R Lee
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hahaha
point and laugh
you have now redeemed yourself 
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sxi boy
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am goin to have a mole removed from my cock next week 
last time i shag one of them 
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Cavey
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hahahahaha, that's made me chuckle
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CorsaLad16v
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yeaaaaaaa *claps*
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sxi boy
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R Lee
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yes! 
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R Lee
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i have a steering wheel on my knob...
its driving me nuts.
good ol' classic 
[Edited on 19-03-2004 by GoldPenguin]
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sxi boy
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knock knock
whose there??
i thought u were fuckin homeless?
good old peter kay
[Edited on 19-03-2004 by sxi boy]
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CorsaLad16v
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its that old its poo now lol so i'll laugh at u but not with u
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CorsaLad16v
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quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
knock knock
whose there??
i thought u were homeless?
good old peter kay
can't beat the comedy genius that is Peter Kay
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R Lee
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peter kay is a legend. good ol' northern comic
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R Lee
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
its that old its poo now lol so i'll laugh at u but not with u
you make me want to cry
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Cavey
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On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".
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R Lee
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Cavey
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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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R Lee
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CorsaLad16v
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quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
hmm AK strikes again
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R Lee
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cavey you should stop now
your jokes are as good as mine
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sxi boy
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quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
commendable
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Cavey
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Best i could find
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R Lee
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There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise.
The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a hole in one. He yelled, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX !"
They looked at him and said, "what do you mean wrong hole?"
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CorsaLad16v
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A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."
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Cavey
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A guy walks into a bar with a one foot tall man sitting on his shoulder. He ordered a beer. The bartender was curious as he got the beer for the guy, but as he put the beer down on the bar, before the gut could reach it, the little man leapt off his shoulder and picked up the beer and dumped it in the guys lap. The guy sighs and asks for a shot of whiskey.
As soon as the glass hits the bar, the little man threw the drink in the guys face and smashed the shot glass against the wall. "I have to know.... where did you get that guy?" "Well... I'll tell you... I was walking on the beach, saw a brass lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. He said I could have one wish. I asked for a twelve inch prick and this is what I got..."
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R Lee
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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”
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