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Jimbothebarbarian

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Registered: 19th Apr 07
Location: Cumbria..........drunk..
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14th Dec 15 at 21:48

Seriously wtf! Never watched it before and I'm sat here absolutely gobsmacked. Is this shit made up?

Generation

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Registered: 7th Jul 09
Location: Essex
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14th Dec 15 at 21:54

Not sure, real men were watching football, or hunting

[Edited on 14-12-2015 by Generation]

Jimbothebarbarian

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Location: Cumbria..........drunk..
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14th Dec 15 at 21:58

quote:
Originally posted by Generation
Not sure, real men were watching football, or hunting

[Edited on 14-12-2015 by Generation]

Wish I had a witty smartarse reply to that.

Rob R

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Registered: 31st May 03
Location: Kent
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14th Dec 15 at 22:59

Skint but can afford to smoke 20 a day....

Andrew

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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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14th Dec 15 at 23:26

These people have their priorities all wrong.
I'm going to spend my benefits on fags and alcohol.

There was one women who wanted £500 a week left after paying her bills. That's alone is a good wage where i come from.

Y869 SRA

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15th Dec 15 at 12:01

quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
There was one women who wanted £500 a week left after paying her bills. That's alone is a good wage where i come from.

Greedy cunt! I only earn half of that a week, let alone have that much to spend.

sxibeast

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Registered: 6th Aug 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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15th Dec 15 at 13:06

My mum works at an upper school (deals with attendance issues amongst other things) and several of the kids she deals with have all said that its easier to fail school and do what their parents do (nothing, live off the state) as they dont have to try hard, and if they get pregnant/get some girl from the estate pregnant they get a free house too.

Sad that the only aspiration they have is to do nothing with their lives and become the bottom feeders of society. Its a sad world these days.

Personally they should be turfed out their houses by 9am and made to work in the community (gardening, helping local charities, litter picking etc) and do a full days work for their cash. None of this sitting around picking their arses waiting for the off-license to open so they can pick up another can of Special Brew.

Nic Barnes

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: nowhere near ginger people
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15th Dec 15 at 13:09

I wouldn't class £500 a week as a good wage, more an average wage.

spencer88

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Registered: 6th Oct 08
Location: cornwall
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15th Dec 15 at 13:21

quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
I wouldn't class £500 a week as a good wage, more an average wage.

That's take home after bills. As in disposable income.

Nic Barnes

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
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15th Dec 15 at 14:28

Yes

Neo

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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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15th Dec 15 at 14:40

That'd be a Salary of about £62k would it not ?

2000 expendable
~ 1600 bills & food

£43200 after tax

Slightly more than UK average wage

Nic Barnes

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15th Dec 15 at 14:44

Most people must just have "a job" not a career I guess. Sorry guys.

Nic Barnes

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15th Dec 15 at 14:47

slight miscalculation by the way.....pmsl

Neo

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15th Dec 15 at 14:58

quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
slight miscalculation by the way.....pmsl

500 a week disposable is 2000 a month ? Confused

spencer88

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Registered: 6th Oct 08
Location: cornwall
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15th Dec 15 at 15:15

Nic's bought a house and is now pretending to be a millionaire.

Nic Barnes

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
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15th Dec 15 at 15:23

Fuckin wish I was. It's cost a lot of money this month so far.

Nic Barnes

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
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15th Dec 15 at 15:27

it seems as if those who are physically unable to work, get way less benefits than those that chose not to work because they have kids. As if having a ghetto baby means you are entitled to more cash to sit around than someone who has to sit around because they are fucked, but want to work.

--ToM--

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Registered: 23rd Nov 07
Location: Wirral
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15th Dec 15 at 20:58

Me and my missus both work, we get no help financially towards child care, but all the slags in town with kids who don't work get God knows how much money and free childcare..... For what? They don't work so why do they need childcare when they don't work, fucking madness.

Doesn't bother me though because like nic I'm a pretend millionaire and can afford to pay for it all myself despite it pissing me off.

noshua

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Registered: 19th Nov 08
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15th Dec 15 at 21:05

I've noticed a change in nic since he got his office job. Every other post is about money and how much he earns, he's gone from the labourer on the shop floor passing the real men tyres to fit, to the office idiot making people cups of tea

Nic Barnes

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
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15th Dec 15 at 21:13

I didn't actually ever pass tyres to the fitters. I did the warehouse for the wholesale side.

[Edited on 15-12-2015 by Nic Barnes]

noshua

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15th Dec 15 at 21:15

So you're not denying the office idiot part

--ToM--

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Registered: 23rd Nov 07
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15th Dec 15 at 21:18

Nic is a winner @ life

3CorsaMeal

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15th Dec 15 at 21:56

Just needs a decent car now imo

Nic Barnes

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15th Dec 15 at 22:56

quote:
Originally posted by noshua
So you're not denying the office idiot part

even though I'm an executive, official title by the way, I'm still the junior so I guess compared to the others in the team I would be the young, cool, trendy idiot that people like.

Andrew

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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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15th Dec 15 at 22:57

quote:
Originally posted by spencer88
Nic's bought a house and is now pretending to be a millionaire.

He will soon realize how much living in your own place costs

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