_Allan_
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Email gone around the office yesterday about the mens toilets being out of action for a week and to use the ones at the far end of the building. The only reason being one of the cubical doors is hanging off  Needs about 2 new bolts into the wall. I would do it myself if I could be arsed. 
Urinals, taps, dryer, other cubicle all in working order. So someone has taken it upon themselves to switch off all the lights and put an out of order notice on the door.
Just ignored the notice and went in for a waz and got caught by the caretaker on the way out.
'Out of order mate'
'Yeah I know but it's only the cubicle door. Only wanted a quick wee'
'Out of order mate'
'Yeah alright, but it's not like it's all flooded and that'
'Can't you read?'
'Yeah I can, that's why I'm not the fucking caretaker'
Boom 
Just walked off to him muttering something about being a prick
Whatever, gave my best
Down the corridor.
Probably have no bog roll tomorrow 
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nathy_87
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Owned.
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spencer88
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This will end like JD and the caretaker in Scrubs
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Brett
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Awesome
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Russ
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i am a proper jobsworth, i went round and put a notice on the cars who parked in disabled bays this morning asking them to move or have their pass revoked
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John
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Allan's caretaker is definitely going on a shooting spree tomorrow.
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adiohead
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Bet he pisses in your piss
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Daveskater
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Like a boss 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Nath
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that picture is perfect for the story too
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Budgie
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that's brilliant Allan, laughed hard!
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Eck
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The di Caprio picture goes so well
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Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
i am a proper jobsworth, i went round and put a notice on the cars who parked in disabled bays this morning asking them to move or have their pass revoked
nob
we have an entire car park for ''managers'' in work. it has 56 spaces in iirc. 5 are managers with their names on, 5 are disabled, and 5 are for the pool (electric) cars.
the rest don't get used now as some jobsworth complained about a lack of spaces and theres a barrier stopping non elite ford workers getting in and parking.
now 250 people have to park in a car park with 150 spaces.  causes proper road rage madness at shift change over time
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Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
Like a boss
bet alan was muttering this to himself on his walk back.
love it fucking janitors.
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Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
i am a proper jobsworth, i went round and put a notice on the cars who parked in disabled bays this morning asking them to move or have their pass revoked
nob
i used to do it, but since then we have started operating more services for disabled patients they cant park near the building and it looks bad with car parking permits stuck in the window to show they're staff
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Gary
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+10 e-points
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Ian W
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Funny story and the picture goes perfect
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Gary
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Is there a video for this??
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_Allan_
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Not sure on the original or why it went so viral but there is a shit load of photoshops all over the net and forums. I have no idea why it was picked up on.
Similar to mosh girl or enzo dude I guess.
http://thechive.com/2010/09/01/leo-strutting-gets-the-photoshop-treatment-64-photos/
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Budgie
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/b/ got their hands on it and gave it it's meme status iirc
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adiohead
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and sad Keanu
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Budgie
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we're not listing what /b/ meme'd are we?
that'll take forever
pretty sure rick rollin started of on /b/
and boxxy too
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Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
we're not listing what /b/ meme'd are we?
that'll take forever
pretty sure rick rollin started of on /b/
and boxxy too
boxxy started on /b/????????????????????????????????????????????????? :O
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DaveyLC
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Its stupid Red-Tape BUT you'd be the first to complain if the door fell off and cut of fyour todger 
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
we're not listing what /b/ meme'd are we?
that'll take forever
pretty sure rick rollin started of on /b/
and boxxy too
boxxy started on /b/????????????????????????????????????????????????? :O
There's always a boxxy thread on it. she's queen of /b/ apparently
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Whittie
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She's an annoying cunt. Complete fucking muppet little kid who talks shit.
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