alan-g-w
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See I didn't think these people said it in real life... surely not
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Ste
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I read one the other day that made me chuckle.
I can't find the exact thread now but he was trying to say "I will have to wait for it" but said "I will after wait for it".
That is just pure laziness. You can't replace two words with one of a different meaning just because it sounds similar. 
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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John
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Just read a thread about a guy claiming he is dyslexic and it's possibly the best one I've ever seen 
quote:
sorry mate am dickletick
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JonnyJ
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FUCKING LOL
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ed
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What's a 'dickletick'?
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John
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He's possibly got a tickly penis 
It took me a couple of reads to get it.
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All Torque
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Facebook: 'you' is now spelt 'yooh' by a few select twats. Whassapoint?
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JonnyJ
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quote: Originally posted by All Torque
Facebook: 'you' is now spelt 'yooh' by a few select twats. Whassapoint?
I've also seen it spelt "Yuu"
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ed
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So that's his interpretation of the spelling of the word 'dyslexic'?
I think he's pulling your leg
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Tommy L
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quote: Originally posted by JonnyJ
FUCKING LOL
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Eck
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You shouldn't make fun of Dyslexia. I had a mate who was dyslexic and got ripped all the time. He was so fed up that he decided to drink himself to death one night. Poor bastard choked on his own Vimto.
*Yeah, I'm already going.
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Matt L
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FLOL eck I was thinking fucking hell then i read the end 
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IvIarkgraham
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BluKoo
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quote: Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
Whats up your arse?
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IvIarkgraham
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not alot
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Sam
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quote: Originally posted by Eck
You shouldn't make fun of Dyslexia. I had a mate who was dyslexic and got ripped all the time. He was so fed up that he decided to drink himself to death one night. Poor bastard choked on his own Vimto.
*Yeah, I'm already going.

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Eck
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quote: Originally posted by John
This seems to be becoming as popular as bought and brought 
Rant over 
Is it just me, or is this actually getting worse? Fucking retards on this site.
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JonnyJ
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Everyone seems to spell "lose" as "loose" atm too. What's all that about?
Favourite today has been mediocre as "medeoka"
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John
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It is, more people saying bought instead of brought now. Simpletons.
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Cavey
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quote: Originally posted by JonnyJ
Everyone seems to spell "lose" as "loose" atm too. What's all that about?
Favourite today has been mediocre as "medeoka"
Lose and loose have been driving me crazy recently. It's really not difficult.
Did laugh at medeoka earlier too though.
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Steve
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i saw the medeoka today too
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Dave
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Definitely worse.
How seemingly intelligent people can't figure out the difference between loose and lose is beyond me.
My Mrs had a text off a friend who is a primary school teaching assistant the other day, "carnt" and "yesturday". Jesus fucking christ
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Steve
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next generation mate, facebook has melted the brains of these people.
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Steve
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when i was at school we didnt do all our work on computers with spell checkers and all that jazz, i dont think people get the same education as my generation all seems very soft.
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John
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Liam-1400-corsa is one of the best.
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