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Ben G
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16th Mar 09 at 16:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
just seems to be a mash of innuendo and job talk. we haven't spoken about MPG or computers for aaaaaaaaages


17.9mpg average over 250 miles
andy1868
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18.6 for me
Neo
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I could get mine that low i just dont wanna

Nah i was doing a week like deano, gonna smash about 480 miles to £35....however gonna have a few weeks to make up for me driving like a saint !
Matt L
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sat behind a land rover on the way home from liverpool cruising at a steady 90 (never normally speed in this car tbh which is weird as i nailed it about in the corsa) but still manged an average of 51mpg following tanks ftmfw
andy1868
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took my cousin and his missus for a spin yesterday, her exact words were "is this car turbo'd or something?" i died alittle inside
Matt L
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did you go into an explantion of the whole vtec system and how it works?
Tommy L
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i leave for 10 mins and its all about MPG now
andy1868
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theres no time for explanation when you're in vtec matt. i thought you knew better
Neo
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
i leave for 10 mins and its all about MPG now


Tom, talk about the way you anally digested the last 3 of those doughnuts or something

Anything is better than this, i created a monster
Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
theres no time for explanation when you're in vtec matt. i thought you knew better


surely you had enough time to explain it before you actually reached vtec though?
Tommy L
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2 left. I can't do anymore
andy1868
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it doesn't drop out of vtec once its into it
Neo
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Tom, stuff them up your arse, then you have "eaten" them all
Tommy L
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i have a small bum
andy1868
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postage cost to ormskirk tom?
Tommy L
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£6.57
andy1868
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that's dear
Neo
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quote:
VTEC, also known as Variable Taruntula Engine Codez, is a performance automotive engine management system developed by Anthony Schmidt in A.D. 1604 for use in his Ford Skyline GT-R. The system dramatically increases the Megahertz rating of a car engine by turbo-charging its camshafts and reinforcing its cylinders with Korean plutonium-derived substance called NOZ.




How do you find that out tommy ?
lil_g
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Bring them to Luton Tom
andy1868
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16th Mar 09 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

neo, wtf?
Neo
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Almost as good as

quote:
After 30 sec's of intensive work, Vin Diesel and his faithful assistant Wing Wang with his trusty Kim Jong Ill and Thomas Edison Chen produced the world's first low powered VTEC vehicle: the plastic 1.5L Batmobile. It was supposed to be a full 2 litres, but Diesel had succumbed to hunger and ate much of the material prior to completion so they made do with 1.5 litres. That is why most VTEC Engines are so weak when it comes to power, hence HYUNDAI & KIA all the way. Once perfected, they installed the Hyundai system (as the honda engine was too weak to be installed)in an orange Supra Turbo they built from scratch in a Phil Collins t-shirt, and to this day, they can be seen racing it against professional drivers for sex with females on the hot sunny beach.
Ben G
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16th Mar 09 at 16:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how do i change my credit card pin on the internetz? bank is closed and can't be bothered phoning up

i can't remember what the pin is so just need it reset.
Neo
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Give me your Card Number, Expiry date, Issue number if on the card, 3 digit security code off the back and i'll u2u you back your pin number
Ben G
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ok mr ownwnwjdejgoo
andy1868
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weak in terms of power? where did you get that from?

the rest of it is spot on BTW

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