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John
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404 is a not found error.
Jay
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quote:
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404 is a not found error.


Oh right yeh I get it now I'm shit at the internet specific jokes...
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How do you make a baby cry twice? Wipe your blood smeared cock on its favourite teddy when your done.

Sickest joke ever? I think so...
John
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Not sickest ever, more sick than 2 fish in a tank though.
stan_the_man
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Whats Madeline McCann and a submarine got in common?

Theyre both sat at the bottom of the ocean full of semen.



What did the McCanns get for Xmas?

A smaller turkey.
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BOY: "These woods sure are scary!"

MAN: "Dunno what you're complaining about, I have to walk home alone..."
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So, Katie Price:

Built a career with no talent what-so-ever...

Signed magazine deals...

Done reality TV...

Had a couple of kids...

Brought out a book...

Loved and hated by the nation...

Married a complete and utter cunt...

Hopefully we'll not have to wait much longer for cervical cancer to set in.
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so they are sorting out whos stuff is whos as peter is moving out, peter is in the kitchen while jordan is sorting out the shed "Peeeter what shal we do with this spade?" Jordan shouts

"Do what the fuck you want with it, its dwight yorks not mine"
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what has 8 legs and a black cunt?

The A-team
BarnshaW
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black spade...
Tommy L
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Peter Andre nd Jordan have split up..... I bet Harvey didnt see that coming
All Torque
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What do you do when a nigger knocks on your door?





Shoot him in the face.
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Why is Jesus so tired?

Because he was up all night.
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
What do you do when a nigger knocks on your door?





Shoot him in the face.


Sexist.
Jakey
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Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and jordan's marriage break up... She also wants to know can she have first refusal on the blind nigger if neither of them want it.
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I can understand why Jordan chose the surname Price, instead of Andre or Yorke, for her son Harvey.

That way at least he's got one i.
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Why cant Stevie Wonder drive?



Because he's black.
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Whats black and screams like fuck?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
All Torque
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Why does Rupert the Bear wear a tartan scarf?


Because hes a wanker.
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What uses a gallon of petrol in 15 seconds and doesn't move?

a buddhist monk
ShEp
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Did you hear about the guy with no arms that entered a masturbating contest?

he came nowhere!
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What's purple and hangs in my back yard?




My nigger and I can paint him any colour I want.
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What's the difference between MJ and a shopping bag?

One's white, made from plastic, and harmful to children, the other you carry your shopping in.
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What do you call a dog with no ears?






Call it anything you want, it won't come to you.

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