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Jake
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Boner
Steve
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bet she sounds like a skeleton having a wank in a closet when she walks
Marc
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Would.
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i reckon you would slice your penis open on the edges of her pelvic bones if you were to have penetrative sex with it
Ingham
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
i reckon you would slice your penis open on the edges of her pelvic bones if you were to have penetrative sex with it


Was going to make a similar comment but that will suffice.
Jake
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i bet she is that dehdyrated it would be like having sex with two sheets of 700 grit
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Grim
Ben G
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how can that be regarded as being supermodel material?

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240 grit IMO
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On a plus note, she probably doesn't have periods anymore
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Bet she stinks of parsnips aswell
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
i reckon you would slice your penis open on the edges of her pelvic bones if you were to have penetrative sex with it


Dr Pepper
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quote:
Originally posted by Jake
i bet she is that dehdyrated it would be like having sex with two sheets of 700 grit


corsadonk
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I reckon I've eaten more today, than she has all year.

She even looks rough as fuck in the face, poor thing.

I'd like to kidnap her, and feed her lots of food.
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I bet she has a htc wildfire with a diet app that she can barely see/read due to its shitty screen res.
richc
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Fuckin hell she would of looked out of place in belson
Ingham
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
I bet she has a htc wildfire with a diet app that she can barely see/read due to its shitty screen res.


FUCKING
brebaz
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Atleast she beat obesity.
Generation
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FLOL, at comments in this thread.
_Allan_
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Wouldn't look out of place on an Auschwitz catwalk.
taylorboosh
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Bit fat for my taste
Tomnova16
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is that leonardo di caprio?



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Matt L
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FLOL got to love this site for peoples comments

allan bit too far but
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also i was going out with a bird that went anerexic *sp, it wasnt nice


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