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Stuckey
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28th Jul 04 at 11:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pls read above post nat, make rob smile
sassyminx
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28th Jul 04 at 11:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ross23
i thought it was impossible to get preg while on the pill?


no its 99% effective if used properly

i was obv highly fertile when i fell pregnant

and as rob just kindly pointed out, i will also be in the same predicament when he comes back cos hes only gone for 29 days
Nismo
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28th Jul 04 at 11:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

being female is good , you get to play with tats all day long
M2RTY
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28th Jul 04 at 11:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
being male is good , you get to play with sarah's tats all day long


MoNkEy MaGiC
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28th Jul 04 at 11:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Dexywilliamson
Yeah if the red ball is blocking the pink the you'll just have to let him pot the brown...???

[Edited on 28-07-2004 by Dexywilliamson]





nice way of putting it
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28th Jul 04 at 11:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

periods are fucking stupid, i dunno where mine has got to
J4CKO
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
periods are fucking stupid, i dunno where mine has got to



jo_jess
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28th Jul 04 at 11:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not had one since December instead I have to put up with being pregnant
ross23
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thanx sassy youve just ruined my day i cant stop stressing about it now

purple_corsa_gls
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28th Jul 04 at 12:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When the red river's flowing....take the dirt track?
M16KE B
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28th Jul 04 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
When the red river's flowing....take the dirt track?


Or

When the usual road runs red - use the dirt track instead!

amounts to the same thing,
sassyminx
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28th Jul 04 at 13:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ross23
thanx sassy youve just ruined my day i cant stop stressing about it now




awwwwww
--Dave--
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28th Jul 04 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
Im gonna be carrying the pill on so I dont come on for my week off with Robbo


good luck with that, my gf did this last year on holiday and it turned her off sex for the whole week. Or maybe that was me

Maybe it effects people in different ways though.
Natalie
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28th Jul 04 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ive done it few times b4 so should be ok
Captain_Rosco
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28th Jul 04 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


One up the bum....no harm done

Ben
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28th Jul 04 at 16:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wa down on a lass on sat and she come on
myke
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28th Jul 04 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

used to know a pukka lymeric.

forgot the first bit, but it ends:

''when timid fuckers call it quits,
a real man sticks it where she shits.''
myke
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28th Jul 04 at 17:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol. was trying to find it with google.
not the same, but i found this.

"Ginger," he said. "You're a tight one."
"But nevertheless, you are quite fun."
She replied, "Bless my soul."
"You're in the wrong hole."
"There's plenty of room in the right one."


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