Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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to look hard throw your litter out of the window, even if parked up and less than 2 meters away from a bin.
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Rich_J_Williams
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Registered: 15th Aug 05
Location: Coventry
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Always wheelspin if front of large groups of people, It is universally concidered Cool
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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own your own overalls with your name on them
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Rich_J_Williams
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Registered: 15th Aug 05
Location: Coventry
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
own your own overalls with your name on them
add the name by use of your lable maker
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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..think that posting the logout feature in a hidden link will gain you online reputation points
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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#149 be safe in the knowledge that owning the best car is better than having a house
#150 tailgate as often as possible as you are in the persons slipstream making it easier for overtaking manoeuvres at incredibly stupid times
#151 Put a post up at least once every 48 hours asking what to do to your car next
#152 think that the corsa cabrio and pickup are 'cool'
#153 wait 6 months and pay 200 quid for some black plastic
#154 wish you could order overnight parts from Japan
#155 Find out how to break into Corsas
#156 Sell the information on eBay
#157 try and sell your Corsa GSi in Classic car magazine
#158 try and get a traders policy even though you work in mcdonalds
#159 Place your corsa 1.2 8v in the performance section of autotrader because it has a wombat kit
#160 try to sell your bodykitted thing for 5 times its value
#161 …then drop it to £500 when people take the piss
#162 Learn the Max Power figure stats off by heart & quote them as soon as anyone mentions said car
#163 Turn your diesel corsa in to a rally car
#164 do an engine conversion but change as little as possible from the original spec of your car
#165…in fact, put the lowest spec brakes you can find onto the vehicle.
#166 do an engine conversion but don't change it on the log book or tell insurance “coz itz well cheeper innit”
#167 post asking how many people dont declare there mods, then decide to when you get slated
#168 remember that 1st and 2nd gear is all thats needed in urban areas
#169 think of the limiter as a place to rest the rev counter needle
#170 when driving through tunnels blip the throttle to remind yourself you are related to Nigel Mansell
#171 feel like a proper mechanic by smearing dirty fingerprints through the pages of your haynes manual
#172 if you ever get into a skid maintain it was a powerslide and you meant it
#173 Get your mates you hold your car back as you spin the front wheels so a chav mag can publish a photo of your “burnout”
#174 to look hard throw your litter out of the window, even if parked up and less than 2 meters away from a bin
#175 Always wheelspin if front of large groups of people, It is universally concidered Cool
#176 own your own overalls with your name on them
#177 Drive around for as long as possible with unpainted bodykit pieces on your car
#178 Add extra coolness points for every patch of filler or primer
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Have a number plate slogan
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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almost there  are we sending this in?
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Rich_J_Williams
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Registered: 15th Aug 05
Location: Coventry
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there is no such thing as too many spoilers!
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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..fit a motorbike numberplate to your motorcar
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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put stickers of whichever car club you belong to in your rear windows
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
almost there are we sending this in?
will need worked on some answers are gash
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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On a public forum organise a drag strip race in your 1.5TD against a 2.0 16v and don't turn up.
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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yes i agree
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Rev your engine before turning it off, how cool are you!
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Number 234 has to be
Make it your life time ambition to make the cover of a mag alongside westwood and some spotty slag from essex
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Buy a turbo timer cos you’re too important and busy to sit in your car for 20 seconds at the end of your journey
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
On a public forum organise a drag strip race in your 1.5TD against a 2.0 16v and don't turn up.
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Rich_J_Williams
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Registered: 15th Aug 05
Location: Coventry
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Install a secret nos kit under you passenger seat, not forgetting to hide the button in the air conditioning switch! Its an easy wiring job so no mechanical or Electrical knowledge required
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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..when quoting the engine spec, include HT leads and spark plugs, point it out as a MOD at every chance..
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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break down at least once at a show
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Crush Corsas in your blinged 4x4
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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..install fake Type S tweeter airfresheners and pretend your car has VTEC
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Kellye
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Registered: 23rd Aug 06
Location: southport, Drives:
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OMG this topic's poop
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Pretend your european car is jap
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