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BarnshaW

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Registered: 25th Oct 06
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1st May 12 at 10:21

pmsl starting on juiced

Jas

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1st May 12 at 10:30

quote:
Originally posted by Jas

quote:
Originally posted by Bissmire
Wow, wish I had these tekkers

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=8Ih9OgZgOc4

1st Kill Pure luck no skill
2nd Average
3rd Average
4th Poor as you missed, any decent player would have killed you

P.S

great way to start a video... with Juiced

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ih9OgZgOc4

Jas

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1st May 12 at 10:30

his link is dead..

Bissmire

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1st May 12 at 11:06

Thought it was last kill I was going for, hence the heroic no scope. I understand the jealousy and hate, and I wont think less of you for it. I've had it my hole life, in everything I do. Its OK guys, I embrace it. I thrive off it. I FUCKING LOVE IT

Bissmire

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1st May 12 at 11:06

quote:
Originally posted by Jas
his link is dead..

youre dead

Jas

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1st May 12 at 11:11

Hole life

Bissmire

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1st May 12 at 11:22

Hole life automatic win

BarnshaW

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1st May 12 at 11:31

automatic spelling fail, you forgot to google spell check "whole"

Bissmire

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1st May 12 at 11:46

Barnshaw intelligence fail non shocker. Hole would not be flagged up, as it is a word. You horrible fucking cretin.

Jas

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1st May 12 at 11:47

quote:
Originally posted by Bissmire
Barnshaw intelligence fail non shocker. Hole would not be flagged up, as it is a word. You horrible fucking cretin.

BarnshaW

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1st May 12 at 11:50

wonder what your friends think of you after your weirdo cyber mates post on your status.

Bissmire

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1st May 12 at 11:55

They dont think anything lol? They think youre an odd man, but that goes without saying really

Jas

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1st May 12 at 12:32

quote:
Originally posted by Bissmire
They dont think anything lol? They think youre an odd man, but that goes without saying really

I haven't seen any odd activity?

Liam-Wilko

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1st May 12 at 15:09

more banter wooo hooo keep going hammering eachother im board at work today

Jas

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1st May 12 at 15:20

quote:
Originally posted by liam-corsa-1400
more banter wooo hooo keep going hammering eachother im board at work today

Akabusi sat in his Vauxhall Corsa as it passed through the car wash humming the theme tune from Record Breakers. All the windows were soaped up and no one could see in so, for the briefest moments, he thought about having a w*nk. But his two kids were in the back so he decided against it.

After dropping them off at school, Akabusi was at a loss as to how to fill his day. He was delivering a motivational speech to a bunch of spastics tonight in Stevenage so he didn't want to over do it. He felt a twinge in his back. It had been aching since him and John Fashanu had wrestled naked in front of a roaring fire at Fash's £128,700 mansion in Hemel Hempstead. Akabusi had smashed a porcelain bust of Justin and he had had to leave.

Before he knew it he was at a massage parlour and had paid his £10 entry. Before he could get to the changing rooms he slipped out of his pin stripe dungerees and could feel the fragrant steam of the sauna tickle his massive balls like a poacher under a trout.

He applied a towel to his lower torso, barely able to conceal his pulsating ebony fire hydrant. He stepped into the room and lay down on the pleather massage table pushing his face through the hole and letting his cock hang over the side.

Behind him the door opened and Akabusi's pussy senses were raised to Severe. The aroma of chicken and sweetcorn soup and Morecambe Bay cockles hit him like a steam train and he knew right then that he would sire another child.

Small hands covered in oil began to explore his muscular, Nigerian coffee coloured bodywork. As the girl's hands reached his proud buttocks he tried everything in his power to conceal a huge fart he had been brewing since he'd parked in the multi storey car park.

When the girl slipped a greasy little finger up his April he let out a yelp and nearly roared "Awooga" but he stopped himself. The hands of the girl motioned him to turn over, which he duly did.

His eyes found a young Chinese girl wearing a little white tunic which he knew concealed a pair of juicy little bristols and almost certainly a clunge as ripe and yellow as a week old banana. As he lay on his back, blood rushed into his veiny Tower of Pisa quicker than Asians into a Cash And Carry at 8.59am. He lay there looking like a chocolate drawing pin as the girl starting applying more and more oil. He was so hard and tall that he worried slightly that the price of oil may be affected by his erection.

Her tiny hands kneeded his giant oak and at one point Akabusi half thought she was an Ewok trying to climb a Giant Red on Endor. He leapt up and ripped open her tunic revealing, as he had suspected, a gorgeous set of two tits, nipples as dark as Green and Black 70% and a pussy so wet and hairless he was reminded of Duncan Goodhew.

He dived into her like a released rapist and set about plunging into every orifice that was available and some that were not. Within hours he was on his vinegars and let rip with such a gush of spunk that the poor girl tried in vein to make a call to the Morecambe Bay coastguard.

Spent, sweating and panting Akabusi untangled his yawning plonker and slipped on his dungerees. The girl, who later from police reports he found was called Hi Tide Run, lay on the floor, a shredded mess of manfat, baby oil, matted hair and rice. Akabusi looked at his Casio watch/calculator and saw that the spastic thing started in 20 minutes. He bent down over the Chinese meal he had just demolished, whisphered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.

Liam-Wilko

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1st May 12 at 15:46

okay a story lmao jas has lost the plot