Skinner
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Registered: 14th Jul 03
Location: aberdeen drives:mk4 irmscher astra on 18's
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MEN'S NAMES
Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff. (hee hee)!
Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very simple.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
Andrew - gay and has a small pecker.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him. Stupidly big penis.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just a very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian... we say no more
Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christian - very smelly, but nearly housetrained.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very
superficial.
Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
>> >> > > > Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
>> >> > > > Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
>> >> > > > Craig - tries to fit in - would do if his ego didn't run
>>riot
>> >> > > > Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
>> >> > > > Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to
>>narcotics.
>> >> > > > Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a
>>mermaid.
>> >> > > > Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
>> >> > > > Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
>> >> > > > Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates
>> >> > > > David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named
>>Florence.
>> >> > > > Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent,
>>stylish,
>> >> >trendsetter i.e. a wanker (yup wanker is correct all the rest is bull shit sexy erm iv seen sexier frogs, funny erm iv had more fun watching washing dry and as 4 intellegent well he didnt no what gose where need i say more)!
>> >> > > > Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick. (Now Rach wud this b true??)
>> >> > > > Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
>> >> > > > Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll
>>collection.
>> >> > > > Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
>> >> > > > Don - dickhead.
>> >> > > > Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
>> >> > > > Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up.
>> >> > > > Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago
>> >> > > > Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.
>> >> > > > Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his
>>name.
>> >> > > > Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an
>> >>arsehole.
>> >> > > > Elliott - full of himself
>> >> > > > Eric - shy.
>> >> > > > Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental
>>patient.
>> >> > > > Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named
>>Lucy.
>> >> > > > Fraser - sucks pigs dicks & swallows the lot.
>> >> > > > Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Too
>>nice to be
>> >> > > > straight... but think he's straight
>> >> > > > Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
>> >> > > > Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
>> >> > > > Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
>> >> > > > George - barman who drinks more than he serves. (george has a secret life as a barman u dark horse!!)
>> >> > > > Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth
>> >> > > > Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex
>> >> > > > Graham - will screw anything
>> >> > > > Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about
>>anything
>> >> > > > Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
>> >> > > > Guy - fat bald smelly bloke from Hull.
>> >> > > > Harry - covers his back, nothing short of dodgy
>> >> > > > Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
>> >> > > > Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted
>>around
>> >> >young girls.
>> >> > > > Haydn - tries hard. Too hard.
>> >> > > > Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
>> >> > > > Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want
>>him...yeh
>> >> >right!!!
>> >> > > > Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
>> >> > > > Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
>> >> > > > Jamie - scum of the earth. (HOW TRUE cliffors springs to mind)!!
>> >> > > > James - built like a horse.
>> >> > > > Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
>> >> > > > Jeff - really ugly.
>> >> > > > Jerome - gay, but very happy.
>> >> > > > Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he
>>is.
>> >> > > > Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
>> >> > > > Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
>> >> > > > Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
>> >> > > > Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
>> >> > > > Joel - arse.
>> >> > > > John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small
>>animals. (now thats not nice!)
>> >> > > > Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
>> >> > > > Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.
>> >> > > > Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
>> >> > > > Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
>> >> > > > Josh - full of himself, fun.
>> >> > > > Junior - hotty and totally good at football.
>> >> > > > Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but
>>successful.
>> >> > > > Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
>> >> > > > Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a
>>large
>> >> >penis really nice to women. (well i had a flig with a kevin so they must attract fit girlfriends hee hee!!)
>> >> > > > Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem -
>>his is
>> >> >worse
>> >> > > > Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
>> >> > > > Kurt - can kick anyone's arse. (Kurt hee hee!!)
>> >> > > > Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
>> >> > > > Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
>> >> > > > Laurey - short and funny looking.
>> >> > > > Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
>> >> > > > Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
>> >> > > > Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.
>> >> > > > Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.
>> >> > > > Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
>> >> > > > Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
>> >> > > > Luke - seems to be sweet.
>> >> > > > Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
>> >> > > > Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great
>>looks,
>> >> >mouthy bastard though.
>> >> > > > Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full
>>of shit. (hee hee too true)
>> >> > > > Maurice - with 2 brain cells married to Bubble!
>> >> > > > Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a
>>girl. (good looking?? no micheal i no is good loking espically the one tht goes by the name of tigger he looks like a baboos backside and as 4 the thing he is shagging she's even worse, ok iv stopped bitching bout tigger and heather now!!)
>> >> > > > Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse. (hey dont speak bout my dad like that!!)
>> >> > > > Mohammed - small penis
>> >> > > > Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel
>>dumb.
>> >> > > > Nick - nice - can't get past the missionary position
>>though.
>> >> > > > Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you,
>>great in
>> >>bed (ok great in bed wheres the nearest neil?)
>> >> > > > Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
>> >> > > > Oscar - loser.
>> >> > > > Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh
>>songs.
>> >> > > > Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
>> >> > > > Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in
>>gays.
>> >> > > > Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like
>>virgins.
>> >> > > > Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
>> >> > > > Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a
>>long,
>> >> > long
>> >> >time ago.
>> >> > > > Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big
>> >> > > > Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
>> >> > > > Rikki - see above.
>> >> > > > Rob - constantly watches porn. (proberly!!!)
>> >> > > > Roger - Totally pointy head, can't drink, bastard
>> >> > > > Roy - total loser and computer genius.
>> >> > > > Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he
>>is a stud.
>> >> > > > Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an
>>arsehole.
>> >> > > > Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
>> >> > > > Sam - wannabe sex machine.
>> >> > > > Scott - has serious disabilities. (No he's just stupid hee hee!)
>> >> > > > Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
>> >> > > > Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
>> >> > > > Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a
>>virgin.
>> >> > > > Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in
>>the world
>> >> > > > Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
>> >> > > > Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries.Talks
>> >>bollocks,
>> >> > > > wears gay clothes! (TOO TRUE purpule trousers need i say more??)
>> >> > > > Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet
>>roll and
>> >> >a hamster
>> >> > > > Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
>> >> > > > Stuart - droll guy with great arse and cock, suicidal
>>tendencies (DROLL GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!)
>> >>but
>> >> >great in bed (too true)
>> >> > > > Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
>>Kinshasa?
>> >> > > > Toby - best blow ever.
>> >> > > > Tom - cool but can be arrogant.
>> >> > > > Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.
>> >> > > > Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be
>>found.
>> >> > > > Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
>> >> > > > Troy - cute and popular.
>> >> > > > Taylor - gay.
>> >> > > > Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Name says it all really
>> >> > > > Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
>> >> > > > Will - wishes he were popular.
>> >> > > > Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.
>> >> > > > Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
>> >> > > >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> > > > WOMEN'S NAMES
>> >> > > > Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.
>> >> > > > Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs
>> >> > > > Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better
>>with the
>> >> > light off.
>> >> > > > Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably
>>a good
>> >> >shag though.
>> >> > > > Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night
>>- Not to
>> >> >be trusted.
>> >> > > > Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints.
>> >> > > > Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen.
>>Usually
>> >> >found hanging around toilets.
>> >> > > > Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
>> >> > > > Annette - She's BIG. Likes cattle trucks immensely
>> >> > > > Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
>> >> > > > Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about
>>appearance.
>> >> > > > Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of
>>good points
>> >>if
>> >> >u
>> >> >try
>> >> > > > hard enough to find them.
>> >> > > > Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.
>> >> > > > Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp.
>> >> > > > Bianca - Ginger.
>> >> > > > Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
>> >> > > > Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society. Nice smile
>>though
>> >> > > > Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
>> >> > > > Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
>> >> > > > Caroline/a - Lard arse, shaves her ears.
>> >> > > > Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
>> >> > > > Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have
>>lesbian
>> >> > tendencies.
>> >> > > > Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
>> >> > > > Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national
>>anthem.
>> >> > > > Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.
>> >> > > > Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.
>> >> > > > Daisy - Virgin.
>> >> > > > Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.
>> >> > > > Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her
>>neck.
>> >> > > > Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
>> >> > > > Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
>> >> > > > DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in
>>Ikea
>> >> > > > Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.
>> >> > > > Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds
>>nothing
>> >> >to society.
>> >> > > > Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
>> >> > > > Doris - Purple haired, stinks of wee.
>> >> > > > Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths.
>> >> > > > Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens.
>> >> > > > Elleanor - Far too attractive for the swear words that
>>come out of
>> >> >her huge mouth
>> >> > > > Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
>> >> > > > Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
>> >> > > > Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.
>> >> > > > Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily
>>tattooed.
>> >> > > > Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.
>> >> > > > Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.
>> >> > > > Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts.
>> >> > > > Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives head.
>> >> > > > Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
>> >> > > > Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.
>> >> > > > Gaynor - Lesbian.
>> >> > > > Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.
>> >> > > > Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing. Top bloke.
>> >> > > > Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.
>> >> > > > Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.
>> >> > > > Georgina - Wants to be a man.
>> >> > > > Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
>> >> > > > Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
>> >> > > > Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer.
>> >> > > > Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed,
>>loves
>> >>porn
>> >> >and different cultures. (this of course is completely
>>true!!!!)
>> >> > > > Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music,
>>likes
>> >> >gherkins.
>> >> > > > Hilary - Frigid.
>> >> > > > Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
>> >> > > > Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
>> >> > > > Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
>> >> > > > Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.
>> >> > > > Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.
>> >> > > > Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water.
>> >> > > > Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
>> >> > > > Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.
>> >> > > > Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more
>>often.
>> >> > > > Jessica - Virgin, always will be.
>> >> > > > Joanne - Moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she
>>wakes up!
>> >> > > > Judith - Big eyes, big tits, otherwise useless
>> >> > > > Judy - Huge tits, married to an arse.
>> >> > > > Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your
>>wallet
>> >> >in five minutes flat
>> >> > > > Justine- Massive tits, likes hanging around men's
>>toilets.
>> >> > > > Julie - Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant.
>> >> > > > Karen - Huge tits, shags like a rabbit but carries a few
>>'non life
>> >> > > > threatenning' diseases.
>> >> > > > Kate - see Catherine.
>> >> > > > Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
>> >> > > > Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke,
>>farts like a
>> >> > bloke, wears a wig.
>> >> > > > Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.
>> >> > > > Kylie - Can't sing but who cares.
>> >> > > > Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.
>> >> > > > Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.
>> >> > > > Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive.
>> >> > > > Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
>> >> > > > Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.
>> >> > > > Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
>> >> > > > Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.
>> >> > > > Linda - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole.
>> >> > > > Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
>> >> > > > Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on
>>by porn.
>> >> > > > Liz - Long legged and brainey.
>> >> > > > Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet
>>jellybabies
>> >> > > > Louise/a - Likes to get around, saggy tits.
>> >> > > > Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.
>> >> > > > Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
>> >> > > > Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.
>> >> > > > Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.
>> >> > > > Maria - Bangs like a barn door.
>> >> > > > Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.
>> >> > > > Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.
>> >> > > > Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
>> >> > > > Martina - Ugly lesbian.
>> >> > > > Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits.
>> >> > > > Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
>> >> > > > Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.
>> >> > > > Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
>> >> > > > Melissa - Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.
>> >> > > > Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
>> >> > > > Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.
>> >> > > > Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her
>>handbag.
>> >> > > > Marsha - Big butt, small brain.
>> >> > > > Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.
>> >> > > > Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.
>> >> > > > Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners.
>> >> > > > Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone
>>tune.
>> >> > > > Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.
>> >> > > > Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Alaska
>>alone.
>> >> > > > Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.
>> >> > > > Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for
>>years.
>> >> > > > Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive
>>facial
>> >> >hair.
>> >> > > > Olivia - Neutron bomb.
>> >> > > > Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic but quite
>>sweet if
>> >>you
>> >> >actually talk to her.
>> >> > > > Pat - Butt ugly lesbian.
>> >> > > > Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.
>> >> > > > Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes men to be stiff.
>> >> > > > Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.
>> >> > > > Poppy - Howls like a monkey, fucks like a dog.
>> >> > > > Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
>> >> > > > Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a
>>tenner in her
>> >> >arse cheeks.
>> >> > > > Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
>> >> > > > Rose - Can be prickly, good head giver
>> >> > > > Rula - She measures up well.
>> >> > > > Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.
>> >> > > > Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
>> >> > > > Samantha - Too smart arsed for her own good, likes lacy
>>underwear.
>> >> > > > Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.
>> >> > > > Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing.
>> >> > > > Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
>> >> > > > Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers.
>> >> > > > Shevonne - nice girl but likes to do runners.
>> >> > > > Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes
>>bananas.
>> >> > > > Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.
>> >> > > > Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff.
>> >> > > > Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a
>>"carrier"
>> >> > > > Sophie - Brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.
>> >> > > > Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.
>> >> > > > Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual
>>relationship for
>> >> > effect.
>> >> > > > Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
>> >> > > > Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim
>>aftershave.
>> >> > > > Tanya - Hot minx, too short.
>> >> > > > Tara - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.
>> >> > > > Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less.
>> >> > > > Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski.
>> >> > > > Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without
>>underwear.
>> >> >Loves
>> >> > > > kittens.
>> >> > > > Tracey - Lesbian. (YUP)
>> >> > > > Ursula - Likes puppies, in curry.
>> >> > > > Vicky- Likes Yoga. And Women.
>> >> > > > Yvonne - Scarey bird likes to slam doors.
>> >> > > > Wendy - Possibly a man. (HOW RUDE!!)
>> >> > > > Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a
>>weapon.
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Skinner
Member
Registered: 14th Jul 03
Location: aberdeen drives:mk4 irmscher astra on 18's
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> Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in
>>gays.
definatly not gay
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simonjh
Member
Registered: 21st Sep 03
Location: Broughton, Greater Manchester
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haha what can i say? the clothes bit is true
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charcoalgrill
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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
Location: Bristol
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Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up
 cant wait till he sees this..
James - hung like a horse.
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Trotty
Member
Registered: 22nd Feb 01
Location: Bristol
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"Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeh right!!!"
Yeah right indeedy 
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Richie
Member
Registered: 3rd Dec 02
Location: Newport, Wales
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Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big
Me and Sooty should be proud 
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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im not a drug addict 
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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i have no life or mates,tend to kill small animals and im built like a horse,hmm
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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andrew - gay with a small pecker.
cudnt be more wrong
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vibrio
Banned
Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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this list is incomplete
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Steve
Premium Member
Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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ross - tosspot
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Sooty
Banned
Registered: 9th Mar 03
Location: FLAP CENTRAL
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quote:
Originally posted by AustinPXX
Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big
Me and Sooty should be proud
FPMSL!
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Pete G
Member
Registered: 11th Apr 03
Location: Barnsley Drives: seat leon, suzuki hayabusa
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Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
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Heather
Member
Registered: 1st Aug 02
Location: Ellesmere Port
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> Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer
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T1NK
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: down south
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Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less.
spot on pmsl
[Edited on 20-10-2003 by corsa16v2ltrturb]
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Sam
Moderator
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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This must have been posted at least 20 times on CS since I have been a member of this site! 
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.
(for the record I do not own a pair of white stillettos)
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.
yeah ok! 
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Tracey
Member
Registered: 27th Aug 03
User status: Offline
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Tracey - Lesbian. (YUP)
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Juni0r
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Registered: 17th Jan 03
Location: Hants
User status: Offline
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Sam - wannabe sex machine. 
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Sam
Moderator
Premium Member
Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Juni0r
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
My thoughts exactly, chap.
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paul_spurrell
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Registered: 14th Sep 01
Location: Bath Avon
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa16v2ltrturb
Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less.
FPMSL!
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
User status: Offline
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Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
hmmmmmmm??!!??
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent,
>>stylish,
>> >> >trendsetter i.e. a wanker (yup wanker is correct all the rest is bull sh*t sexy erm iv seen sexier frogs, funny erm iv had more fun watching washing dry and as 4 intellegent well he didnt no what gose where need i say more)!
Not Intelligent, Says the dappy bitch who spells Goes, Gose.
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Skinner
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Registered: 14th Jul 03
Location: aberdeen drives:mk4 irmscher astra on 18's
User status: Offline
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ttt
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
User status: Offline
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Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb
yesh i agree with this
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs
yesh i also agree with this
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