Ojc
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I was a lifeguard for many years and you'd be amazed.
First of all.....adults in a pool is fine but (and I'm no Mail reader!) we used to get plenty (and I mean a weekly thing) of lone men come in to sit at the shallow end and watch during kids summer hols fun sessions! Sometimes they'd bring masks and snorkles and just sit below the surface!
Also - we had lots (and I mean LOTS) of holes drilled between the changing cubicles (people must have brought screwdrivers in because they were made of tin like metal over chipboard inners. I would say 20% of the units had peep holes......we were always filling them in!
As I said, you'd be amazed what people do when surrounded by all that bare flesh temptation. Bit off track, but an example of the wackos out there, we had someone who would hire a sunbed and take a dump in the little tiny bin in the room for tissues you wiped the bed down with! They came weekly, we had to do a handout saying "dont use the bin as a toilet".....printed 100 then just made sure we only gave one out the bin dumper!
On the flip side - 12/13 year old girls would often chat to the lifeguards wearing their "look at me bikinis" .... these "kids" knew exactly what they were doing and it created a lot of tricky situations - especially for the younger lifeguards who were 17/18 and getting "chatted up" by pretty mature looking girls - personally, I liked to lifeguard early morning lane swimming as i could eat my pot noodle while doing it then try not to fall asleep! No doubt there boring no eating/sleeping rules for life guards now
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pow
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Seen all of the above (apart from the sunbed shitting thing) at Windsor Lesuire Centre
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Ojc
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I don't swim so this is all new to me 
Fucking weirdos everywhere
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Budgie
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what if someone was about to drown, just after your pot noodle.
you would have to wait 30mins before jumping in  terrible stuff
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Neo
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
Seen all of the above (apart from the sunbed shitting thing) at Windsor Lesuire Centre
This
Actually when we were in Dedworth (12/13 I guess) the girls did exactly that too
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SXi_Tim
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Theres some pretty fucked up people in this world, making peep holes etc? Most fucked up thing i have seen was at the airport in fuerteventura when someone had literally thrown shit everywhere including the door handles 
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pow
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People that want to touch shit to spread it anywhere except down the toilet (or in a field 10 miles shy of Oxford services on the M40  ) need shooting at point blank range
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Ben J
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I used to lifeguard back in the day. Used to deal with teenagers fumbling with eachother in the jaquzzi and shagging in the cubicles
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pow
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LOL I remember once a friend told me a story (he was a lifeguard) about a 14/15 yearold girl getting fingered in the jaquzzi and bleeding EVERYWHERE
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Ojc
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I like the way this thread is going
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by SXi_Tim
Theres some pretty fucked up people in this world, making peep holes etc? Most fucked up thing i have seen was at the airport in fuerteventura when someone had literally thrown shit everywhere including the door handles
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Ben J
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The stuff that used to get left in cubicles was ropey too......tampons/jonny's/sanitary towels etc etc
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SXi_Tim
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Best thing was you had to pull the door to get out, dirty cunts
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FAZ
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i did my ex no end of times in a jacuzzi etc
12/13 year olds is pretty standard in the skeg area tbh
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XSIHardy
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quote:
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I like the way this thread is going
Are you the kind off bloke, that this thread is on about 
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mattk
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our pool has mixed sex changing rooms, weird as fuck the first time you use them imo,
we didnt know, my mate walked out of his cubical in just his flip flops to go for a piss and some woman walked in the opposite way, hes quite a liberal lad and Ive never seen a look of such shock on his face
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nathy_87
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Yeah I've used mixed sex changing rooms before (Butlins in Skegness) and the temptation is unbelievable (sp?)
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deano87
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This story reminds me of the film Little Children.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKRb2AeHyZA
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richc
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I went to germany with school when i was about 14. We were all horney perverts and they had mixed changing rooms. Best thing ever.
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Jake
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id like to meet up with you oli and have a chat
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spencer88
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Pics or STFU!
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Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by richc
I went to germany with school when i was about 14. We were all horney perverts and they had mixed changing rooms. Best thing ever.
Did you a) see any fanny? Or b) drill and holes?
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nathy_87
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spencer, get to skeggy at go to Butlins, go swimming and have fun.
I couldnt beleive it.
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spencer88
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Nath, I was joking, from now on your name is Gary G.
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nathy_87
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Do I dare ask why?
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