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Balling
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Visiting some people this saturday; one of those awkward situations where if two women are friends it's naturally assumed that their husbands/boyfriends will also be friends. In this case the assumption doesn't hold.

After a few bottles of wine the guy starts talking about this fellow from his football team who has gigantic balls.
The balls are such a big hit with the team that they are often on display at parties and on nights out.
He proceeds to explain how just last weekend they were having drinks and having a contest of sorts to see how large/heavy and object could be held unsuported in place between cock and balls of Mr. Big Bollocks.

In the end, they were playings cards with the deck securely in place in this guys scrotum, and everyone is picking their cards from here.

Now am I being overly Freudian or is that just about as gay as it gets before they actually start sucking each other off?

I've never played team sports or served in the military, so I don't really understand male bonding to such levels, which is what this bloke claims is all it is.
Honestly I don't think I'm very homophobic and I couldn't care less if he wants to circlejerk his team mates, but I'm utterly perplexed that someone could think this to be normal heterosexual behaviour.

The guy (telling the story, not carrying the balls) is around 30 and works in the financial sector.

Tl;dr: Guy loves showing off his balls, and his football mates love seeing them and playing with them. Faggots?
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Very Gay...

But on another note, if you don't like the bloke, why tag along? Grow some balls and tell the missus you'll be else where
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Originally posted by corsa-torque
But on another note, if you don't like the bloke, why tag along? Grow some balls and tell the missus you'll be else where
Wine, good food, happens maybe twice a year, and it's not like I can't stand the guy.
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my mates got a fake one. always gets it out and offers a feel. defo a quilt
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guaranteed ^
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Not that bad tbh..

I know a lad who put his dads cock under his nose, then a couple weeks later his dad had his sons cock in his gob on the back of a bus..
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Lol that story sounds ffuuuuucckkeeddd up chris

I had a mate at work who was like this, didn't hang around in the same social circle though. His good pal used to get his banger out since it was 'so big' as the guy I worked with said. They were the type who took pictures of each other with their cocks between their legs and shit to make a wee mangina, they used to gut themselves laughing but all I couldn't help but think whenever I was told one of the stories was 'I bet one of you has had at least one sexual experience with another one of these wierdos'

Not my cup of tea but it's quite common I think
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Chris, what the actual fuck!?
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Originally posted by chris_uk
Not that bad tbh..

I know a lad who put his dads cock under his nose, then a couple weeks later his dad had his sons cock in his gob on the back of a bus..




[Edited on 18-11-2013 by micra_pete]
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No idea mate.. Just one of those lads i guess..
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thats a store i certainly wouldnt want to remember/repeat
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My mate always gets his out at any chance, he says to birds wanna see me belt and has one ball hanging out, I've breaker I suppose?
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quote:
Originally posted by micra_pete
quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
Not that bad tbh..

I know a lad who put his dads cock under his nose, then a couple weeks later his dad had his sons cock in his gob on the back of a bus..




[Edited on 18-11-2013 by micra_pete]


What's the story with that gif?
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That is totally fucked up Chris lol
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Id be more worried why your afraid of seeing some ones cock/balls?

Its just a naked bloke?

Im more worried about the weirdos who wont get changed or a shower at the gym and what not... Hiding a semi imo
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I know...i know..

The lads on the front of the bus must of been thinking wtf.. Infact i was thinking wtf.. The lads g/f was there along with her sister n mate. Was all a little strange tbh. Lol

When we got to the bar we was heading to i downed a drink then got the mrs to come pick me up..

[Edited on 18-11-2013 by chris_uk]
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
guaranteed ^


has he offered them to you too?
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quote:
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What's the story with that gif?


Right clicked and google searched it to find this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg11NpOj8uI
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once or twice lee, you know how he gets
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quote:
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once or twice lee, you know how he gets


slag eh
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quote:
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my mates got a fake one. always gets it out and offers a feel. defo a quilt


Haha didn't know he actually had one testicle. Always wondered why he chose o.b.... Just thought t was a joke
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Sounds like standard football team banter.
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quote:
Originally posted by flybikeslee
my mates got a fake one. always gets it out and offers a feel. defo a quilt



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Ollie crowe touched his cock on my cheek
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quote:
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Ollie crowe touched his cock on the inside of my cheek

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