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The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."

He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".

To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.


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[Edited to leave just the link to the image...]

[Edited on 31-10-2003 by Trotty]
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31st Oct 03 at 11:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'll RIP YOU A NEW ASS, LITERALLY!!
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Eeeeeeee put a warning on the thread title !!

Or just provide a link to the picture instead !
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That sick
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y u laff that would hurt
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thats old
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Its a fake most of the site is!

I can tell you just by looking at the picture 2 reasons
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his ass would not open that much anyway
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Thats true too, But im interested in strongman/powerlifting.

So why the fuck in a competition wouldnt the PL be using his belt?? thats the very reason that the picture is faked
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fuck i feel sick now
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Eeeeek nasty
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how is it fake???
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Hes in a fucking powerlifting competition with no belt?? or knee supports. Thats how
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The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.
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Whats fecal matter, some type of watery poo or some thing?
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SHITE
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quote:
Originally posted by Martyn
Whats fecal matter, some type of watery poo or some thing?


lmao. Go back to school
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oh my god
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quote:
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Whats fecal matter, some type of watery poo or some thing?


lmao. Go back to school


hehe im younger n even i no madboutcars
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quote:
Originally posted by m-dot
SHITE

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they said it was on stage.. that dont look like n e stage!
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quote:
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Originally posted by paul_spurrell
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Whats fecal matter, some type of watery poo or some thing?


lmao. Go back to school


hehe im younger n even i no madboutcars


G T F
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dont u mean GTF

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