Ste
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Originally posted by Pete_vxl
I dont care if its racist but by using the word niggers then i thinked its deemed as racist lol
It isn't racism. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Pip308
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Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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LOL^^^^^
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ScubaSteve
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What do they use in Germany for speed humps, on the road?
...Jews
Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says,"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
Police shut down Brixton High Street yesterday after finding a mysterious device in a black guys car.
Turned out to be a tax disc.
What do u say when your tv starts floating in the middle of the night?
...Drop it nigger
  Yaoww some of these are bad..
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stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Whats brown and sticky?
Muhammed Ali after opening a can of coke.
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bigboykarl
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Location: South Yorkshire
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harvey price was asked by his teacher "what do you want be when you grow up" he said.."a teacher miss."
she replied"don't be a silly cunt ,you can't even control your own pupils."
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by bigboykarl
harvey price was asked by his teacher "what do you want be when you grow up" he said.."a teacher miss."
she replied"don't be a silly cunt ,you can't even control your own pupils."
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
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What do you get if you cross harvey with prikstik?
Sticky black spastic
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oceansoul
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Sunbury, Surrey
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
What do you get if you cross harvey with prikstik?
Sticky black spastic
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Huwsi
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Registered: 27th Apr 07
Location: Bangor, Gwynedd
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
What do you get if you cross harvey with prikstik?
Sticky black spastic
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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that is farking genius
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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thegsi
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Mother Teresa, Roy Chubby Brown and Garry Glitter on the Titanic.
All of a sudden, the Titanic hits an iceburg and comes crashing down.
Mother Teresa is running around shouting "Save the children! Save the children!"
Roy Chubby Brown says "Fuck the children! Fuck the children!"
Garry Glitter says "Have we got time?"
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corse-seth
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whats the difference between basil brush and muslims?
muslims only go boom once
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djmattyh
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love it 
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MarkSport
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quote:
Originally posted by oceansoul
quote:
Originally posted by pip308
What do you get if you cross harvey with prikstik?
Sticky black spastic
Fucking
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Dom
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2010 Update -
Why are lamp posts so far apart? So that niggers can't swing to work.
Only joking, Niggers don't have jobs.
People say George Bush looks like a monkey.
But if I say that about Obama, suddenly I'm racist.
How do you solve the problem of having a claustrophobic wife?
Move the kitchen outside.
Nothing says you're a slag, quite like a little brown baby in a pushchair.
Me & the Mrs have had a shit sex life lately so I went down to Ann Summers & bought her a dildo to spice things up. Anyway, when I gave it to her, the ungrateful twat says "I'm not using that, it looks like a carrot!" Cheeky bitch. I said, "Funny you should mention that, your fanny looks like a yawning donkey.''
Do you think when Community Support officers watch the Windows 7 advert they think "God, I wish I was a PC"
[Edited on 11-01-2010 by Dom]
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Budgie
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your fanny looks like a yawning donkey
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GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
your fanny looks like a yawning donkey
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x14xe sport
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juat taking my xmas lights down, i wasnt sure if they'd offended the muslims next door so just to be sure i'v painted "allah is a c*nt" on the garage door
[Edited on 11-01-2010 by x14xe sport]
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x14xe sport
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eating pussy is like driving in the snow, if you dont slow down and pay attention you slide into the arsehole in front
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Limecat
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A young couple have just given birth to their first child and the doctor says, I've got some good news and i've got some bad news, what do you want first?
Give us the bad news first, the parents reply.
Your baby has red hair, says the doctor.
Well whats the good news ask the parents?
The doctor replies, It's dead.
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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quote:
Originally posted by bigboykarl
harvey price was asked by his teacher "what do you want be when you grow up" he said.."a teacher miss."
she replied"don't be a silly cunt ,you can't even control your own pupils."
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P1CK4D
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
A young couple have just given birth to their first child and the doctor says, I've got some good news and i've got some bad news, what do you want first?
Give us the bad news first, the parents reply.
Your baby has red hair, says the doctor.
Well whats the good news ask the parents?
The doctor replies, It's dead.
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Eck
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LOL
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kz
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quote:
Originally posted by Bissmire
whats purple? 12 inches long and has women screaming all night?
Cot death
[Edited on 18-02-2009 by Bizzle...]
Sorry for the thread revival but damn, that's the fucking sickest one ever
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Ben D
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A man comes home to find his Girlfriend packing all her clothes into a suitcase.
"Whats going on here" Asks the guy, "I've found out your a peadophile" replies his girlfriend.
To which he say's "Peadophile?... That's a big word for an 8 year old"
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