MattyB
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Registered: 13th Nov 01
Location: 118.5bhp :D
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Mine couldnt get her head round "spinner" alloys.
It took her bout 5 mins of staring at a set on a camero before she could work out what was goin on..... 
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Gavin
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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pew pew pew pewwwww
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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funniest thing a lass has belived...
when driving, went into a 30 limit, and there was them strips across the road (ickle painted bumps) n i told her that was so blind people knew they were going into a 30 limit - 'oh really, thats a good idea' was her reply. didnt understand why i was PMSL at her
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Mikorsa16v
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Registered: 2nd Sep 02
Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex
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LMFAO Drew lol
My GF thought my car was really good cos when the engine was off the radio didnt use petrol!
[Edited on 10-05-2004 by Mikorsa16v]
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Dr Pepper
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Registered: 21st Sep 02
Location: oxford Drives Renault Clio RS200
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Me---- "Look that lorry driver has a dog sat on his lap"
Girlfriend---"its probably a guide dog"
Also my mum had this plaster on her finger for about a week--- i asked her why it was there and she informed me she had cut her finger peeling potatos
closer inspection revealed not only was the plaster on the wrong finger, on the wrong hand....but that she had been putting a new plaster on everyday without noticing she wasnt covering the cut
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kerzo
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Norn Iron
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pmsl its not a girl but me and a few mates were driving along and saw this fella on a scooter and a huge lorry right up its ass, one of my mates being a smartass says "do you think that scooter is towing the lorry" to my very niave freind and he replied "dunno, might be"
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langey
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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girls are just thick i think.
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foster11984
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Registered: 28th Feb 03
Location: Leighton Buzzard, Bedfordshire
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we were up at villa v spurs last season and my mate had just got a new sub in his car. he parked up and when we came back to his car after the game he sed all his petrol had gone, "must be that new bass box draining it" he sed.
then he ran out of petrol on the motorway on the way home, 18 miles from the next services
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Welsh Dan
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Registered: 23rd Mar 00
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My ex girlfriend wanted to know why the can of antifreeze in my boot was so cold. "Ifs it cold, how does it melt the ice?" Dippy cow....
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IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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i ain't no girl, but i once did a blonde thing!
picking my mate up at his house we both got in the car, i put the car in to gear, added gas but it wasn't moving!!
i was so confused then thought something was wrong. my mate was looking at me funny, about 10seconds late i realised i forgot to put the key in the ignition!!
obviously i tried to style it out, but mate knew and we burst into laughter!
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IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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oh and the same mate's girlfriend said the funniest thing too.
we were talking about speed and acceleration as you do.
and she thought that when a car is travelling behind another, it is always doing 'less mph than the car infront'
i nearly wet myself!
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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gf jus bought a new ka, so we went down the jetwash to clean it, finished everything, and then we got back in the car, then jus as she went to drive off, i said,
"be careful, remember your brakes will be wet" she replied...
"what in here?"
me : "yes danni, everytime it rains, u get wet feet"
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JUGGA
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: BEDFORDSHIRE
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i was with someone one day when we saw a girl on a bike coming past us down the road(we was walking) and my mate goes to her 'YOUR WHEELS ARE GOING AROUND!!!!!!!!' she then looked at her wheels and buckled off her bike into the kerb. LOL
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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LOL
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Hannah
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Registered: 29th Oct 03
Location: South West
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
When me and me missus were eating a chinese she kept picking the peas out and i said whta ya doing? she said i dont like these peas i only like british peas i said
wtf?
she said yeah these peas are different there sent from china for the chinese food,
i said so there not from a big bag of normal peas from the wholeseller
her reply was oh no , and carryed on picking them out 
Thanks Nathan you make me look like a right t**t
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mossy
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Registered: 22nd Jan 04
Location: Manchester Drives: GSi
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my ex was ridin about on her bike, so i shouted "ure back wheels following ure front one"
so she stopped and came over to me to ask me to fix it for her 
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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i remeber sitting in with the fulham fans at a wolves home game, and as the the wolves fans chanted "OHHHHH YOU FAT BASTARD" as the fulham goal keeper kicked it, a woman behind me shouted "WHAT WHAT! HE AINT FAT, HES ANAREXIC"
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Faye_2003
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Registered: 5th May 03
Location: the gutter :(
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
seriously, we were in italy last year, full moon was out she said 'look at the moon isnt it nice? is that the same moon as what england has?'
oopz 
my mate had not seen my brother for about 4months as he walked out of my door she said hello to him etc and said ' have you still got your tattoo's?'
he replied saying ' no i scrubbed em off with a wire brush' and she said ' bet that hurt'
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Adam
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Registered: 1st May 01
Location: Hurstbourne Tarrant
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fresh form the fingers of a woman
Adam - Back in ENGLAND says:
when you off?
Letti - Portugal here i come! says:
off where?
Adam - Back in ENGLAND says:
Portugal
Letti - Portugal here i come! says:
Seotember
Letti - Portugal here i come! says:
how u know
Adam - Back in ENGLAND says:
what does your name say on msn
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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JUGGA
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Dav
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Registered: 23rd Jul 02
Location: Falkirk, Scotland
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This thread rocks!!
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jo_jess
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Bristol
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must definitely be a woman thing  sometimes we just put our mouth into gear without turning our brain on first
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Corsa Sport Gav
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Registered: 12th Feb 03
Location: Durham, County Durham Drives: A6 Allroad
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herd a funny one, a car went past n it had a dump valve n she sed eeee tht cars sneezing
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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at all these!
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