corsasport.co.uk
  Not logged in [Login - Register]  
You Are Not Registered Or Not Logged In  

Corsa Sport » Message Board » General Chat » The best joke ive ever heard!!!!!!


New Topic
New Poll 		  <<  1    2  >> Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.


Author The best joke ive ever heard!!!!!!
Tiger
Member
Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 20:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against
the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."



Tickled me pink it did

Ben_
LIAM1
Member
Registered: 11th Aug 01
Location: Pontefract Yorkshire
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 20:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the chicken didnt ask a question tho?
Nath
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 20:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant says to the camel, "why have you got breasts on your back?". The camel says, "thats an odd question coming from someone who has a dick on their face!".
Fear
Member
Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Down off the hill
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 20:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tiger
Member
Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 20:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
andypsgwide
Member
Registered: 13th Mar 03
Location: newcastle
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 20:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
CORSA NUT
Member
Registered: 3rd Aug 01
Location: Wirral
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 20:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL
troubled_corsa
Member
Registered: 23rd Jul 03
Location: nottingham
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 20:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO
BradGTi
Member
Registered: 11th Aug 03
Location: Newcastle
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 20:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nath
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 20:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A bloke gives his woman a present, she opens it and says, "what the fuck do i want with a rocket ship??". The bloke says, "you always wanted space now FUCK off!!".
Colin.S
Member
Registered: 19th Oct 02
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 21:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The waitress walks up to one of her tables and is shocked to see three Japanese men, all sat there masturbating violently.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" she screams.
One of the Japanese guys looks up and says, "Well, it says on the menu, First come, First served!"
CORSA NUT
Member
Registered: 3rd Aug 01
Location: Wirral
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 21:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
A bloke gives his woman a present, she opens it and says, "what the fuck do i want with a rocket ship??". The bloke says, "you always wanted space now FUCK off!!".


FPMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!
corsa-sxi
Member
Registered: 11th Jul 03
Location: Kingston upon Hull
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 21:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do u have something against japanese men? culdnt u just have said 3 men?
Colin.S
Member
Registered: 19th Oct 02
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 21:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by corsa-sxi
do u have something against japanese men? culdnt u just have said 3 men?


Copy & paste from another site.

Edit to say i have nothing against japanese men (or women)

[Edited on 27-08-2003 by Colin.S]
Savinforcorsaproject
Member
Registered: 3rd Aug 03
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL
Pablo
Member
Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Some funny stuff people!
Savinforcorsaproject
Member
Registered: 3rd Aug 03
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 21:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ed and Ted are standing side by side at urinals when Ed glances down and sees that Ted's dick is twisted like a corkscrew.

Ed says, "I've never seen one like that before."

Ted says, "Like what?"

Ed says, "All twisted, like a pig's tail."

Ted says, "What's yours like?"

Ed says, "Straight, like normal."

Ted says, "I thought mine was normal 'til I saw yours."

Ed finishes and starts shaking his

Ed finishes and starts shaking his prick.

Ted says, "What'd you do that for?"

Ed says, "I was shaking out the last few drops."

Ted says, "Wow... and to think that all these years I've been wringing mine out."
Gaz
Member
Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
man and wife in bed... wifes turns over and says u know a bull can have sex 365 days a year?
the bloke turns round and says "yeah but he dont have to shag the same cow!"
mav
Member
Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 22:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against
the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."



Tickled me pink it did

Ben_



The age old question who came 1st.chicken or the egg....
get it now liam....

funny i thought....
mav
Member
Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
User status: Offline
27th Aug 03 at 22:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by LIAM1
the chicken didnt ask a question tho?



for liam above post..................
IntaCepta
Member
Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
User status: Offline
28th Aug 03 at 01:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The corsa girl
Member
Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Billericay, Essex
User status: Offline
28th Aug 03 at 09:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol
corsa starter
Member
Registered: 20th Jan 03
User status: Offline
28th Aug 03 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tht chicken one is on a b day card aswell i was in stiches in clintons... the g abandoned me lol
corsa starter
Member
Registered: 20th Jan 03
User status: Offline
28th Aug 03 at 14:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*th gf btw lol
Tom
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
User status: Offline
28th Aug 03 at 14:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well funny especially the chicken one

  <<  1    2  >>
New Topic
New Poll

Corsa Sport » Message Board » General Chat » The best joke ive ever heard!!!!!! 22 database queries in 0.0131960 seconds