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Shelly

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3rd Mar 04 at 16:04

ohhh quality!!

Mad Moe

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3rd Mar 04 at 16:07

'Haddaway and shite man' - which means 'I think you're telling porkies'

transca

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3rd Mar 04 at 18:01

get bent
or
get dead

[Edited on 03-03-2004 by transca]

Richie

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3rd Mar 04 at 18:05

*You got more chance of growing a cnut"

ScottyBrum

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3rd Mar 04 at 18:22

Well going on about funny sayings my manager at work is always coming out with management talk and thinking he's the dogs danglies. We all take the p**s out of him and wonder what he's going on about. Here are a few of his sayings and stupid moments,

Touch Base, Make sure we're all batting from the same end, Thinking outside the box, It's swings and roundabouts, Bottom it out, Are we all singing from the same hymn sheet, I'm sure theres some more i just cant remember tho!!

He recently said when we got sent out to site, "Remember - Walls have ears and trees have eyes"

WTF is he on????

It's funny when he gets sayings wrong too, like once he came out to site and was on about the job and came out with this pearl of wisdom, "we've gotta get get this job done like sh*t to a blanket" Surely he meant "like sh*t off a shovel" trying to hide your amusement at your managers stupidity is a right game

NormSXi

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3rd Mar 04 at 20:54

quote:
Originally posted by Mad Moe
'Haddaway and shite man' - which means 'I think you're telling porkies'

Yeah, it does, typical geordie saying..

quote:
Originally posted by ScottyBrum
Thinking outside the box, It's swings and roundabouts

I swear if my boss says any of those above^^ or "use your initiative" one more time

More sayings:

"She's got a face like a bulldog p*ssing on a thistle"

Or "Face like a welders bench"

And usual saying when pissed: "mental, mental, chicken oriental!"

Colin.S

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Registered: 19th Oct 02
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3rd Mar 04 at 22:41

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly

"stood around like a spare dick"

fpmsl

I'll be using that saying

[Edited on 03-03-2004 by Colin.S]

Shelly

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3rd Mar 04 at 22:46

He always says it... said it again tonight

Gaz

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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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3rd Mar 04 at 22:46

me and my bros saying at the mo
" heres 50p, go fone someone who cares"

Corsa_Sri_93

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Registered: 25th Jun 02
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3rd Mar 04 at 22:48

Of shaggin a bird who's been around a bit...

" like throwing a sausage down an alley"

ross9000

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Registered: 20th Jul 03
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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3rd Mar 04 at 22:48

get tae fuck

myke

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3rd Mar 04 at 22:55

quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Sri_93
Of shaggin a bird who's been around a bit...

" like throwing a sausage down an alley"

like chucking a marble through marble arch

my boss asks me if i'm 'winning' about 4 times a day. could kill the fucker

i use fubar quite a bit. can't remember where thats from though. some film i think.

and bobfoc. to a fit bird with a grotty face, : body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

Shane

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3rd Mar 04 at 23:10

quicker than shit off a shovel

StuartVRS

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3rd Mar 04 at 23:18

im forever using 'blind bambi' instead of no idea

Dave

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4th Mar 04 at 23:08

To our apprentice's at work.

"You're as much use as tits on a bull" or "one legged man in an arse kicking contest".

Shelly

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4th Mar 04 at 23:11

@ Dave

Trotty

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4th Mar 04 at 23:21

quote:
Originally posted by myke
i use fubar quite a bit. can't remember where thats from though. some film i think.

Saving Private Ryan

vibrio

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4th Mar 04 at 23:23

quote:
Originally posted by Trotty

quote:
Originally posted by myke
i use fubar quite a bit. can't remember where thats from though. some film i think.

Saving Private Ryan

tango & cash you twit trotty

Trotty

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4th Mar 04 at 23:24

quote:
Originally posted by vibrio

quote:
Originally posted by Trotty

quote:
Originally posted by myke
i use fubar quite a bit. can't remember where thats from though. some film i think.

Saving Private Ryan

tango & cash you twit trotty

Well it's on both films then

Dave

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4th Mar 04 at 23:35

Fubar is a military term, fcuked up beyond all repair so I was told.

bubble

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4th Mar 04 at 23:38

an old bloke at me work, when he asks u a question if u dont answer straight away he says, is that a yes a no or a bollocks. old people, cant beat em eh? shame

LukeGSi

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4th Mar 04 at 23:39

instead of "up shit creak without a paddle" my housemate uses "stuck in the dark side of hell with no torch"

Muppet

dousey

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Registered: 21st May 03
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5th Mar 04 at 00:51

If you're hot you say "i'm sweating like a pregnant nun"

or "sweating like a blind bender in a hot dog factory"

Also like "as the bishop said to the vicar"

Loads more but cant remember at the mo

LukeGSi

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5th Mar 04 at 00:54

quote:
Originally posted by dousey
If you're hot you say "i'm sweating like a pregnant nun"
or "sweating like a blind bender in a hot dog factory"
Also like "as the bishop said to the vicar"
Loads more but cant remember at the mo

"sweating like a prosititute paying off a bank loan"

dousey

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Registered: 21st May 03
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5th Mar 04 at 00:55

quote:
Originally posted by born_upsideout

quote:
Originally posted by dousey
If you're hot you say "i'm sweating like a pregnant nun"
or "sweating like a blind bender in a hot dog factory"
Also like "as the bishop said to the vicar"
Loads more but cant remember at the mo

"sweating like a prosititute paying off a bank loan"

Sweating like a paedophile in mothercare

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