Balling
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DK military standard issue smoke grenade. ![](/board/images/smile/cool.gif)
Any suggestion how to make good use of it?
[Edited on 28-01-2011 by Balling]
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noshua
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Pretend you're Arnold Schwarzenegger from Commando.
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Balling
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quote: Originally posted by noshua
Pretend you're Arnold Schwarzenegger from Commando.
Preferably something I don't already do on a daily basis...
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Winemaker
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Mail it to your local politician with a return address
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nathy_87
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quote: Military issue smoke grenades. Oh yes, this is what you want. > They come in two basic kinds, Signalling smoke, and Screening smoke. The signalling smoke comes in a range of colours and can be used indoors (well, it'll be unpleasant, but won't kill you). The screening smoke comes in grey only and should not be used indoors as it puts out a lot more smoke and is also carcinogenic.
Both of these grenades start producing smoke as soon as the handle is released and get extremely hot. Do not hold onto them once they are going. Caution should be used when deploying these in forest areas, especially in summer as they are a definite fire hazard
From: http://www.tea-and-medals.co.uk/pyrotechnics.htm
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Sam
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Did you buy it or did someone just randomly put it on your desk?
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Fro
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Put it under someones car
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Dan
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Wait till someone in the office is mid shit, lob it over the door and run ![](/board/images/smile/smile.gif)
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Balling
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quote: Originally posted by nathy_87
They come in two basic kinds, Signalling smoke, and Screening smoke.
This would be the latter.
@Sam > I guess someone thought I might like it. ![](/board/images/smile/smile.gif)
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Ojc
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Go play airsoft
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dan_m1les
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chucj it in a mates car whilst parked obviously
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Balling
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quote: Originally posted by dan_m1les
chucj it in a mates car whilst parked obviously
quote: Originally posted by nathy_87
...get extremely hot.
...a definite fire hazard.
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Baskey
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My mate gets me these (he does helicopter landings/fueling for the army) they are lethal. While they are burning they shoot a 2 foot flame out the back.
Mine look a little bigger than yours but I think there pritty similar
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A2H GO
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My sisters mate came back from the Marines and bought her back some military grade CF Gas spray. It was only a thin tube and looked like some sort of mascara . He left it on the side, me thinking it was perfume of some sort sprayed it in the air (luckily not in my face) in the living room on xmas day with everone round. Within 30 seconds everyone was pileing out the room chokeing
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Ste M
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Set it off in the building ventilation system. It'll kill maybe 2 or 3 hours evacuating everyone. lol
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Phillips_91
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quote: Originally posted by Ste M
Set it off in the building ventilation system. It'll kill maybe 2 or 3 hours evacuating everyone. lol
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3CorsaMeal
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chuck it out your sunroof while on the motorway
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by A2H GO
My sisters mate came back from the Marines and bought her back some military grade CF Gas spray. It was only a thin tube and looked like some sort of mascara . He left it on the side, me thinking it was perfume of some sort sprayed it in the air (luckily not in my face) in the living room on xmas day with everone round. Within 30 seconds everyone was pileing out the room chokeing
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N3CRO
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quote: Originally posted by Dan
Wait till someone in the office is mid shit, lob it over the door and run
I like this one
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DannyB
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Throw it at a pensioner, or a disabled child
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Ronson
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quote: Originally posted by Balling
quote: Originally posted by dan_m1les
chucj it in a mates car whilst parked obviously
quote: Originally posted by nathy_87
...get extremely hot.
...a definite fire hazard.
Carcinogenic
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by DannyB
Throw it at a pensioner, or a disabled child
yes, nice one, or into the hood of a baby pram
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3CorsaMeal
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i had chimney testers once, and i set them off in the school corridors.
i also had the master key for the electrics and could switch off all the lights ![](/board/images/smile/cool.gif)
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kennySRi
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quote: Originally posted by A2H GO
My sisters mate came back from the Marines and bought her back some military grade CF Gas spray. It was only a thin tube and looked like some sort of mascara . He left it on the side, me thinking it was perfume of some sort sprayed it in the air (luckily not in my face) in the living room on xmas day with everone round. Within 30 seconds everyone was pileing out the room chokeing
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Nath
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I've got two smoke grenades
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