JaffaTB
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Registered: 7th Oct 09
Location: Sheffield, South Yorkshire
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i did my fair share of setting fires when i was younger too, lit my brothers hand on fire with the foam off an old settee by accident once, also used to love finding an old matress stuffed with 'fanny hair'  (that old matress filling that was like coconut fibre stuff) used to up in no time 
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
We used to jump into conifer trees to try take the smell off, same when you were smoking fags as well 
I cant imagine a conifer tree taking away the smell of a gay man?
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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set fire to my nans rug by accident once, it was white so i trimmed the singed bits but it was still a bit brown so i bleached it. worked well until she walked across it and left bleach foot prints on the carpet after
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
We used to jump into conifer trees to try take the smell off, same when you were smoking fags as well
I cant imagine a conifer tree taking away the smell of a gay man?
You'd be surprised.
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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I think every kid at a young age experimented with fire, I remember me and a mate sat up a conker tree smoking rolled up post it notes as that's what we though cigs were just paper
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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i took the credit for building a twin engined twin turbo corsa, but in reality i just bolted an engine into the boot
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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My thumbs are on backwards and I brought a Gollywog to Trax.
And I once got a photoshop featured in Total Vauxhall.
[Edited on 06-11-2011 by CorsAsh]
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alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
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I once hit my leg just above my knee with a 10" angle grinder and got a cunt of a graze from it. Next week I did the exact same thing whilst doing the exact same job.
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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I was labouring on a building site in Australia, we were drilling 5m deep holes in the ground for the foundations of huge retaining walls.
i'd shovel the excess away and add water to the holes to cool the drill.
I turned and fell into the hole backwards but managed to stick my arms out and catch myself before falling 15ft (ish)
i'd have broke my neck and drowned.
Scariest thing that's ever happened to me.
[Edited on 07-11-2011 by johnhara1]
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Xs
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Registered: 12th Apr 02
Location: Lanarkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by JaffaTB
i did my fair share of setting fires when i was younger too, lit my brothers hand on fire with the foam off an old settee by accident once, also used to love finding an old matress stuffed with 'fanny hair' (that old matress filling that was like coconut fibre stuff) used to up in no time
I once set a fire that was feature in new papers and appealing for witnesses (oops!)
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Adster
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Registered: 8th Jul 10
Location: Leyland, Lancs
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I almost got arrest by the manchester airport armed police for throwing stones in a puddle while i was waiting for the Emirates Airbus A380 to land..... oops
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cavmad
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Registered: 25th Feb 06
Location: Fucking annoying, unfunny, twatbag cavmad *racist
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I've got 'I hate Wrexham' tattoed on my arse.
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by Adster
I almost got arrest by the manchester airport armed police for throwing stones in a puddle while i was waiting for the Emirates Airbus A380 to land..... oops
mate of mine did get arrested at manchester. setting off on lads holiday and he had a glowstick, someone on staff asked what it was and he said it was a bomb
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