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Jake
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riots have started in ireland now


paddy smashes laptop screen trying to loot ebay
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Did that really just happen? I'm shocked Jake

[Edited on 11-08-2011 by Brett]
Jake
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i heard it on facebook and have to admit i nasal laughed
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Wish my eyes could hear stuff.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jake
i heard it on facebook and have to admit i nasal laughed


aka snorted?
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quote:
Originally posted by Fro
quote:
Originally posted by Jake
i heard it on facebook and have to admit i nasal laughed


aka snorted?


Exhaling not inhaling. Nasal laugh.
Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by Fro
quote:
Originally posted by Jake
i heard it on facebook and have to admit i nasal laughed


aka snorted?


no mate when you laugh through your nose
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Hello Rioters.

Look at your friend, now back to me, now at your friend, now back to me.

Sadly, he isnt me.

But if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using the Job Centre he could potentially be me.

Look down, back up.

Where are we?

You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for.

What's in your hand?

Back to me.

I have it.

Its an application form to that job you need.

Look again.

The form is now money.

Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting.

I'm on a horse

[Edited on 11-08-2011 by mantamark]
MarkSport
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My irish mate paddy went on the sunday night riot in london where he raided argos. he's got 500 catalogues if anyone wants one?





































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Brett
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Who's that?
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quote:
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Who's that?


the guy who does those crap impressions. That's meant to be Ross Kemp
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i at that impression when i watch it.

tis funny
Fro
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I see, learnt something new today
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Just seen Pady running off with an arm full of Tikka Massala...think he got it wrong end of the stick when they told him there were robbing Currys.
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horrible
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Look at the chebs on this girl

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2024952/Olympic-ambassador-hurled-bricks-police-car-riots--reported-police-mum.html
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Ace pair
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Its quite funny reading that article.. some of the arrested include a student dental nurse and a student lawyer... so much for them all doing it because they have no prospects in life!!
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how is Enfield now? im nightshift there at the weekend

E36 328
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Not much is happening now I don't think, not a great deal on the news anyway.
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quote:
Originally posted by mantamark
Hello Rioters.

Look at your friend, now back to me, now at your friend, now back to me.

Sadly, he isnt me.

But if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using the Job Centre he could potentially be me.

Look down, back up.

Where are we?

You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for.

What's in your hand?

Back to me.

I have it.

Its an application form to that job you need.

Look again.

The form is now money.

Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting.

I'm on a horse

[Edited on 11-08-2011 by mantamark]


I have read this about 30 times today on various sites, wasn't funny the first time, still isn't.

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