Lynny
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Originally posted by Drew
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Originally posted by Drew
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Originally posted by langey
yea drew i told her that last week, i sed "you'll get loads of people cheatin on u and breaking ur heart" and she burst into evan more tears 
suttle 
Why am I trying to give when no one gives me a try? Why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? says:
subtle*
Drew says:
Why am I trying to give when no one gives me a try? Why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? says:
not suttle
^^^ thats lynn pointing out my schoolboy error 
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Graham
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i have the same prob with my girl, shes 16 im 18 and her mums really over protective on her, sayin things to her like never talk to him ever again or ring him or write to him but she said "sod off im 16 i can do wat i like" i love her to pieces
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stuyw
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Originally posted by infinitycorsa
txt her mum back and ask her out for a beer .......after that take her back to hers and invite urself for a coffee 
- all she can say is no m8
[Edited on 16-03-2004 by stuyw]
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Graham
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or "my husband is now on his way round with his golf clubs"
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langey
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the dad dnt really get involved, the mum is a bit of a head banger.
and i cant help being a twat with her, i'm a lad.
and i just tell it like it is, no point beating round the bush is there.
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Graham
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yeh i kno how u mean mate
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Kerry
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man u men are just assholes
y cant u just stick with one feckin lass at a time ffs 
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bubble
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my ex's mum tried it on with me when i was staying over. came into the spare room i was in and started stroking my head and twisting her fingers in my hair. wouldnta been bad if she were fit, but she were a munter. and i suspect after 3 kids, her fanny aint exactly forgivin if u get my drift
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Graham
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i have and am doing i aint even thought of cheatin of the girl ive got now shes too perfect
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bubble
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Originally posted by Kerry
man u men are just assholes
y cant u just stick with one feckin lass at a time ffs
kerry, my dear, that question is up there with 'what is the purpose of life?'
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Kerry
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yeh well pisses me off 
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langey
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Originally posted by Kerry
man u men are just assholes
y cant u just stick with one feckin lass at a time ffs
its not my fault, my ex came ontome and was wearing a short skirt.
a fit girl in a short skirt and i'm anyones
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bubble
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Originally posted by Kerry
yeh well pisses me off
its life im afraid but some of us r gud
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blackula
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Bubblevaux, I'll try to put this scientifically, but sometimes its nothing to do with kids, much of it is to do with muscle structure and control.
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bubble
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Bubblevaux, I'll try to put this scientifically, but sometimes its nothing to do with kids, much of it is to do with muscle structure and control.
fair enough, but ill put this scientifically-my ex was nice and slim. her other two sibling resembled summat from the reality tv show'the worlds fattest animals ever, getting trapped in weird places 7'.
they were not small.
her mums only muscle control was to lift remote,fetch biscuits and scratch her arse.
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AndyW
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ive never cheated on any of my gf's kerry and im pretty certain i wont either!!
but back to the story ur 18 n shes 16! there seems to be quite a lot of these two year age gaps this is good as im takin a 16 year old out tomoz
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Kerry
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Originally posted by AndyW
ive never cheated on any of my gf's kerry and im pretty certain i wont either!!
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AndyW
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bubble
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i known my mrs since we were in pre-school. i can remember my first memory of her was when i poo in my pants at pre school and the carer took me toilets and i walked past emma and she had blu-tak stuck in her hair.
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blackula
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I wasn't saying you should have arranged a nice evening with her mam, I meant that just because a lady has had children does not make her vagina loose and stuff.
Sorry if that sounds crude !
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Graham
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Originally posted by bubblevaux
i known my mrs since we were in pre-school. i can remember my first memory of her was when i poo in my pants at pre school and the carer took me toilets and i walked past emma and she had blu-tak stuck in her hair.
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bubble
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Originally posted by blackula
I wasn't saying you should have arranged a nice evening with her mam, I meant that just because a lady has had children does not make her vagina loose and stuff.
Sorry if that sounds crude !
still biological n all. id rather cook my own cock and eat it than touch ex's mum.
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bubble
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Originally posted by incufan2k3
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Originally posted by bubblevaux
i known my mrs since we were in pre-school. i can remember my first memory of her was when i poo in my pants at pre school and the carer took me toilets and i walked past emma and she had blu-tak stuck in her hair.
i stil do it now!!
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Graham
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im still gaspin for air at the i walked past her and she had blu-tak stuck in her hair
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blackula
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I once
ah u was the kid who kakked his pants all the time was ya ?
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