 at 23:13

My nan pierced a screw top bottle of wine with a corkscrew one year at Christmas. I would take the piss out of her but I can't cause she's dead.

Tommy L

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20th Dec 10 at 23:13

I think it's more to cover themselves from people suing them for an 'injury'.

Colin

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20th Dec 10 at 23:15

Because 70% of the population need instructions on how to wipe their own arse!!

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20th Dec 10 at 23:18

quote:
Originally posted by Gary
.. That we now need to be told how to remove a cap from a bottle.

its wine though ....

which many folk associate with CORKS!

Gary

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20th Dec 10 at 23:21

Easy to tell the difference.

If your backing up the need for that written on there then you are clearly stupid.

Colin clearly knows where I'm coming from

Lawrah

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20th Dec 10 at 23:22

Its the ones that tell you their wine is corked..when its a screw top. makes me chuckle.

Gary

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20th Dec 10 at 23:22

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
Probably because it's on a bottle of wine which is normally associated with corks. Stop buying cheap wine.

3 for £10 ftw. Was quite nice too.

Screwcap is not always cheap though tbf

Lawrah

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20th Dec 10 at 23:24

No its a sign of the times..more and more wine is becoming scew tops for convenience.

Hammer

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20th Dec 10 at 23:25

I think you fancied an aimless rant IMHO.

Gary

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20th Dec 10 at 23:25

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Because 70% of the population need instructions on how to wipe their own arse!!

This just reminded me of something.

Mate worked somewhere once and they had a poster in the toilet detailing the correct way to poo. No joke! Don't have the photo of the sign. Il try google it.

Gary

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20th Dec 10 at 23:26

quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I think you fancied an aimless rant IMHO.

You would be quite correct.

I am a great fan of ranting to be honest.

Colin

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20th Dec 10 at 23:28

quote:
Originally posted by Gary

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Because 70% of the population need instructions on how to wipe their own arse!!

This just reminded me of something.

Mate worked somewhere once and they had a poster in the toilet detailing the correct way to poo. No joke! Don't have the photo of the sign. Il try google it.

Theres a poster at my work which shows you how to wash your hands!!

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20th Dec 10 at 23:29

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Its the ones that tell you their wine is corked..when its a screw top. makes me chuckle.

i think they are just using 'corked' as its a word they associate with wine thats off/bad.

It doesnt need to be cork sealed to be off.... it can happen in the barrel for example

But it does need to be cork to have bits of cork floating in it

Gary

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20th Dec 10 at 23:32

quote:
Originally posted by Colin

quote:
Originally posted by Gary

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Because 70% of the population need instructions on how to wipe their own arse!!

This just reminded me of something.

Mate worked somewhere once and they had a poster in the toilet detailing the correct way to poo. No joke! Don't have the photo of the sign. Il try google it.

Theres a poster at my work which shows you how to wash your hands!!

Please tell me your joking

[Edited on 20-12-2010 by Gary]

Colin

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20th Dec 10 at 23:35

Nup it shows you the optimum way to wash your hands in 10 steps. My companies a bit overkill on stuff like this though!!

Theres signs on the back of toilet doors reminding you to wipe away any shit debris & to wash your hands also!!

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