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corsa987
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how do you baby sit a black kid.......


lick its lips and stick it to the window
mooney
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Hi, I'm Francesca Anobile, Welcome to Jackass.



When asked why he wears so many chains, Mr T replied "It's an old family tradition"

[Edited on 15-03-2009 by mooney]
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C'mon, WE NEED MORE JOKES HERE!!!!!
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All Torque
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I love this website
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What's the difference between Jade Goody and an elephant?







Cancer.
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What do you call a swimming pool full of mental disableds?

Vegetable soup.
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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand down.






Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can see the expression on its face.
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I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Rap", it plays Rap music. When you shout out "Dance", it plays Dance music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "f*cking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson

[Edited on 19-04-2009 by mobby]
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quote:
Originally posted by Bonney66
Boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled 'LSD'?"

Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"

Gareth F
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What part of a vegetable cant you eat?
The wheel chair.
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whats black, crispy and sits at the top of at stairs at night?











steven hawkins in a house fire
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can see the expression on its face.


Why do you put a baby in a blender head first?

So you can see its toes curl.
Richie B
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Originally posted by Darkside-Dee
In this news this morning there were reports about a jewish boy born without any eye lids, so the doctors suggested using his foreskin as a replacement ...

the boys mam was scared incase he became cock eye'd



But he has great fore-sight
Bram
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100 Liverpool fans were recently surveyed to see if they believed having a fence at football grounds would help control crowds.......

4 agreed with the idea but 96 were dead against it!

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That may, just may cause mayhem!
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Controversial Bram
Robbo
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in fairness to him, this thread is well titled and there have been much worse and additionally topical jokes than that
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I'm aware of that Robbo my dear lad, but some may not take it as well
Bram
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Don't shoot the messenger
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
Robbo my dear lad
Bless you -x-
Jay
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa987
how do you baby sit a black kid.......


lick its lips and stick it to the window



I was cryin off that one
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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other 'How the fuck do you drive this thing??'
Jay
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/vsi55k.jpg


Dont get that one ?

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