Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Just got fucking BLASTED by an airhorn, and absolutely shit myself, this was due to me doing it earlier in the day.
Anyway, I want to get him back, ten times worse, on film....
Speak to me 
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willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leVijhJu7vo
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Dan
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Registered: 22nd Apr 02
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Had a good air horn at my old work, which used to get a good few uses a year.
Best two i did was while a guy was cutting in between a chassis and a body on a truck, where space was extremly limited. Resulted in him smashing his head a fair few times, and causing a rather large amount of blood loss :/
Then we had an apprentice, who decided to cut a barrel lid off next to a gas tanker we had in. It was obviously purged etc but we told him it was too risky. He being young and daft, decided to ignore. So he also got a blast from close range, he ran a mile!
Not been much else without airhorns that i can remmeber tho 
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Balling
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Registered: 7th Apr 04
Location: Denmark
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Buttered floor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_jR8QBrhBs
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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I use to walk around on the london underground and stab people with a syringe full of AIDS.
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Phillips_91
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Registered: 20th Jan 10
Location: Blackpool. Drives: Sapphire Black Mk4 Astra 1.8
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quote:
Originally posted by Balling
Buttered floor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_jR8QBrhBs
Thats funny as!
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Twiggy
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Cant find the one where the fella greases the top of the stairs and loosens the hand rail on the stairs so she slips grabes the hand rail and falls down the stairs 
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Gary
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Matty SRi
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quote:
Originally posted by Balling
Buttered floor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_jR8QBrhBs
Thats fucking brilliant!!
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andy_mk3
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Registered: 18th Dec 11
Location: Peterborough
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Wasn't that good, but I thought it was funny.. last week I booked in a job at work (completely made up), the name was Mrs Seymore Butts, with a Ferrari F430 or something for a full service Put in a random contact number and my boss rang it to confirm the booking, I was pissing myself
[Edited on 18-04-2012 by andy_mk3]
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Phillips_91
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Location: Blackpool. Drives: Sapphire Black Mk4 Astra 1.8
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quote:
Originally posted by andy_mk3
Wasn't that good, but I thought it was funny.. last week I booked in a job at work (completely made up), the name was Mrs Seymore Butts, with a Ferrari F430 or something for a full service Put in a random contact number and he rang it to confirm the booking, I was pissing myself
My boss got me the first week i started here, his missus at the time was a cleaner she pulled up just down the street to clean someones house got out the car and he turned round and said "here danny, check out the bird over there" proceeded with things like "got a nice arse" etc etc, then after i had been lured in and replied with comments along the lines of "yeah, i'd give her one" he shouts accross the street "alright alison!!" i shit myself face went white and he turned round and said it was his partner, he's still never let me live that one down!!
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3CorsaMeal
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I put a load of jam in my mouth, like the whole jar, then went into the local shops and went over to the lady and put my head on the counter and let the jam dribble out really slowly, it was dribbling out for ages and the woman was all like "are you ok?" "is it jam?" "its jam right?" and i was just like dribble dribble dribble
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ljames555
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Was in a bar having a beers with the lads and we were sat on 2 fixed cushion chairs opposite each other with a table inbetween.
My mate was stretching his legs resting on our chair so I ninja style managed to tie his laces together his face when he nearly planted the floor.
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nathy_87
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Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
I put a load of jam in my mouth, like the whole jar, then went into the local shops and went over to the lady and put my head on the counter and let the jam dribble out really slowly, it was dribbling out for ages and the woman was all like "are you ok?" "is it jam?" "its jam right?" and i was just like dribble dribble dribble
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BluKoo
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Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
I put a load of jam in my mouth, like the whole jar, then went into the local shops and went over to the lady and put my head on the counter and let the jam dribble out really slowly, it was dribbling out for ages and the woman was all like "are you ok?" "is it jam?" "its jam right?" and i was just like dribble dribble dribble
That's just odd.
Would have been funny to watch though
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stuartmitchell
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Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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April fools day 2000 - emailed my mum to say my girlfriend at the time was preggers (I was 15 I think). She phoned me straight away crying asking what I was going to do Apparently someone from her work had to console her too. Felt a bit bad
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nathy_87
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
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Originally posted by nathy_87
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
I put a load of jam in my mouth, like the whole jar, then went into the local shops and went over to the lady and put my head on the counter and let the jam dribble out really slowly, it was dribbling out for ages and the woman was all like "are you ok?" "is it jam?" "its jam right?" and i was just like dribble dribble dribble
That's just odd.
Would have been funny to watch though
He ahs copied it from another member. But yeah would've been funny.
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JonnyJ
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Last BH weekend, stayed in a travelodge before a York game. Got pissed, mates were asleep in one room, so my mate went downstairs, got their key card from reception (my mate went down in his pants covered in extinguisher foam), he came back up, unlocked their door and covered them in fire extinguisher foam 
(NOTE: If the people at travelodge are looking at this, this is a lie)
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adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
I put a load of jam in my mouth, like the whole jar, then went into the local shops and went over to the lady and put my head on the counter and let the jam dribble out really slowly, it was dribbling out for ages and the woman was all like "are you ok?" "is it jam?" "its jam right?" and i was just like dribble dribble dribble
who is Jimmy Corkhill?
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
I put a load of jam in my mouth, like the whole jar, then went into the local shops and went over to the lady and put my head on the counter and let the jam dribble out really slowly, it was dribbling out for ages and the woman was all like "are you ok?" "is it jam?" "its jam right?" and i was just like dribble dribble dribble
chris the simpsons artist?
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Stu
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Registered: 3rd May 00
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Anonymous sms or make your sms texts look like they have come from someone else! Done so many people with this!
http://www.sharpmail.co.uk/sms.html
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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^ I've had lots of fun over the years with been able to send texts from anybody, from my outlook
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Phillips_91
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quote:
Originally posted by Stu
Anonymous sms or make your sms texts look like they have come from someone else! Done so many people with this!
http://www.sharpmail.co.uk/sms.html
Done that, me and my boss text my mate whos a wreckless driver, posing as the police saying he had been caught blah blah blah, and to ring this number, gave him the back office phone that no-one has so we knew it would be him, he called up got the boss to answer, asked for crime ref number etc then said ok i'm just going to pass you onto my collegue, put him onto me i turned round and said well well someone has been a naughty boy i couldnt tell what it was he said after that as he was screaming that loud it barely made sence
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sc0ott
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Put a snapping turtle in his bed when he is sleeping
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Kieran
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QlhErhDFkI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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