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modded_corsa

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Registered: 9th May 03
Location: Middlesbrough
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25th Oct 03 at 19:53

Hi there...this is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I have a stomach ulcer.

This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.

This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.

My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible

My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing

My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.

We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is 27. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name

This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different. She has a disease that makes her itch.

Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath

This is Buck. He is my second cousin. He is pretty smart. Buck is going to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth

This is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is Larry. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass.

This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear

these are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.

groom

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Registered: 19th Apr 03
Location: In front of my pc
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25th Oct 03 at 19:56

www.mytrailerpark.com WE NO!!!

the_legend_of_yrag

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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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25th Oct 03 at 19:58

last one made me crack up!

kerzo

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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Norn Iron
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25th Oct 03 at 19:59

brilliant! seriously though, these are real people....think about it

m-dot

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Registered: 17th Aug 03
Location: Warrington
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25th Oct 03 at 20:00

looks more like Adam-D's family

m-dot

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Registered: 17th Aug 03
Location: Warrington
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25th Oct 03 at 20:01

quote:
Originally posted by modded_corsa
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This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.

WHAT A STUNNER!!!

MikeE

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Registered: 7th Mar 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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25th Oct 03 at 20:18

kerzo

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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Norn Iron
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25th Oct 03 at 20:24

quote:
Originally posted by m-dot
looks more like Adam-D's family

that is harsh man but funny

m-dot

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Registered: 17th Aug 03
Location: Warrington
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25th Oct 03 at 21:59

i know

MikeD

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Registered: 18th Aug 02
Location: Whittlesey, Cambridgeshire
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25th Oct 03 at 22:09

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Damn this is my sister

Rachel_Corsa

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Registered: 20th May 03
Location: Dunstable
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25th Oct 03 at 22:52

lol wat a joker lmao

MikeD

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Registered: 18th Aug 02
Location: Whittlesey, Cambridgeshire
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25th Oct 03 at 22:53

who me?

Wolfy

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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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26th Oct 03 at 10:17

looksl ike they all got hit with SPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAARRRD!

www.rathergood.com

paul_spurrell

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Registered: 14th Sep 01
Location: Bath Avon
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26th Oct 03 at 10:31

fucking real ugly cunts

Adam-D

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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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26th Oct 03 at 10:57

made me laugh
adam-d family dont think so....

but still made me laugh

Skinner

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Registered: 14th Jul 03
Location: aberdeen drives:mk4 irmscher astra on 18's
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26th Oct 03 at 19:49

lmfao

scoob

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Registered: 16th Oct 03
Location: Beverley, E Riding of Yorkshire
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26th Oct 03 at 20:25

looks bit like bill gates

Munchie

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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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26th Oct 03 at 23:39

Sam

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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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27th Oct 03 at 00:23

quote:
Originally posted by modded_corsa

This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.

ROFLMAO!

mav

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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27th Oct 03 at 00:25

Robbo

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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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31st Oct 03 at 12:12

PMSL

corsa5dr

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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Bath/Bristol - Evo 4 GSR
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1st Nov 03 at 16:47

quality stuff

Thoday

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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Drove kitted corsa b now standard corcs c exclusiv
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1st Nov 03 at 17:03

iv seen these people at my local safeway... tis the hygiene dept

PaulW

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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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1st Nov 03 at 17:25

quote:

This lady is Nansee. she always asks me if i want a ride when I go by her Trailer but she dont have a car. i dont know what she wants me to ride and sometimes she tries to show me her kitty but i no she dont have no cat.

leeshez

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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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2nd Nov 03 at 11:49

Quality

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