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Adam-CorsaC18s
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12th May 04 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Stoneyginger
quote:
Originally posted by Adam-CorsaC18s
accidently brush her leg and quiver then look her deep in the eye, but squint one of your eyes and tell her she's a great shag!


Talk about body language thats a lot of info out of a little work


Ya mean to tell me that brushing ladies legs isnt whats commonly known as shagging? Sh1t... I got some ex's to call up...
J da Silva
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12th May 04 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just go up and poor coffee on her, should get her attention

or smash whipped cream on your nob and rub it in her face
bradfincham
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12th May 04 at 12:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



thats the closest, but her with curly hair!
Adam-CorsaC18s
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12th May 04 at 12:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

OH OH OH !!!
Walk up behind her grab a clump of her hair, and smell it - long and deep!!!

Then tell her she reminds you of your mum and ask if she'll wipe your bum!!!!!

Dare ya - I'll give you a quid!!!
Tom
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12th May 04 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

she sounds boss just ask her out man, what really is the worst that can happen
Jason Iles
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12th May 04 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just ask her to go out tonight for a drink or something, you got nothing to loose, now stop being gay
the_legend_of_yrag
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12th May 04 at 12:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pmsl @adam
bradfincham
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she just toucjed my leg, got up and walked off and glanced back as she walked out as i just asked her what she was upto 2nite?
And where she was staying, oh what a coincidence!
Going to hire a hi fi and play loud all night so she comes complaining bout the noise in her unides!!
Adam-CorsaC18s
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12th May 04 at 12:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so did she tell you where she was stopping?
Tom
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12th May 04 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yeah don't get it u make her out to be a mute
bradfincham
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12th May 04 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeh i read on her email!! int he room next to me!

See if shes by the pool 2moro! better lay face down!!

Kevin and perry ha ha
Tom
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12th May 04 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No but did she spk to u
bradfincham
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12th May 04 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeh she just said having a quite one and heading to bed in a minute!
Jason Iles
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12th May 04 at 12:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Brad just talking about this make me want to bum fuck her, so go get her tiger
bradfincham
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12th May 04 at 12:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

im heading that way in aminute!!
need to stock up before the 14 days with the minging german in a daihatsu charade!
Matt H
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12th May 04 at 12:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if you dont do it your gonna regret it BIG time.


go talk to her!
Red_SXi
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12th May 04 at 12:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"you're tastey........ Can i lick you?"
Munchie
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she touched ure leg? go ead! ill put a post up in a sec wat happend to me in da pub last nite...
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12th May 04 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

actually do somthing about it then rather then typing it all in on here
Munchie
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quote:
Originally posted by M2RV H
actually do somthing about it then rather then typing it all in on here


good point
AndyW
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12th May 04 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Mate you have to say summat!!!!
i have this pro of i get nervous n never say nothin then once its too late i think u fuckin idiot and i hate myself for not trying!!

GO FOR IT!!!
IntaCepta
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12th May 04 at 16:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

download a porno and ask her how to switch it off
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12th May 04 at 18:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Adam-CorsaC18s
OH OH OH !!!
Walk up behind her grab a clump of her hair, and smell it - long and deep!!!

Then tell her she reminds you of your mum and ask if she'll wipe your bum!!!!!

Dare ya - I'll give you a quid!!!




YES YES!!!

Do it!!!
Ben
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12th May 04 at 20:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by Jodi_the_g
Right heres what to say

"Hiya I am sorry I normally would not do this but I feel i have to say something, when you walked in I could not help but notice you and wondered if you would like to go for a drink, I am staying at 'name of your hotel'

Hopefully she will say thats where I am staying and start you talking, maybe even get a drink at the bar



i was thinking along same lines
Ben
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12th May 04 at 20:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hang on a minute , are you on holiday? if u cant chat a bird up on holiday you have no chance .aint exactly hard to talk is it and if you have things in common like staying in same place just use that to get chatting

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