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Jack1.6valver
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   8th Jan 11 at 13:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Girlfriend left her car at her work yesterday,which is in a remote place,middle of the car park where nobody was park,her boss left at 11pm where the car sat undamaged. Some pussie wanker has deliberatley reversed into her car at speed in a 4x4,pick-up or large van with a tow bar! Her boss phoned this morning,so i went along to see the damage,car was pushed out of its space by about 8 feet and hit square on at the front so its not been your average car park bump.

Got it home,drives ok heres a couple of pics.

Before......











And after.....







its fixable,lucky its was just the top cross member,just got to get the bonnet open,need a hand ti rip the bonnet aff,just going to cut out the top cross member and weld in the one off the old donor 5 door,got the 5dr boonet that will do for now and got a standard plastic bumper,mot's this friday aswell,cunt!.


********If anyone knows of or has a black bonnet and bumper for sale,i'd obviously be interested in buying them,cheeers! **********

[Edited on 08-01-2011 by Jack1.6valver]
DannyB
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8th Jan 11 at 13:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That's shit mate
Jack1.6valver
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8th Jan 11 at 13:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tell me about is,mot this friday too

[Edited on 08-01-2011 by Jack1.6valver]
Chris F
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8th Jan 11 at 13:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Why would someone do that?
Tomnova16
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8th Jan 11 at 13:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what an absoute arsehole, hope you get it sorted and sort the cnut out too


http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
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Jack1.6valver
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8th Jan 11 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



[Edited on 08-01-2011 by Jack1.6valver]
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8th Jan 11 at 13:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hope you get it sorted out and all goes well with the mot, and find out for sure who did it the apsolutle ball bag
Ben G
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8th Jan 11 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what a loser. i'd go and pay a visit to him, he obviously isn't the type to fight back.
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8th Jan 11 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Hang him up by the feet and slap your cock about his face.
MatthewR
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8th Jan 11 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pics of the Corsa?
SeanXE
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8th Jan 11 at 14:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
pics of the Corsa?


The pics that are in the OP?
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8th Jan 11 at 14:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

maybe the rest of it? i.e silly rear lights and a stupid exhuast? after all the wheels alone warrant it getting hit

[Edited on 08-01-2011 by MatthewR]
mike56gte
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8th Jan 11 at 14:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

fuckin hell jack didnt know about this! you still got your old corsa bumper lying about to put on it?
mike56gte
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
maybe the rest of it? i.e silly rear lights and a stupid exhuast? after all the wheels alone warrant it getting hit

[Edited on 08-01-2011 by MatthewR]


i hope that saxo in your garage wasnt yours with a comment like that.
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8th Jan 11 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mike56gte
quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
maybe the rest of it? i.e silly rear lights and a stupid exhuast? after all the wheels alone warrant it getting hit

[Edited on 08-01-2011 by MatthewR]


i hope that saxo in your garage wasnt yours with a comment like that.


Haha me too. :L
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
maybe the rest of it? i.e silly rear lights and a stupid exhuast? after all the wheels alone warrant it getting hit



What a stupid thing to say, you fucking clown. Just because it isnt to your taste doesn't mean it deserves to be vandalised.
weddy1988
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8th Jan 11 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

MattewR its arsehole bender from me and your dugs got tit's from the rest of the fourm

P.S jack if u need a bumper ive got a rio verde pre 97 shagger of a bumper sitting here if you want it for eff all bud...p.s whos the guy ?, sound of having a 2 liter makes me think its a vauxhall and think i'll know him lol
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8th Jan 11 at 15:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Gutted At least it's fixable.

Some old douche bag reversed into my car the other night in a Morrisons car park Not sure where to go from here tbh as I don't want to ruin my no claims.
Jack1.6valver
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8th Jan 11 at 18:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mike56gte
fuckin hell jack didnt know about this! you still got your old corsa bumper lying about to put on it?


Aye i've got a standard plain black plastic bumper for it,also got a black bonnet with a stupid scoop on it but will do for the mot,managed to bend the cross member back enough to get the bonnet closed,does need a push to get the catch to open tho,dont know if that will effect the mot!?? Managed to get the bonnet on anyway,will put the bumper on if it need it for it mot. Radiators are a tad bent but there not touching anything and dosent seem have lost any fluids! Will put a pic up tomorrow maybe.

MathewR,ive put more pics up of the car,fair do's the wheels arent the best of colour but i left it down to the bird to decide,after all it is her car! Rest of the car is really clean,also got a stainless cat back on it too,sounds nice,not to loud with a subtle square tail pipe.
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8th Jan 11 at 18:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That was actually really nice! Hope you get it fixed.
SeanXE
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8th Jan 11 at 18:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Also have you looked underneath the bonnet yet? Looks like mine when i crashed it, and that needed new landing panel. Expensive work :/
Jack1.6valver
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8th Jan 11 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

aye got under it today? what do you mean landing panel? where the bonnet catch is?
SeanXE
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quote:
Originally posted by Jack1.6valver
aye got under it today? what do you mean landing panel? where the bonnet catch is?


Yeah mate.
thegsi
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8th Jan 11 at 19:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Before:



And after.....



Was the result in the latter picture anything to do with the first picture?
Jack1.6valver
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8th Jan 11 at 19:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've managed to bend it back so that the new bonnet closes,just needs a wee lift when u pull the catch! Got a spare one i can replace it with if need be,just have to cut it out and weld the new one in place!

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