Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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MEN'S NAMES
> Ashley - wanker who's losing his hair.
> Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff. Adam
> - cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked Adrian
> - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons. Alan - shy but
> sensitive, gets screwed over by women. Alex - cute and short but a
> liar and a cheat. Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
> Andrew -gay and has a small pecker.
> Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
> Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
> Arnold - loser.
> Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
> Barry - lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.
> Ben - stud, hung like a shetland pony.
> Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
> Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
> Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
> Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
> Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
> Brian - a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very,
> very
> naughty boy.
>
> Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
> Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name. Bruce -
> stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce. Bryce - fun
> to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a
> week.
>
> Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
> Cameron - Australian.
> Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex. Carson -
> fun to be around and really sensitive. Chad - cute, sensitive and very
> studly - only found in American movies, no
> real person has that name.
>
> Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
> Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can
> use it too.
>
> Christian - very sexy and seductive.
> Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
> Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial. Cole -
> nice, funny, and fun to be around. Colin - lies to women and blows up
> public buildings. Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion
> magazines. Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
> Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
> Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
> Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
> Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice, highly homosexual.
> Darren - charming, but sleeps with men.
> Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates
> David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can
> be
> gay!!
>
> Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter
> i.e. a wanker.
>
> Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
> Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
> Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.
> Dominic -hilarious and will do anything to please. Don - dickhead.
> Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
> Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up.
> Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
> Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.
> Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
> Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
> Elliott - full of himself.
> Eric - shy.
> Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
> Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.
> Fraser - sucks pig's dicks & swallows the lot.
> Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
> Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
> Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
> Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
> George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
> Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth.
> Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
> Graham - will screw anything.
> Grant - HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about
> anything.
>
> Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
> Harry - covers his back.
> Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
> Hathem - smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young
> girls.
>
> Hayden - tries hard
> Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
> Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!!!
> Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies. Jake - shy and
> sweet but a slut when drunk. Jamie - scum of the earth.
> James - built like a horse.
> Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
> Jeff - really ugly.
> Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
> Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
> Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
> Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
> Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
> Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
> Joel - arse.
> John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.
> Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
> Jonathon - loud, sex mad and great with it - can be full of himself.
> Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
> Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
> Josh - full of himself, fun.
> Junior - hottie and totally good at football.
> Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.
> Judith - Eats a lot, likes to feel superior
> Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
> Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis,
> really nice to women.
>
> Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
>
> Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
> Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.
> Kyle - hornball who eats too many corn chips
> Lance - Plays with his penis cos no one else will
> Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
> Laurey - short and funny looking.
> Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
> Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
> Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.
> Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.
> Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
> Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
> Luke - seems to be sweet. bit of a tosser though
> Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
> Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks,
> mouthy bastard though.
>
> Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.
> Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Mik -
> always drunk, tendency for drug abuse. Mike - stupid alcoholic who has
> gay tendencies Mohammed - small penis
> Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
> Nick - nice -can't get past the missionary position though.
> Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
> Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
> Oscar - loser.
> Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
> Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
> Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
> Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
> Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
> Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long
> time
> ago.
>
> Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big
> Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
> Rikki - see above.
> Rob - constantly watches porn.
> Roy - total loser and computer genius.
> Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
> Russell - likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole.
> Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind. Sam - wannabe sex
> machine. Scott - has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt
> Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
> Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
> Shane -thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.
> Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the
> world.
>
> Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
> Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Some say he is
> the man but talks bollocks.
>
> Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a
> hamster
>
> Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey.
> Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great
> in bed.
>
> Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is
> Toby - best blow ever.
> Tom - cool but can be arrogant.
> Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.
> Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
> Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy. Troy - cute and
> popular. Taylor - gay.
> Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
> Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
> Will - wishes he were popular.
> Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.
> Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
>
>
> WOMEN'S NAMES
> Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.
> Aileen - laughs like a demented dog, likes tic tacs.
> Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the
> light off
>
> Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag
> though.
>
> Amy - Devious, likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be
> trusted.
>
> Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints.
> Angela - Vain, hairstyle more important than oxygen. Usually found
> hanging around toilets
>
> Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
> Annette - She's BIG.
> Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
> Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Belinda -
> Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points. Beryl -
> Repressed alcoholic Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp.
> Bianca - Ginger.
> Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
> Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.
> Camilla -replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
> Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow
> Caroline - Into threesomes. Likes doggy style. Always up for it.
> Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
> Claire - Perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess,
> shouldn't be
> left alone for too long.
>
> Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
> Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem. Cheryl -
> Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. Christine - Likes men in uniform,
> never warm. Daisy - Virgin.
> Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.
> Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
> Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
> Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
> DeeDee - cannot understand why no one else masturbates in Ikea.
> Denise - Sits on cat's eyes, wears too much make up.
> Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds
> nothing to
> society.
>
> Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
> Doris - Purple haired, stinks of wee.
> Elaine - Rides sidesaddle, drinks metho.
> Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens.
> Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her
> mouth.
>
> Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
> Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
> Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.
> Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed. Faith
> - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up. Faye - Wears wellies,
> can't swim. Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts
> Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives head.
> Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
> Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day
> Gaynor - Lesbian.
> Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.
> Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
> Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies
> Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.
> Georgina - Wants to be a man.
> Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath
> Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs
> Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer.
> Helena - Loves sleeping and alcohol and is work shy.
> Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins.
> Hilary - Frigid.
> Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
> Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
> Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
> Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child
> Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.
> Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water.
> Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
> Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.
> Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.
> Jessica - Virgin, always will be.
> Joanne - Moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes
> up!
>
> Judith - Big eyes, big tits
> Judy - Huge tits, married to an arse.
> Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in
> five minutes
>
> Justine- Massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets. Julie -
> Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant. Karen - Huge tits, shags
> like a rabbit. Katie - Big feet, shags men over 50
> Kate - talks complete bollocks all the time, scavenger.
> Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
> Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a
> bloke,
> and wears a wig.
>
> Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.
> Kylie - Can't sing but who cares.
> Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.
> Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.
> Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive.
> Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
> Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.
> Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
> Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.
> Linda - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole.
> Lindsay - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
> Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn. Liz -
> Long legged and brainey. Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for
> a packet of jellybabies Louise/a - Likes to get around, saggy tits.
> Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.
> Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
> Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.
> Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.
> Maria - Bangs like a barn door.
> Marie - Life's slapper. Likes men to do DIY.
> Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.
> Marilyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
> Martina - Ugly lesbian Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits.
> Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
> Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S
> Melanie - Can hold two bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
> Melissa - Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.
> Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
> Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.
> Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag
> Marsha - Big butt, small brain.
> Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.
> Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.
> Nancy - White hair, remembers manners.
> Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.
> Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.
> Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.
> Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial
> Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.
> Olga - You can park a bike in her arsecrack, excessive facial hair.
> Olivia - Neutron bomb ho ta
> Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.
> Pat - Butt ugly lesbian.
> Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.
> Penelope - Pit stop queen, likes men to be stiff.
> Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.
> Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
> Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her
> arsecheeks.
>
> Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
> Rosie - Can be prickly, good head giver.
> Rula - She measures up well.
> Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.
> Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
> Samantha - Loves her brother, has four deformed children. Sandra -
> Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged Sarah - Hangs around with the wrong
> crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.
>
> Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
> Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers.
> Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas. Sian - Does
> mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce. Simone - Used to be a shot
> putter from Cardiff. Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred
> to as a carrier Sophie - Brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.
> Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.
> Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.
> Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
> Sue - totally gorgeous!!
> Tanya - Hot minx, too short.
> Tara - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.
> Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less.
> Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski.
> Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves
> kittens.
>
> Tracey - Lesbian.
> Ursula - Likes puppies, in curry.
> Vicky- Likes Yoga and Women.
> Wendy - Possibly a man.
> Zoe - Talentless rock chick.
Mine is deffo true as well  TvX!!!
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Gambit
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Registered: 5th Jun 00
Location: Common Sense HQ
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another *new* joke
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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im built like a horse,although i use Jimmy
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Chris@Speedfreex
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: west mids, corsa C20LET
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Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can
> use it too.
hmmmmmmmmm
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Scrivs Bit
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Registered: 11th Feb 03
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Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.
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Hillzlo
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Registered: 9th Nov 02
Location: Noitacol
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Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. 
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by Gambit
another *new* joke
I've never seen it b4 so 
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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Oliver - likes men but is in denial  wheres Ojc
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corsa8adm
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Registered: 3rd Jun 02
Location: Cheshire
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[Edited on 26-06-2003 by corsa8adm]
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waynep
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Registered: 20th Apr 02
Location: london
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my name aint there
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CraigyG
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Registered: 20th Oct 02
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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Craig - tries to fit in - he never does
thats true as well lol
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BigSte
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Registered: 27th Aug 02
Location: Sheffield
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Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey.
true dat
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Sam
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Premium Member
Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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quote:
Originally posted by Evisu
Oliver - likes men but is in denial wheres Ojc
PMSL!
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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> Ben - stud, hung like a shetland pony (more like a bloody giraffe )
u know that
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Mark Petty
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Registered: 26th Jul 01
Location: Bournemouth Drives: Suzuki gsf600
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Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard though.
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Sam
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Premium Member
Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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Oh and I'm a wannabe sex machine...
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Kayleigh
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: England
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@Arnold
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Mikorsa16v
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Registered: 2nd Sep 02
Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex
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Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl
its all good 
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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Gary - drug addict but willing to share
That is so true baza31 (gary)
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Ben
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Location: West Yorkshire
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bout time we had a more interesting post on here! thanks!
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Gareth_H
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Registered: 22nd Nov 02
Location: LUTON (yeah i know its a shithole)
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Gareth - Sweet but dresses to good to be straight..
Fuck Off
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BigSte
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Registered: 27th Aug 02
Location: Sheffield
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@ Frazer
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si_reading
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Registered: 5th Apr 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Some say he is the man but talks bollocks.
 
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Fraser Young
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Registered: 26th Dec 02
Location: Dundee City Drives: 58 Impreza WRX
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quote:
Originally posted by BigSte
@ Frazer
Gutted... 
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Tiesto
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: Hinckley, Leicestershire
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> Warren - cool, homosexual guy. 
lol, not true
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