Heather
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Whats the diffrence between a Kit-Kat and a prozzie ?
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Tom
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errr u forgot the punchline 
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Tom
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something to do with 2 fingers I recon 
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Heather
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Nope nearly got it
u can only get 4 fingers in a Kit-Kat !
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scoob
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with a kit kat u get a break?
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Pablo
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Heather
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Tom have u ever seen that treat of a focus on lisgard road ?
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Jason Iles
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Sick
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Mistamist
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that joke was poo.
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Tom
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lisgard  U mean liscard
No where abouts is it, and whats it had done?
Theres sum nob swallower on the dock road with a std focus (split 5 spoke alloys as std) with all the rallying stickers all over :lo:
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Mistamist
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Your fit so that makes up for the poo joke.
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Heather
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
lisgard U mean liscard
No where abouts is it, and whats it had done?
Theres sum nob swallower on the dock road with a std focus (split 5 spoke alloys as std) with all the rallying stickers all over :lo:
Spelling is not my strong point
Erm it is on the left hand side when going down towards wallasey village station from cross lane always parked up on the curb
Not really good at this but it is black not sure what model it is and its got blacked out windows and alloys dont ask me which ones cause i aint got a clue and a spoiler on the back that looks like a tea pot handel thats why i was aking u to ask u what u thought of the spoiler
also have u seen the lime green nova i see that every day on the way to work !
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Heather
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quote:
Originally posted by mistdotcom
Your fit so that makes up for the poo joke.
Tar
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Tom
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between cross lan and wallasey liscard is miles away
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Heather
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
between cross lan and wallasey liscard is miles away
Ha ha ha to ! it is called liscard road though !
Im from ellesmere port and even i know that 
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Tom
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wtf you on about liscard road is up towards liscard, the only roads in between cross lane and wallasey village are leasowe road(with the train station on)
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Tom
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leasowe road
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Heather
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
wtf you on about liscard road is up towards liscard, the only roads in between cross lane and wallasey village are leasowe road(with the train station on)
Yeah thats what i said leasowe road Pmsl
(They both begin with L ) (easy Mistake after all im not from round there im from ellesmere port !
*heather realizes she was wrong and feels awfully embarrased *
well anyway have u seen it ?
[Edited on 17-10-2003 by Girl_racer]
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Mistamist
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if Idecide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch
the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that
bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde." "She'll read it very slow." com 4 da bull
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Tom
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No and I should have my missus lives on leasowe rd
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Heather
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Pmsl !
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Heather
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Pmsl it has been there every moring an night for past 2 weeks u sure ur gf lives on leasowe road ? ?
Pmsl only messin
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Munchie
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tom lad that car comes like that as standard.....its the martini rally focus isnt it? with standard 5 spokes!!! its a special edition so ive been told....seen it in Liverpool a few times now lol
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Tom
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Yeah it's sh1t much it just looks stoopid
Girl rascer
Nah I will have a look next week
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Heather
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im confussed much u talking bout the car i just described ?
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