rod38
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Registered: 27th Nov 02
Location: Glasgow g781lp
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Take it your from liverpool then Shelly 
just to show I can take a joke somebody here or at migweb
posted this the other week about my fellow city dwellers
sing it along to Queens bohemian rhapsody
Bowegian Rhapsody
> >
> >
> > Is this the real life?
> > Or is it the methodone?
> > Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
> >
> > Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine........like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
> >
> > Um just a weeji,
> > Gie us yer Sunny D
> >
> > Cos I'll chib yer pal,
> > Rip yer da,
> > Slash yer dug,
> > Ride yer ma!
> >
> > Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really matter tae
> > me.....tae me.
> >
> > Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
> > Buckie bottle tae the heid
> > Noo the f*kin' bustards deid!
> >
> > Haw maw, um just oan parole
> > An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee......
> >
> > Haw Maw.......oohooh ooh
> > Never meant tae steal yer purse
> > But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
> > Carry oot, carry oot!
> > An we'll go oot on the batter!
> >
> > Too late...the bailiff's here
> > Sends shivers doon ma spine
> > Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
> > Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
> > Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme
> >
> > Haw Maw.......oohooh oooh
> > I'm a jakey bam,
> > I sometimes think I've never been washed at all
> >
> > I see a little silhouetto of a bam
> > Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us some Kappa?
> > Thunderbird, White Lightning,
> > Very very Frightening, me!
> >
> > Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair!)
> > Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair and some skins!)
> >
> > Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
> >
> > I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
> >
> > He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
> > Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?
> >
> > Get tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
> > For f*cksake.........NO I will not get a job
> > Get a job!
> > For f*cksake........ NO I will not get a job
> > Get a job........willnae get a job
> > Get a job........willnae get a job
> > no no no no no.....
> >
> > Oh gonorrheoea!
> > Gonnorrhoea!
> > Gonnorhoea and the clap!
> > Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside
> > For me? For me,
> > For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
> >
> > So you hink ye can slash me an pish in ma eye?
> >
> > So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
> > Haw bawbag!
> > Can't dae this tae me bawbag!
> > Just wait till I'm oot
> > Just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!
> >
> > F*ck all really matters, anyone can see
> > F*ck all really matters.....
> > F*ck all really matters.....
> > Tae meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............eeeeeeeeee............eee
> > eeeeeee!!!
 
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