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DAYZEE
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9th Dec 03 at 18:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not always platinum, the washcoat is made up of various different precious metals, platinum is the most expesive though. You'd be better off going at that with a VERY large hammer drill or even better an air chisel.

I work for Johnson Matthey, Environmental Catalysts & Technologies.
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam Kindness
colin..... what do you take me for


Do I have to answer that
AK
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9th Dec 03 at 18:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I do

Dayzee - aye.... fuckin just unravels itself.... big hammer is making an outing tomorrow
kortas
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so whats your plan? to holo the inside of the cat out so it seems as if the car has a cat but actualy its just a holo pipe?

if so this is a great way to have no cat and still pass the mot or do they use some sort of sensor to detect the cat? as u can see i got no clue about cats.
Rob R
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wont it show up on the emissions test? then they will look at it and think "hang on a minute...."
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by kortas
so whats your plan? to holo the inside of the cat out so it seems as if the car has a cat but actualy its just a holo pipe?

if so this is a great way to have no cat and still pass the mot or do they use some sort of sensor to detect the cat? as u can see i got no clue about cats.


you would fail the DOT test thats all, doesnt matter if you have a cat as long as your car passes that test
AK
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9th Dec 03 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

erm.... no just cant be arsed paying for a de-cat
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam Kindness
erm.... no just cant be arsed paying for a de-cat



Just shove some cardboard back in come MOT time.......ken
AK
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aye... to soak up the fumes min
MarkM
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Mince get a dodgy one....£30 sheets by me....
Adam-D
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he dont need one his engine is probably pre/ cat anyway im supprised u have one at all??

keep bashin away fella
AK
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dodgy MOT? na... get them ok

The car has a working CAT on it just now (passed its MOT last week)..

this is a spare one...
AK
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its 94.... were working on the Punto here boyo....

Supra - ptfffff... havent been under it yet
Colin
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It will be blown up by the next time its due anyhow
AK
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why is everybody saying that
AK
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Besides... its having a week off just now... Marge has been promoted to ferrying my fat ass around whilst im on hols.... and its wet...wooohoooo sideways
Adam-D
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ahh thought u were stabbing the corsa's pussy -- if it has one
AK
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wise up!!!! it would have weighed to much

its from a 93 i think.....

93 Cav GSi 2000
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oh yeah Ak as you have taken the plastic bits off the arches i thought you cut cut off thebit it bolts to? "trim the arch a bit"

or are you deffo get fibreglass ones
AK
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then i would have no arches.....

the inner plastic would have to be trimmed, dirt would sit up inside that... it would rust... its not a good idea
Adam-D
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no coz on the rear you can tirim it back the where there a no holes and on the front
i dont think im explaining very well
AK
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nope.... your not....
Adam-D
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cut the arches where the red bits are


Adam-D
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oh yeah do you NEED 2 wipers?
AK
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no... but i HATE neddy single wipers

The arches will rust to fuck if you cut them there..... the inner arches come all the way down to there!

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