Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
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Jehovah Witnesses just knocked on the door but deployed operation - CHILD!
Now to me, this is a new low - how can you get smart and infuriate a 8yo (or there abouts) child? To be fair however, they didn't try and preach to me. They just handed a leaflet to me and when I asked what it was for she just said "It's a jesus thing..."
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Generation
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Registered: 7th Jul 09
Location: Essex
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So?
They see it as education.
Children can be educated..
[Edited on 18-03-2012 by Generation]
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nick_sri
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Registered: 5th May 09
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educated to knock on doors and tell people stuff they dont give a shit about .
if i had an intrest in god id be in church
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Generation
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I didn't say educated to knock on doors
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spencer88
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Registered: 6th Oct 08
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It is just like advertisement on the telly, but more personal. 
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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Tell the kid he's a cunt and to fuck off your doorstep.
It'll toughen him up for later in life.
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Dave
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quote:
Originally posted by spencer88
It is just like advertisement on the telly, but more personal.
100% this. They are trying to convert you, if you are in church you are already converted.
Imagine you had been brainwashed into thinking your way of living was the only correct way, but you see millions of people doing it different. Sensible people would think the majority had it right and join them, Jehovas do the opposite.
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AlunJ
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
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They came and tried to talk to me whilst I was underneath my car in the garage covered in oil, piss off 
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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Had 2 come yesterday, first one I said no thankyou but have a nice day, then his mate knocked less than a minute later, I just waved my hand at him through the door window.
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AlunJ
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
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Was your hand in a fist shape?
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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No mate, was happy yesterday so just a flapping forearm motion.
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Gaz
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Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
just a fapping forearm motion.
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AlunJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Gaz
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Originally posted by Ben G
just a fapping forearm motion.
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AlunJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
No mate, was happy yesterday so just a flapping forearm motion.
You were beaming?
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Alex_Rally
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Registered: 6th Sep 09
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Tell the kid he's a cunt and to fuck off your doorstep.
It'll toughen him up for later in life.
i would probably get along with u i think. great advice
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adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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I need to get a sign to stop these weirdos.
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taty
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i have an lass coming every couple of weeks
she just comes gives me a few books and has a crack (normally about her son who is in uni lol )
she even brings biscuits for my dog lol
it doesn't hurt to be nice to someone for a few minutes
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Rickavo
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Registered: 2nd Jul 09
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quote:
Originally posted by taty
i have an lass coming every couple of weeks
she just comes gives me a few books and has a crack (normally about her son who is in uni lol )
she even brings biscuits for my dog lol
it doesn't hurt to be nice to someone for a few minutes
This tbh, unless its a sunday morning with a hangover.
I see religious people as having a mental problem, some kind of phobia of death..
soo if it were someone with downs would you tell them to kindly fuck off 
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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quote:
Originally posted by Gaz
Jehovah Witnesses just knocked on the door but deployed operation - CHILD!
Now to me, this is a new low - how can you get smart and infuriate a 8yo (or there abouts) child? To be fair however, they didn't try and preach to me. They just handed a leaflet to me and when I asked what it was for she just said "It's a jesus thing..."
Their last tactic round here was to use a blind man complete with cane. I had my doubts as to whether he really was blind TBH...
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
I need to get a sign to stop these weirdos.
They will still knock. And stand at your doorstep for a minimum of 5 minutes before moving on to the next house.
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adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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quote:
Originally posted by Rickavo
quote:
Originally posted by taty
i have an lass coming every couple of weeks
she just comes gives me a few books and has a crack (normally about her son who is in uni lol )
she even brings biscuits for my dog lol
it doesn't hurt to be nice to someone for a few minutes
This tbh, unless its a sunday morning with a hangover.
I see religious people as having a mental problem, some kind of phobia of death..
soo if it were someone with downs would you tell them to kindly fuck off
Someone with a mental health problem comes to your door and threatens to kill you, do you still have a nice chat and suck their dick?
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RichR
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Registered: 17th Oct 01
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only one question is required when dealing with Jehova's Witnesses and that is 'Why'?, just respond to everything with 'Why'? and eventually they'll leave in utter confusion
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DaveyLC
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I dont know why people give them such a hard time... They honestly believe they are saving your soul by converting you.
If you're neighbour knocked on your door to tell you that you had a gas leak but you were invincible to gas explosions would you tell them to fuck off? 
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
I dont know why people give them such a hard time... They honestly believe they are saving your soul by converting you.
If you're neighbour knocked on your door to tell you that you had a gas leak but you were invincible to gas explosions would you tell them to fuck off?
Agree, they are nice people tbh
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adiohead
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They are a cult and some of their beliefs can cause harm/death to their relatives if they're in an accident and need blood.
Next time that kid comes round tell her that her parents would rather she died than have a blood transfusion
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