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corsa - gus
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What was Mark Bowlans last hit?

A tree
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Bump for epic thread

Myra Hindley is walking through the Yorkshire Moors, hand-in-hand with a little boy.

"I'm scared," moaned the boy.

"You're scared!" she replied. "I have to come back alone."
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What's the difference between Paula Radcliffe and Adolf Hitler?

Hitler tried to finish the race.
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A girl asks her doctor

"how many calories are in cum?"

The doctor replies

"honey if you swallow, nobody cares if your fat"
am4nf
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Nigger in the jungle sees a monkey with a tin opener, he says "you dont need that to open a banana" monkey replies its for the custard you thick black cunt
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supposed to say c*nt instead of badger
MarkSport
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guy goes to the doctors complaining of pains coming from his rectum.the doctor takes a look inside and see's coins stuck inside ...

he tells the patiet to tense and the money starts popping out

after counting it the doctor found that there was £1,800 inside the patients rectum...

after telling the patient he got the reply

"ah i knew it didn't feel 2 grand
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girl goes to her dad and asks

"can i have a wendy house for xmas?"

her dad replies "only if you suck my dick"

she agree's amd starts sucking her dad off.

after a few minutes she says to her dad

"dad,why does your dick taste like shit?"

well said the dad,your brother want's a bike
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paddy and murphy walking down the street

paddy says to murphy "look at that beautiful forest"

murphy replies "i cant,the trees are in the way"
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Did you hear Princess Dianna was on the radio the other day.

She was also on the steering wheel and centre console.
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
paddy and murphy walking down the street

paddy says to murphy "look at that beautiful forest"

murphy replies "i cant,the trees are in the way"



Sick Joke Thread.
MarkSport
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i couldnt think of any
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Jordan:
Sexually assaulted and raped at a young age:
Drives a Bentley, owns horses, owns property, is a multi-millionaire.

Elizebeth Fritzl:
Take note... get your tits out!
corsa - gus
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quote:
Originally posted by stan_the_man
Jordan:
Sexually assaulted and raped at a young age:
Drives a Bentley, owns horses, owns property, is a multi-millionaire.

Elizebeth Fritzl:
Take note... get your tits out!


Thats a fucking belter
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Why do we have white chocolate?

So Black kids can get messy as well
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre.
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quote:
Originally posted by stan_the_man
Jordan:
Sexually assaulted and raped at a young age:
Drives a Bentley, owns horses, owns property, is a multi-millionaire.

Elizebeth Fritzl:
Take note... get your tits out!


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quote:
Originally posted by am4nf
A girl asks her doctor

"how many calories are in cum?"

The doctor replies

"honey if you swallow, nobody cares if your fat"


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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
paddy and murphy walking down the street

paddy says to murphy "look at that beautiful forest"

murphy replies "i cant,the trees are in the way"



Sick Joke Thread.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?



GANG RAPE!!
alan-g-w
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Lol, these are excellent.
am4nf
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JOB VACANCY:
small black person wanted, must be flexible and willing to travel

JOB DESCRIPTION:
mud flap
am4nf
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Consultant surgeon says to colleague, did you tell the paki in bed 9 he only has a week to live?

Yes, he replied

Ahhh you c*nt i wanted to tell him

[Edited on 04-09-2009 by am4nf]
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A blonde goes into pc world looking for some curtains for her pc, the assistant says ' You dont need curtains for a computer ' Blonde says ' HELLO its got fucking windows ! '


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