Shelly
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Basically the Environmental Health Services are currently looking into the closure of Farnborough's McDonalds due to a compaint from a girl who goes to the Farnborough Tech College. Plus she is probably going to sue them,something which is well within her interests as you read on...
This girl ordered a McChicken Sandwich and started eating it, but stopped when she noticed it tasted funny. She was worried about food poisoning, so she kept the rest of the burger and took it home. The next day she woke up and her whole mouth was red... inside and out, with a dodgy painful rash so she hot footed it to the doctor. He checked out her mouth and asked her whether she'd drunk or eaten anything funny, to which she replied yes and gave him the remains of her McChicken Sandwich.
Anyway, the doctor sent the burger away for some tests cos he was concerned about the rash, which he thought looked like an STD infection. When the results came back frm the lab - they confirmed that they had found 7 DIFFERENT types of human semen in the mayonnaise used in the burger and indeed one of them was harbouring an STD - which in turn transferred to the girls mouth!!!!
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Adam
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lol
I live just down the road from there, can't belive it's spread this far!!!
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blebo
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Nice.....glad I aint been to McDs for about 4 years
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AJ890
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thats sick.
did u know that McD's food is one level up from dog food as food is split in to catogories animal food is at the bottom.
i aint been to McD's for ages and i aint going again.
BK's for me
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Stoneyginger
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I detest these places but thing is most of us will still eat there
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antonOO2
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i only ever have fries from Mcds now
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big eck
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Now that is sick. She will be laughing all the way to the bank after she has finished with them.
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Adam
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quote: Originally posted by AJ890
thats sick.
did u know that McD's food is one level up from dog food as food is split in to catogories animal food is at the bottom.
i aint been to McD's for ages and i aint going again.
BK's for me
I can't see how BK will have that much better quality meet
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Steve
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i had mcdonalds last nite, it was tasty
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Cosmo
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so thats what the secret sauce is on their burgers! Can make them at home now 
Out of interest, if this was real would there not be more than one case of this due to the mayonaise being used on more than one burger?
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Nismo
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same here where i live thers one closed cus a few people have caught mouth herpes and the lads were pissing in the chip fat - bastards.
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jm960326
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Thats a similar one to the curry thing ages ago,
Woman eating curry in resturant was sick part way through it thought it was food poisioning, so they took a sample home. She was ill for next couple of days, sent the sample away for testing and found 10 different siemen traces in the curry, all from the people who worked in the curry house. Of course the place was shut down fined sued etc, as you said shelly, who knows what you could get, or what your eating.
As for dog food, yep heard that one, its one grade higher than dog food apparently, just legal to eat! Yum yum
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Brett
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i used to work in mcdonalds *bows head in shame* (it was a round couple of months )
It is pretty dodgy, the guys used to drop burgers and the just pick them up and wrap them like nothing had happened.
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Patrick
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That is fucking sick! I wouldn't stop at sueing either! I would want to find out what sick fucker done that and then they would pay without a shadow of a doubt!
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Adam
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
Out of interest, if this was real would there not be more than one case of this due to the mayonaise being used on more than one burger?
It's been in the local paper here
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AJ890
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it doesn't but it's funny when you goin and shout bring out the colonel they shit themselves it happened 2 weeks ago at hopwood service station pissed rhinos fans were shouting it was so funny. lad behind the counter had to call for the manager
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scottscorsa
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fcuk that
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Keeley
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omg eeeewwwwwwwwwww im never goin 2 eat a mcchicken sandwich again
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Ditch
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that is gross, if thats true then wouldnt it make headline news or summitt?
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Pablo
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Thats fcuked up!!
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Adam-D
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thats rank!
i work at a macd's
glad nowt like that goes on.
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Shelly
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or anything with mayo. if i go i'm sticking to my chicken salsa flatbread
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Super_si
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Why isnt this in the national papers??
cant say ive read todays yet, but curious its not just scarmongering
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AJ890
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Who would win If Ronald Mcdonald and the colonel had had a fight
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Adam-D
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have u tried the new berry n yogougt crunch?
and the mini's are scrummy!
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