Jake
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_Allan_
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Boner
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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bet she sounds like a skeleton having a wank in a closet when she walks
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Would.
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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i reckon you would slice your penis open on the edges of her pelvic bones if you were to have penetrative sex with it
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Ingham
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Location: Burnley, Lancashire
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quote: Originally posted by Steve
i reckon you would slice your penis open on the edges of her pelvic bones if you were to have penetrative sex with it
Was going to make a similar comment but that will suffice.
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Jake
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i bet she is that dehdyrated it would be like having sex with two sheets of 700 grit
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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Grim
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Ben G
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Location: Essex
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how can that be regarded as being supermodel material?
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Steve
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240 grit IMO
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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On a plus note, she probably doesn't have periods anymore
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Steve
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Bet she stinks of parsnips aswell
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Jon_C
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Registered: 7th Dec 05
Location: Suffolk
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quote: Originally posted by Steve
i reckon you would slice your penis open on the edges of her pelvic bones if you were to have penetrative sex with it
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Dr Pepper
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Registered: 21st Sep 02
Location: oxford Drives Renault Clio RS200
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quote: Originally posted by Jake
i bet she is that dehdyrated it would be like having sex with two sheets of 700 grit
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corsadonk
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Registered: 4th Jul 09
Location: Marlborough, Wiltshire
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I reckon I've eaten more today, than she has all year.
She even looks rough as fuck in the face, poor thing.
I'd like to kidnap her, and feed her lots of food.
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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I bet she has a htc wildfire with a diet app that she can barely see/read due to its shitty screen res.
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richc
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Location: Ilkeston
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Fuckin hell she would of looked out of place in belson
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Ingham
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Location: Burnley, Lancashire
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quote: Originally posted by sc0ott
I bet she has a htc wildfire with a diet app that she can barely see/read due to its shitty screen res.
FUCKING
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brebaz
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Registered: 11th Dec 09
Location: newcastle
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Atleast she beat obesity.
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Generation
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Registered: 7th Jul 09
Location: Essex
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FLOL, at comments in this thread.
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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Wouldn't look out of place on an Auschwitz catwalk.
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taylorboosh
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Bit fat for my taste
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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is that leonardo di caprio?
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Matt L
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FLOL got to love this site for peoples comments
allan bit too far but
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Tomnova16
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also i was going out with a bird that went anerexic *sp, it wasnt nice
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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