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Bart
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Obsessive Twilight fan Lauren Adkins always knew the film's vampire hero was a cut above her other boyfriends. So, rather than having Edward Cullen's poster on her wall, the 24-year-old is marrying a cardboard image of him in Las Vegas.

She's booked the minister, flowers and cake and there will be 50 guests attending.

She bought her groom for £15 from a record shop in November 2010 and they've hardly spent a day apart. 'It's a beautiful, escapist fantasy, and I'm living it,' she said. 'I've also got the invitations sorted, and even have a beach honeymoon planned for me and my vampire hubby.

'I'm going through all the steps a normal bride does. It's absolutely real.'

Sadly, she had to forgo a formal proposal from her inflexible lover played by Robert Pattinson.

'I didn't ask him to marry me out loud, I didn't have to,' said the art student.

'And I knew by his silence he'd said yes. Of course he'd say "yes".'

News of the £2,000 wedding has spread in her home town of Memphis, Tennessee. 'My friends and family think I'm bonkers,' she said.

'A few of my ex-boyfriends found out and they're surprised I'm taking things this far, but they've always known I'm a massive romantic.'

The wedding will be at the Viva Las Vegas chapel on January 26.






What is she doing in the 2nd pic?
Where are her parents
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Bit off waste tbh...
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She needs help
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fucking weirdo

bet all te ex bf's are glad they got shot of this fuckwit

twilight fans......i dont know (shakes head)
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Definitely still lives at home with that behaviour.
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She's dangerous surely?
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Even cardboard gets laid more than me
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serious ....... she needs locked up and serious medication
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can't make this shit up
Ryan
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In least gay way possible:

Is it just me or is he really ugly?
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only in america ONLY IN AMERICA
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bet the sex life is really flat
Ryan
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No suprise she's an art student. Weirdo, liberal, mentalists that lot.
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I 100% bet this is a stunt classed as "art"

She's pretty fit
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Originally posted by Ryan
In least gay way possible:

Is it just me or is he really ugly?


He's proper wierd looking, I don't see the fuss he looks like a smackhead
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It's an artistic stunt, went straight to the daily mail with a picture like the bottom one and BOOM there it is
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Originally posted by taylorboosh
She's pretty fit


No she's not
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Here we go, the brigade with taste and the brigade that'll fucking anything with a fanny and a pulse

She's rank btw
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Shes a few pints job tbh, But then again when she walks into the club with a fucking cardboard cut out i think that will put most people off
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She's hardly rank, there's far worse moosepigs around
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Shes a few pints job tbh, But then again when she walks into the club with a fucking cardboard cut out i think that will put most people off


True.. and her husband will just stare at you.
Ryan
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She's average, not amazing but not council estate.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jay
quote:
Originally posted by Ryan
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Is it just me or is he really ugly?


He's proper wierd looking, I don't see the fuss he looks like a smackhead


Same, weird bastard. Twishite.
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I don't see the fascination in the films or that Robert Pattinson tbh
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