ajscorsa
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Anyone ever had one? if so why did you get it and was it as uncomfortable as I think its gonna be?
im considering one due to the many problems I have with my stomach
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Hammer
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Your body shifts waste naturally, all you are doing is upsetting the balance by shoving pipes up your arse.
If you have problems with your stomach I would get help specifically for that ailment.
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Xs
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Someone get groupon emails? 
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spencer88
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If you're having poo problems I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems but shitting aint one.
[Edited on 25-07-2011 by spencer88]
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adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
im considering one due to the many problems I have with my stomach
what are your symptoms?
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fazza
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quote:
Originally posted by spencer88
If you're having poo problems I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems but shitting aint one.
[Edited on 25-07-2011 by spencer88]
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
Anyone ever had one? if so why did you get it and was it as uncomfortable as I think its gonna be?
im considering one due to the many problems I have with my stomach
Ive kinda adminstered one to birds before destroying their anuuuuse.
They said they felt quite good afterwards and had less lethargy but couldnt dump right for abotu 4 days. 
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Jambo
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Good for some people, others not.
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SetH
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Have you had one Jambo?
have you had a man administer one? would you like a man to administer one?
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SetH
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///Thread
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Leighton
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open 
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sand-eel
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I watched some program where several doctors/ medical heads, said it does absolutely nothing, as all that will happen is after a few hours the shit will appear in the "pipes" again and will go out naturally, those colonic people seem to think the shit gets jammed in there for weeks or something.
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ed
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Exactly. Why would jamming a pipe up your arse and then flooding it full of water do anything?
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C2RL R
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Get some extra hot sauce on your next kebab. That will clear you out.
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John
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Worst coming out post ever.
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sand-eel
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People that think the coffee version is better are super gullable.
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Gary
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Hosepipe and some KY will do the same job. Cheaper too.
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_Allan_
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I like to use a Karcher and foam lance tbh.
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Gary
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your poops would smell nice at least.
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Jambo
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So by the logic in this thread pacemakers are pointless because the body makes the heart work fine 
I have no idea if they are medically kosher or not, but essentially you cleaning your shit pipe, hardly that scientific to work out it's probably better than not cleaning it. If he has issues with his digestive system then it could be something like Candida which is a fungus that grows in your intestine that your body won't/can't get rid of.
I don't endorse Colonics, nor have i had one. I have known people who have had, including Mrs Jambo and said they make you feel great. But as I said not for everyone.
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
So by the logic in this thread pacemakers are pointless because the body makes the heart work fine
Please tell me you did not just relate getting your arse pipe washed by a beauty salon to a device surgically fitted that keeps your heart ticking
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ajscorsa
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I shit alot but I always feel bloated and my stomach is always rock solid and can sometimes struggle to do a shit even tho I deffo need one.
Just think maybe ive got some clogging going on
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adiohead
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Me an James are gurus on this subject.
I've been diagnosed as lactose intolerant with a hydrogen breath test, but even after cutting out all milk products I am still ill, so I believe I've got a damaged intestine, possibly due to a parasite I caught in Egypt, as it was around the time I went that I became ill.
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Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
I shit alot but I always feel bloated and my stomach is always rock solid and can sometimes struggle to do a shit even tho I deffo need one.
Just think maybe ive got some clogging going on
sounds like you have ibs
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adiohead
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So many doctors and even a specialist told me my problem was ibs, turned out they were wrong.
Doctors are too quick to misdiagnose ibs these days
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