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jesus wept, going mad here
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What Ollie said. I still wouldn't want to touch it. For instance on my 3 year old car when we changed the lines to braided ones the guy who did them for me struggled to get them off and had to cut up a 10mm spanner in some fancy way to get them off, I would have just stood there scratching my head in the hope they would fall off and magically bleed themselves.


Then the car would have sat on axle stands for 6 months
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doesnt matter if you fuck up getting the old ones off does it, even if you have to use molegrips
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jesus wept, going mad here



Do u want a fight m8?
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Brake fluid change - due every 2 years

Supply and replace with 1.5 litres OEM spec brake fluid

£84.00 including vat
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jesus wept, going mad here



Do u want a fight m8?
Steve vs. Stocker, people would pay to see that
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david vs goliath

id smack him out with my willy
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stocker would pull it off, then hang it out the top of his joggers on his next facebook profile pic
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stocker would pull it off, then hang it out the top of his joggers on his next facebook profile pic


I'd tie it round my head like a banzai bandana from mr miyagi
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also, fair play Steve, quite a schlong
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sarahs got some pics of my willy if anyone wants to see it ask her
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I didn't say which head I was tying it round
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Is it like looking at Gary Colemans forearm?
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Is it like looking at Gary Colemans forearm?


Black you mean?
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Is it like looking at Gary Colemans forearm?


Black you mean?


nah, being flexed behind closed doors in front of other men with big "forearms"
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What exercises can I do to make my forearms bigger?
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powerball techno ftw
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Left my girl back home, I don't love her no more
And she'll never f*cking know that, these f*cking eyes that I'm staring at
Let me see that ass, look at all this cash
And I've emptied out my cards too
Now I'm f*cking leaning on that

Bring your love baby I can bring my shame
Bring the drugs baby I can bring my pain
I got my heart right here, I got my scars right here
Bring the cups baby I can bring the drink
Bring your body baby I can bring you fame

That's my motherf*cking word too
Just let me motherf*cking love you

Listen ma, I'll give you all I got
Give me all of this, I mean confidence in myself
Listen ma, I'll give you all of me
Give me all of it, I need all of it to myself
Oh, oh, oh
Woah
So tell me you love me
Only for tonight
Only for tonight
Even though you don't love me
Oh, oh
Just tell me you love me
I'll give you all of me, I'll give you all of me
Even though you don't love me

Let me see you dance
I love to watch you dance


Take you down another level
Get you dancing with the devil
Take a shot of this
But I'm warning you
I'm on that shit that you can't smell baby
So, put down your perfume

Bring your love baby I can bring my shame
Bring the drugs baby I can bring my pain
I got my heart right here, I got my scars right here
Bring the cups baby I can bring the drink
Bring your body baby I can bring you fame

That's my motherf*cking word too
So let me motherf*cking love you

Listen ma, I'll give you all I got
Give me all of this, I mean confidence in myself
Listen ma, I'll give you all of me
Give me all of it, I need all of it to myself
I need all of it
So tell me you love me
Only for tonight
Only for tonight
Even though you don't love me
Oh, oh
Just tell me you love me
I'll give you all of me, I'll give you all of me
Even though you don't love me
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i would like to input on this
Ojc
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WHEN ARE YOU HOME? If I take car over the next week to 1320 for the pulley, will you be about to fit Eibach springs to the Mini?
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i dont want to come home, im gonna make you all wait
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfuRJrseD4
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i dont want to come home, im gonna make you all wait


better fucking not
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hi
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My euros came yesterday, exciting

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