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is it an electric train
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bOOO!
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but the smoke is blowing a certain way wheres the smoke on an electric train?
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erm... an aeroplane flys 1200000 feet in the air wen travellin to australia from the uk..

it takes 23 hours with a stop off in singapore and u get 3 meals provided for u..

on one trip it hits bad turbulance at 100000 metres .. and then a storm starts thunder and lighting thrashin everywhere..

theres a huge panic.. the tannoy states red alert and the plane suddenly starts to nose dive..

it attempts to clear the land and so crash into the water.. luckily it does and everyone bails out.. but there is an explosion on board when it hits the water sadly many people died..

but where did they bury the survivors in the water or a a proper funeral??
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He cocked it up, you are meant to say its an electric train at the start, then distract people by giving a different win direction to the direction of the train, this makes them forget about the electric bit as they are busy trying to figure out directions.
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Originally posted by the_legend_of_yrag
but the smoke is blowing a certain way wheres the smoke on an electric train?


no cock up.. just a fact train goes one way wind goes the other.. wheres the smoke goin? riddle is that u 4get most trains are electric

thats the riddle u donut

[Edited on 12-03-2004 by cheakycharlie]
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quote:
Originally posted by cheakycharlie
erm... an aeroplane flys 1200000 feet in the air wen travellin to australia from the uk..

it takes 23 hours with a stop off in singapore and u get 3 meals provided for u..

on one trip it hits bad turbulance at 100000 metres .. and then a storm starts thunder and lighting thrashin everywhere..

theres a huge panic.. the tannoy states red alert and the plane suddenly starts to nose dive..

it attempts to clear the land and so crash into the water.. luckily it does and everyone bails out.. but there is an explosion on board when it hits the water sadly many people died..

but where did they bury the survivors in the water or a a proper funeral??


It would be a bit harsh to bury the survivors after what they had just been through
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well done thats the riddel
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quote:
Originally posted by cheakycharlie
quote:
Originally posted by the_legend_of_yrag
but the smoke is blowing a certain way wheres the smoke on an electric train?


no cock up.. just a fact train goes one way wind goes the other.. wheres the smoke goin? riddle is that u 4get most trains are electric

thats the riddle u donut


[Edited on 12-03-2004 by cheakycharlie]


You have to state that it is an electric train though, otherwise someone could give the direction of the smoke and still be correct.

[Edited on 12-03-2004 by CorsaDave]
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oh well
not way i was told it pmsl

fort u either left out it was an electric or leave out the smoke in the riddle

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Nah, you need to leave both in but take their attention away from it being electric by making them focus on directions.

Its funny as hell when someone spends ages trying to work it out properly then you give them the answer!
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ok simpler one for u guys ...

What drys when gets wet?
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A towel
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here is a cool 1
There are three words in the English language that end in "gry".
ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the
third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them
everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the
third word.

What is it?
_______gry?
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Three
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jack black goes the pub and gets pissed. he walks home the moon isnt out and its very cold. when he steps out he notices the light that illuminates the pub sign is flickering. the streets lights are not on and as he is walking home a black car comes screechin around the corner going dead fast, with no lights on. jack black manages to avoid the car, but how is this possible. no street lights and the car didnt have any lights on. what helped him to see the car and where it was going???
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quote:
Originally posted by jaynova
here is a cool 1
There are three words in the English language that end in "gry".
ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the
third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them
everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the
third word.

What is it?
_______gry?



im thick, what is it?
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Three, its the third word in the riddle. Heard it before a bit back.
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quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux
jack black goes the pub and gets pissed. he walks home the moon isnt out and its very cold. when he steps out he notices the light that illuminates the pub sign is flickering. the streets lights are not on and as he is walking home a black car comes screechin around the corner going dead fast, with no lights on. jack black manages to avoid the car, but how is this possible. no street lights and the car didnt have any lights on. what helped him to see the car and where it was going???


It's daylight
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hungry angry and???
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no its not three
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaDave
quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux
jack black goes the pub and gets pissed. he walks home the moon isnt out and its very cold. when he steps out he notices the light that illuminates the pub sign is flickering. the streets lights are not on and as he is walking home a black car comes screechin around the corner going dead fast, with no lights on. jack black manages to avoid the car, but how is this possible. no street lights and the car didnt have any lights on. what helped him to see the car and where it was going???


It's daylight


clever bastard
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ok ok.
a man and his son are walkin along a clif when they both fall over and are very seriously hurt. father dies and boy is airlifted to hospital. when in surgery the surgeon says 'thats my son'. how possible?
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quote:
Originally posted by jaynova
no its not three


Trust me, the way you copied it it is.
It's a bit of a pants riddle tbh, there are three more obscure words ending in gry but I cant remember what they are!
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quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux
ok ok.
a man and his son are walkin along a clif when they both fall over and are very seriously hurt. father dies and boy is airlifted to hospital. when in surgery the surgeon says 'thats my son'. how possible?


It's his mother.

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