corsa_sean
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Any one else gf come out with this stuff i was talking about undersoil heating (dont ask) she comes out with "oh wont that make global warming alot worse as your heating ground up" makes me wonder about her sometimes
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N3CRO
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Eck
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For fuck sake
I actually had to sit and explain that the United States was infact NOT in Europe the other week 
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Eddx14xe
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FLOL.
My gf comes out with stuff like this, can't think of any examples atm though.
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corsa_sean
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Least its not just mine theres heaps more but cant remember she says its baby stealing her brains aswell lol
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Eddx14xe
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My gf asked me if America is a country.
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C2RL R
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Heard loads of these with an ex. Things like, "why aren't Brazil playing in the euro's? I thought they were the best in the world?". There's loads more if I could be arsed typing them out.
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Skylined
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Mine had me in stitches when she told me about someones facebook status:
"apparently the new manchester united is really rude this year, it's got a vagina on every page"
She didn't realise it was a joke and thought it was some sort of porno calendar
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taylorboosh
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mine comes out with total belters... always cheer me up..
1. we are on a plane flying back from murcia in spain.. its dusk
me "I would love to fly at night and have a quick look out the window, bet the stars look amazing"
her " dont be stupid, your above the stars"
2. on a long journey randomly
her "is horse beef?"
3. In a funeral limo after driving for like 3 miles and doing about 30mph
her "is that man with the hat still walking infront?"
4. In her text to me to say our home hub from bt had arrived
her "you will have to ring bt, they have brung a router but no broadband"
me "what you on about?"
her "they have forgot to put the broadband in the box"
there are more which i will post as i remember
[Edited on 19-02-2012 by john-d]
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Eck
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Some of the things they come out with Long before the America comment, there was a status when her VW Polo broke down that read:
"Can someone come and set fire to my bucket of a vag", to which she had no idea why it was wrong
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C2RL R
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Lol John! Are her parents brother and sister?
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taylorboosh
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flol thats amazing..
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taylorboosh
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
Lol John! Are her parents brother and sister?
no but i think shes a bit retarded. theres some more great ones but not being able to think of them is annoying me.
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corsa_sean
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Im sure mines is not all there failed her theory 6 times !
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C2RL R
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We were watching football on tv in the pub once and the commentator says something along the lines of, "and what a finish, especially with his left foot!", ex turns to me and asks "is it harder to kick a ball with your left foot?".
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richc
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quote:
Originally posted by john-d
3. In a funeral limo after driving for like 3 miles and doing about 30mph
her "is that man with the hat still walking infront?"
[Edited on 19-02-2012 by john-d]
My missus comes out with some corkers. I will have to think of some....
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Eddx14xe
My gf asked me if America is a country.
What did you tell her?
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taylorboosh
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i wouldve said north or south...
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Eddx14xe
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North and south America are continents. America, as in US of A, which is what she was on about is a country.
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Eddx14xe
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I think it just made her more confused tbh.
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by john-d
i wouldve said north or south...
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Beato
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Keep them coming these are funny. I know my misses has come out with some right belters, just wish I could think of some.
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taylorboosh
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quote:
Originally posted by James
quote:
Originally posted by john-d
i wouldve said north or south...
whats wrong with that? it wouldve fucking baffled her... she asked me once why egypt dont use euros
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LeeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Eddx14xe
North and south America are continents. America, as in US of A, which is what she was on about is a country.
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PhilC
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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4 years into our relationship, mine asked if me and my sister were twins...
There are much better ones that that. I'll add them when they come back to me.
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