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gardenspoon
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Mine would probably be 'good shit', something I've heard many say in reference to drugs.

What is yours?

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I don't know about oxy, but you're a moron.


/cheap dig.
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Same difference???
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quote:
Originally posted by harrisp
I don't know about oxy, but you're a moron.


/cheap dig.


Cheap indeed. Well done.
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You've been watching The Comedy Gala
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
You've been watching The Comedy Gala


No, I don't watch much TV, I prefer radio. Why did you suggest this?
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A comedian was talking about it a few hours ago, gave that example too.
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
A comedian was talking about it a few hours ago, gave that example too.


What, 'good shit'? Interesting. But no I haven't seen it, it has for a long time been my favourite oxymoron and I thought it time I made a post that showed I am interested in someone other than myself.

Do you have one?
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Good cunt.
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Good cunt.


Doesn't really work that one...

How about:
Anxious patient
California culture
War games
or, seriously funny
etc.


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Microsoft works
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deafening silence
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Happily married.
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quote:
Originally posted by gardenspoon
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
You've been watching The Comedy Gala


No, I don't watch much TV, I prefer radio. Why did you suggest this?
Seeing as you're registered on a few comedy forums where you post your boring videos and are told by other people who think they're funny that your hilarious. I'm guessing DannyB is correct.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
Happily married. [/quo

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Vauxhall racing
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You're a bit of a tool aren't you?
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i prefer the term "weapon" but "tool" seems similar
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quote:
Originally posted by gardenspoon
What is yours?


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quote:
Originally posted by gardenspoon
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Good cunt.


Doesn't really work that one...



Yes it does.

Shit cunt.
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'Retina display' is my favourite.
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quote:
Originally posted by 12vStig
Microsoft works


Like
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by gardenspoon
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
You've been watching The Comedy Gala


No, I don't watch much TV, I prefer radio. Why did you suggest this?
Seeing as you're registered on a few comedy forums where you post your boring videos and are told by other people who think they're funny that your hilarious. I'm guessing DannyB is correct.
gardenspoon
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by gardenspoon
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
You've been watching The Comedy Gala


No, I don't watch much TV, I prefer radio. Why did you suggest this?
Seeing as you're registered on a few comedy forums where you post your boring videos and are told by other people who think they're funny that your hilarious. I'm guessing DannyB is correct.



No, I registered in one forum where I posted one video.

As I said; I don't watch television much, but know that others do, it'd be a bit daft of me to pretend I'd thought something up just to post here...

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