GF-91
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I'm on my phone so can't really go on the links ha.
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Matt L
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A euphemism is a substitution of an agreeable or less offensive expression in place of one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant to the receiver,[1] or to make it less troublesome for the speaker, as in the case of doublespeak. The deployment of euphemisms is a central aspect within the public application of political correctness.
It may also substitute a description of something or someone to avoid revealing secret, holy, or sacred names to the uninitiated, or to obscure the identity of the subject of a conversation from potential eavesdroppers. Some euphemisms are intended to amuse.
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An anecdote is a short, free-standing[1] tale narrating an interesting or amusing biographical incident. It may be as brief as the setting and provocation of a bon mot. An anecdote is always presented as based on a real incident[2] involving actual persons, whether famous or not, usually in an identifiable place.
[Edited on 22-03-2010 by Matt L]
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Neo
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
eg matt wants to bake cakes with mike
really means matt wants to make babies with mike
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Matt L
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another good example is 'the racoon has left the chips in the fridge'
really means 'someone left a used condom in the fridge'
 i need help dont know where the hell that came from.
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GF-91
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Thanks Matt. Need a new avatar.
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Pip308
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hi everyone 
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Matt L
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 pip and again everyone as im going home.
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Pip308
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Gary, your avatar should be
Meow!
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Pip308
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btw, anyone notice my name change?
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Gareth F
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^
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GF-91
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Awesome. Ill put it on tomorrow.
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GF-91
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Knew there was something funny pip, there's a capital p isn't there?
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Pip308
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Yup
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Budgie
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I did not notice your name change.
why does matt want mikes babies?
i missed that.
funking sever at work has funked up. now cant test hdds. GRRRRR
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GF-91
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Win.
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Pip308
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imi so fucking tired, and had an utterly shite weekend 
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Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
I did not notice your name change.
why does matt want mikes babies?
i missed that.
funking sever at work has funked up. now cant test hdds. GRRRRR
i dont want mikes babies i want to make babies with mike.
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
I did not notice your name change.
why does matt want mikes babies?
i missed that.
funking sever at work has funked up. now cant test hdds. GRRRRR
i dont want mikes babies i want to make babies with mike.
I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure thats impossible.
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Pip308
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not if they double team with 1 girl
like you did to katt with mark
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by Pip308
not if they double team with 1 girl
like you did to katt with mark
or like we did with amy 
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Pip308
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and katt.
tbf, we are fuck awesome
i was very very very drunk with amy tho
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by Pip308
and katt.
tbf, we are fuck awesome
i was very very very drunk with amy tho
still bashed her in tho. . . . . . . amy hmmmmmmmmmm      
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Budgie
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laters peeps home time
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Pip308
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
quote:
Originally posted by Pip308
and katt.
tbf, we are fuck awesome
i was very very very drunk with amy tho
still bashed her in tho. . . . . . . amy hmmmmmmmmmm
she on facebook?
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Pip308
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Request sent 
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