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Forensics went to draw a chalk line around her... She rolled over and tried to sniff it
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she isnt dead, they tried to draw a white line round her body and she jumped up and snorted it
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Amy Winehouse will be best remembered for her sense of humour.
The paramedics at the scene found her donor card
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Go to Sickipedia and get over it.
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What do Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

Both had a 10 year old crack addiction
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So, Amy Winehouse is dead. To be honest, we all saw it coming.

But Rupert Murdoch knew about it two months ago....
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These amy winehouse jokes are shite
Its only a matter of time before some funny ones are made.
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Michael Jackson wasn't a paedophile. If you're after a smack in the face you're going about it the right way

[Edited on 25-07-2011 by Russ]
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These amy winehouse jokes are shite
Its only a matter of time before some funny ones are made.
Agreed. Need to make some one liners.
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Michael Jackson wasn't a paedophile. If you're after a smack in the face you're going about it the right way

[Edited on 25-07-2011 by Russ]


Massively over rated musican. All his music is mediocre.
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Drakes only real inspiration
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At least now Amy Winehouse can do her lines off the most shiny surface known to man.

Jade Goody's head.
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Her stomach looks like the lower part of a flak vest

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disgusting
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Amy winwhouse was at the Pearly gates, she gets there and notices a load of foreigners. St Peter spots Amy and says, "Amy come to the front, you might aswell it's going to take me ages to get a Norwegion translator for these lot".
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Michael Jackson wasn't a paedophile. If you're after a smack in the face you're going about it the right way


Massively over rated musican. All his music is mediocre.


You need help boyo
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Na he is good, but I don't like him at all. Music is boring.
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If people want to make Amy Whinehouse jokes can you please form a line.


It's what she would of wanted.
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would have
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Amy winwhouse was at the Pearly gates, she gets there and notices a load of foreigners. St Peter spots Amy and says, "Amy come to the front, you might aswell it's going to take me ages to get a Norwegion translator for these lot".


I'm not one that takes offence to Jezza on Top Gear, but that one is a little on the line.
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quote:
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Amy winwhouse was at the Pearly gates, she gets there and notices a load of foreigners. St Peter spots Amy and says, "Amy come to the front, you might aswell it's going to take me ages to get a Norwegion translator for these lot".


I'm not one that takes offence to Jezza on Top Gear, but that one is a little on the line.


Offensive for offensives sake. Terrible 'joke'.
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well if i could find the "sick joke thread" i would've posted it in there.

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