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22nd Dec 11 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2077407/Motorist-flips-car-verge-near-Gloucestershire-village-Wickwar.html
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Funny/Random Pictures & Gifs thread.
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Typical comments:

"Looks like non standard tyres, Non standard tail pipes. Blacked out tail lights. Looks like blacked out rear window. Bet he had a concrete right foot too.........I wonder if he drives on mummy and daddies insurance.?"
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he should of de badged it and that wouldn't of happened

someone need to p.shop a speach bubble coming out the car saying 'your welcome'

[Edited on 22-12-2011 by Jed D]
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quote:
Originally posted by mattant
Typical comments:

"Looks like non standard tyres, Non standard tail pipes. Blacked out tail lights. Looks like blacked out rear window. Bet he had a concrete right foot too.........I wonder if he drives on mummy and daddies insurance.?"


but arnt the lights and back box irmscher optional extras?
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quote:
Originally posted by ash10
quote:
Originally posted by mattant
Typical comments:

"Looks like non standard tyres, Non standard tail pipes. Blacked out tail lights. Looks like blacked out rear window. Bet he had a concrete right foot too.........I wonder if he drives on mummy and daddies insurance.?"


but arnt the lights and back box irmscher optional extras?


Yep, the tyres are that size on SRi wheels, the back box was an extra and is no louder than the standard one, and the window and light tints are standard
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Some sad bloke on the comments must have a vendetta against corsa's, he's commented twice.

best place for the Corsa. terrible little cars - just drive one yourself and read any motoring magazine.
- Keith Jones, Wigan, UK, 22/12/2011 192

The picture gives the game away: Vauxhall Corsa + Sporty exhaust = Young driver + Dangerous and bad driving. Terrible cars normally mean terrible, young drivers
- Keith Jones, Wigan, UK, 22/12/2011 11:28
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The rear would look better with the roundel removed imo
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Looks like rear window is not there altogether
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22nd Dec 11 at 20:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mattant
quote:
Originally posted by ash10
quote:
Originally posted by mattant
Typical comments:

"Looks like non standard tyres, Non standard tail pipes. Blacked out tail lights. Looks like blacked out rear window. Bet he had a concrete right foot too.........I wonder if he drives on mummy and daddies insurance.?"
but arnt the lights and back box irmscher optional extras?
Yep, the tyres are that size on SRi wheels, the back box was an extra and is no louder than the standard one, and the window and light tints are standard
Yup, except the window isn't tinted.

Basically these people are seeing the exhaust tip not knowing it's an optional extra and assuming some chav has been bombing it round the place. Lots of presumptions going on.

Numberwang!

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Mike
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Mmm, quite clearly swerved to avoid the oncoming driver in the wrong lane, whom was struggling to see beyond the steering wheel in her Nissan Micra, which caused the car to slide on the wet road and then enter the ditch, rolling the car onto its side. The woman that caused the accident then continued home, not having a clue of the devastation she'd just caused and after making some chicken soup and feeding Mr Snuffles, had a rant about a news story where a dangerous young driver just rolled his Vauxhall Corsa into a ditch because he's a 'boy racer'.

I wonder which version is actually more accurate?
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bet that exhaust was cut off pretty swiftly
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u2u'd
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I prefer Mike's version of the story to the uninformed Daily Mail reader comments

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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Why are there two thermos flasks glued to the bumper?
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quote:
Originally posted by mattant
quote:
Originally posted by ash10
but arnt the lights and back box irmscher optional extras?

Yep, the tyres are that size on SRi wheels, the back box was an extra and is no louder than the standard one, and the window and light tints are standard

Definitely does not look like an optional nor Irmscher exhaust to me. Way to big to be either.
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it looks just like this one to me
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=616929
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Yep, that's the one

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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Why aren't there any marks on the grass or road?
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looks like a photoshop to me
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maybe the car just lost balance and fell over into the ditch...
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- Unless you're the driver?

[Edited on 17-07-2012 by nathy_87]
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Maybe you got a time machine for Christmas?

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