nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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Katie Price is re-relasing a cover of Aqua's Barbie Girl, when she gets out of the jungle, it will go as follows:
I'm a barbe girl
In a barbie World
Tits are plastic,
Son's a spastic
He can't comb his hair, he dribbles everwhere
Its fantastic, little black spastic.
C'mon harvey lets go party.
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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Reecemac
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Registered: 7th Jun 06
Location: Essex
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I'm looking forward to tomorrow's Sun.
Dear Deidre: Your mum's dead.
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Reecemac
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Registered: 7th Jun 06
Location: Essex
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Remember – drinking alcohol can seriously harm your baby.
Especially if you’re in Portugal and can't be arsed to pay for a babysitter.
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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Whats pink and has rusty wheels?
maddie's bike
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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omg.
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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fred7
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Registered: 17th May 04
Location: Rugeley, Staffordshire
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3 Boys in a play ground talking about there dads cocks, indian boy says my dads cock is 7", jamican lad says well my dads is 9", catholic lad says well my dads is only 5" but it still hurts!!!
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ScubaSteve
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Registered: 4th Mar 08
Location: Scotland
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What do you call an 'all black' abortion clinic?
Crimestoppers 
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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Apparently the Average Icelandic cock size is 11 inch, Italian cock size is 9 inch, American cock size 7 inch, British cock size - 5 inch
And THATS why mums go to iceland!
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mark_gsi
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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: Peterlee/darlington
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hahaha some mint ones there
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lostboy
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Registered: 29th Jan 09
Location: Durham
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quote:
Originally posted by ScubaSteve
What do you call an 'all black' abortion clinic?
Crimestoppers
Also, why do niggers walk with a limp?
You would too if you'd been avoiding a coat hanger for 9 months.
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scunnylad
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Registered: 11th Jun 08
Location: Ashby, North Lincolnshire
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got jumped by 3 lads in an alley last night, managed to knock 1 out. not the best time for a wank but wot the hell
my 13 year old daughter asked for a rabbit for her birthday........slag
i was waching children in need the other night when the presenter told me to pick up my fone and pledge. well im still sat her with the fone in 1 hand and a can of furniture polish in the other wondering what the fuck im ment to do next.
My friend asked me if i had ever watched 2 girls 1 cup. I said does a bear shit in the woods. He said no. 2 girls shit in a cup.
How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, ''he fell''
How many animals can you fit in a pair of Ladies Jeans? 2 Calfs, 1 Beaver, 1 Ass, 1 Pussy, countless Hares, the occasional Cock, and a Fish that nobody can find!
Marks And Spencers new advert states that it wouldn't be Christmas without M&S. They're right too. It'd be Chrita
women are like computers. information needs to be punched into them!
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FlaFFy_91
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Registered: 30th Sep 08
Location: Formby, Merseyside
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There was a black out last night in my nabourhood
dont worry. Somebody shot the bastard
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Richardhhha
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Registered: 29th Sep 07
Location: Croydon, Greater London
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^^^^ excelent
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Anty
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Registered: 19th Mar 08
Location: droitwich
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Dr Pepper
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Registered: 21st Sep 02
Location: oxford Drives Renault Clio RS200
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Have you heard about Evil Kinevils cousin from the deep south of America.......
His name is Ku Klux Kinival and he is attempting to jump over 1000 niggers with a steam roller.
note- before anyone says this is a rascist joke - its not - if you understand it properly its actually the opposite of that - so shut up before you start
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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technically it is racist cos you used the "n" word. but its funny and there are loads of racist jokes in here and no one cares
Phil
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Pete_vxl
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Registered: 24th Nov 06
Location: Lochgelly, Fife
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I dont care if its racist but by using the word niggers then i thinked its deemed as racist lol
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Pete_vxl
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Registered: 24th Nov 06
Location: Lochgelly, Fife
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Ahh pip, you pipped me to the post
I'll get my coat
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Root
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Registered: 28th Dec 08
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A girl is watching her father shower.
She points to his penis and says, "Daddy, when will I get one of those?"
He looks at his watch and says, "When your mother leaves for work!"
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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whats the only part of a vegetable that you cannot microwave.....
The wheelchair....
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Root
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Registered: 28th Dec 08
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Yahoo homepage news Jesus 'visited the UK to study'
Thats what they all say next thing there in a council house got a corner shop and taking all our rape victims
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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what do you do once you've just raped a deaf and dum girl.....
break her fingers so she cant tell her mum...
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alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
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What do you call a group of mentally disabled people in a pool?
Vegetable soup.
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