Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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http://www.scallycentral.com/index.html 
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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There is a lot of brown love on that web site, have you seen their forums? 
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pug306boy
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Registered: 6th Mar 03
Location: manchester, drives a carzone kitted 306 Hdi 2.0
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OMG!! Cant believe there is a site dedicated to them, funny as fcuk tho!
[Edited on 10-10-2003 by pug306boy]
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Heather
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Registered: 1st Aug 02
Location: Ellesmere Port
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Wonder if there is a scum central
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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You giro blagging little fuckers
Known to us as neds or muckers.
Think all that "gold" makes you look rich?
Well think again you rank wee bitch.
Your ugly mugs and sharpened features
Remind me of some mutant creatures
From a distant far off land,
Us decent folk can't understand
Your need to wear your hat like that
You simple minded little twat.
So twiglette limbed and high of voice,
You leave us with such little choice
It seems to me our only plan's
To infiltrate your vulgar clans.
We'll raid the Barras in our flocks
And confiscate those white sports socks!
'Cause as we know, no self made ned
Would let himself be captured dead
Without the trademark tucked in trackies
While shouting abuse at snobs and Pakis
So if you want retaliation
and want to help to rid this nation,
Of filthy muckers, neds and bams
Then join with me and have no qualms.
We'll walk in safety after dark
Through Maryhill and Kinning Park.
To all of you I give my thanks
Lets terminate these little wanks!
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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ha ha ha ha classic!!
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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beast
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Taken from Scallycentral forum
"Last week, i went to the arndale centre in manchester, the toilets there are a great place to meet new faces. Anyway, I hung round the toilets for about half an hour, when these 3 hard-as-fuck scallies came into the bogs giving it the old yabba to all the str8's. This one scally (he had the most gorgeous blue eyes i've ever seen) went for a piss in the urinal. he had a semi-boner and was having trouble pissing straight. I walked up to the urinal next to him, unzipped my fly, and gently caressed my cock. I could see the scally looking at it out of the corner of his eye, and he proceeded to pull his foreskin back, revealing his plump blood-bloated bell-end. I can tell you i was getting ever so horny, problem was, there were quite a few str8's in there with us. Anyway, I reached into my pocket and pulled out my brown and yellow hankie, and walked into an empty cubicle. I left the door slightly ajar. within a minute, he was in the cubicle with me, the door was locked and we had our tongues down each other's throats. It was incredible just snogging this guy, but then he pulled out a bottle of GHB. We each had a swig and a smallish snort of speed to top it off. I felt fucking crazy, like some mad-assed acid trip, totally fucking confused. I felt so nauseous and bent over the bog, ready to eject my guts, when the scally got down on his knees and put his head under mine, his mouth open ready and waiting for my stomach contents. I puked volumes of stinking vomit, and the scally greedily devoured every last drop. it was incredible, rather like the sensation of vomiting after smoking a bowl of opium (lush). I was so incredibly turned on at this point and i yanked his trackies down around his ankles, and proceeded to suck his dribbling cock, he quickly shot his steamy load - i kept my mouth closed tight around his shaft, and the sticky juice projected out through my nose!
wow it was all so beautiful, ican't wait to go back there this weekend, i'm going to take some opium with me so we can crash out together afterward and be in complete heaven"
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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WTF
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Scallies are gross
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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WTF?!!!?!?!
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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That was fuckin grim!! As Capleton said...."Bun out da chi chi"
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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THATS FECKING DISTURBING
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Yes. Must be a northern thing
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Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
Yes. Must be a northern thing
not this again
but that story was disturbing
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Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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IM SLIM SHADY YES IM SLIM SHADY
 looooooolllllllll
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Heather
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Registered: 1st Aug 02
Location: Ellesmere Port
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Why are they classed as scallies ?
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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tHEY HAVE REGIONAL FORUMS!
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Girl_racer
Why are they classed as scallies ?
are you looking for trouble today??
uve already been i a argument why u wanna another?
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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i dont get the purpose of that site...
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by Girl_racer
Why are they classed as scallies ?
They are skinny rats, they wear burberry hats and fools gold chains
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Girl_racer
Why are they classed as scallies ?
but to answer that i think its ppl on dole
drinkin hanging round the streets
and making the place a less nice place to live
i think thats a correct analagy?<if thats even the right word for it?
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Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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LOL!!!! SCALLS NEDS ETC ETC HAHAHAHA
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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shes on the dole PMSL
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