Shelly
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ohhh quality!!
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Mad Moe
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'Haddaway and shite man' - which means 'I think you're telling porkies'
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transca
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Location: rotherham
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get bent
or
get dead
[Edited on 03-03-2004 by transca]
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Richie
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Location: Newport, Wales
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*You got more chance of growing a cnut"
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ScottyBrum
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Well going on about funny sayings my manager at work is always coming out with management talk and thinking he's the dogs danglies. We all take the p**s out of him and wonder what he's going on about. Here are a few of his sayings and stupid moments,
Touch Base, Make sure we're all batting from the same end, Thinking outside the box, It's swings and roundabouts, Bottom it out, Are we all singing from the same hymn sheet, I'm sure theres some more i just cant remember tho!!
He recently said when we got sent out to site, "Remember - Walls have ears and trees have eyes" WTF is he on????
It's funny when he gets sayings wrong too, like once he came out to site and was on about the job and came out with this pearl of wisdom, "we've gotta get get this job done like sh*t to a blanket" Surely he meant "like sh*t off a shovel" trying to hide your amusement at your managers stupidity is a right game
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NormSXi
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quote: Originally posted by Mad Moe
'Haddaway and shite man' - which means 'I think you're telling porkies'
Yeah, it does, typical geordie saying..
quote: Originally posted by ScottyBrum
Thinking outside the box, It's swings and roundabouts
I swear if my boss says any of those above^^ or "use your initiative" one more time  
More sayings:
"She's got a face like a bulldog p*ssing on a thistle"
Or "Face like a welders bench"
And usual saying when pissed: "mental, mental, chicken oriental!" 
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Colin.S
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quote: Originally posted by Shelly
"stood around like a spare dick"
fpmsl I'll be using that saying 
[Edited on 03-03-2004 by Colin.S]
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Shelly
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He always says it... said it again tonight
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Gaz
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Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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me and my bros saying at the mo
" heres 50p, go fone someone who cares"
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Corsa_Sri_93
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Of shaggin a bird who's been around a bit...
" like throwing a sausage down an alley"
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ross9000
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Registered: 20th Jul 03
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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get tae fuck
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myke
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quote: Originally posted by Corsa_Sri_93
Of shaggin a bird who's been around a bit...
" like throwing a sausage down an alley"
like chucking a marble through marble arch
my boss asks me if i'm 'winning' about 4 times a day. could kill the fucker 
i use fubar quite a bit. can't remember where thats from though. some film i think.
and bobfoc. to a fit bird with a grotty face, : body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
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Shane
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quicker than shit off a shovel
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StuartVRS
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im forever using 'blind bambi' instead of no idea
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Dave
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To our apprentice's at work.
"You're as much use as tits on a bull" or "one legged man in an arse kicking contest".
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Shelly
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@ Dave
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Trotty
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quote: Originally posted by myke
i use fubar quite a bit. can't remember where thats from though. some film i think.
Saving Private Ryan
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by Trotty
quote: Originally posted by myke
i use fubar quite a bit. can't remember where thats from though. some film i think.
Saving Private Ryan
tango & cash you twit trotty
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Trotty
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quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by Trotty
quote: Originally posted by myke
i use fubar quite a bit. can't remember where thats from though. some film i think.
Saving Private Ryan
tango & cash you twit trotty
Well it's on both films then
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Dave
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Fubar is a military term, fcuked up beyond all repair so I was told.
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bubble
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an old bloke at me work, when he asks u a question if u dont answer straight away he says, is that a yes a no or a bollocks. old people, cant beat em eh? shame
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LukeGSi
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instead of "up shit creak without a paddle" my housemate uses "stuck in the dark side of hell with no torch" Muppet
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dousey
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If you're hot you say "i'm sweating like a pregnant nun"
or "sweating like a blind bender in a hot dog factory"
Also like "as the bishop said to the vicar"
Loads more but cant remember at the mo
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LukeGSi
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quote: Originally posted by dousey
If you're hot you say "i'm sweating like a pregnant nun"
or "sweating like a blind bender in a hot dog factory"
Also like "as the bishop said to the vicar"
Loads more but cant remember at the mo
"sweating like a prosititute paying off a bank loan"
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dousey
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Registered: 21st May 03
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quote: Originally posted by born_upsideout
quote: Originally posted by dousey
If you're hot you say "i'm sweating like a pregnant nun"
or "sweating like a blind bender in a hot dog factory"
Also like "as the bishop said to the vicar"
Loads more but cant remember at the mo
"sweating like a prosititute paying off a bank loan"
Sweating like a paedophile in mothercare
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