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  Eat a large fresh cowpat, voming will result in failure
  Sell one of your love spuds on Ebay
  Have one large breast implant for 6 months
  Don't wank for a year
  LIck Pat Butchers bum hole live on CD:UK for 30 mins


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Corsalad87
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20th Aug 04 at 16:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i wonder if Cat Deeley would let me lick her bum hole whilst probing Pat Butchers???????
Jason Iles
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20th Aug 04 at 16:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

All this talk of Pat Butcher has got me so fucking horney, pull a pig night down Bristol tonight for me
Redline
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quote:
Originally posted by corsaboy87
i wonder if Cat Deeley would let me lick her bum hole whilst probing Pat Butchers???????


If you asked her nicely!

Ant and Dec might even give you a reach-around if you ask *really* nicely!

Jason Iles
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Originally posted by Redline
quote:
Originally posted by corsaboy87
i wonder if Cat Deeley would let me lick her bum hole whilst probing Pat Butchers???????


If you asked her nicely!

Ant and Dec might even give you a reach-around if you ask *really* nicely!




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20th Aug 04 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dont Wank for a year WTF i'd do the pat butcher thing before that would happen
Corsalad87
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20th Aug 04 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sweet ill jus go ask!!!! me want 10k extra tho
Andy
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20th Aug 04 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dan - what a shame your magazine has gone so far downhill/ It used to be actually worth reading once upon a time...
Redline
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I can't believe someone would be willing to have a conker lopped off!
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy
Dan - what a shame your magazine has gone so far downhill/ It used to be actually worth reading once upon a time...


The sales figures say otherwise...

Sorry you don't like it, but you can't please all the readers all the time.

Dan
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I agree with Andy, maybe less emphasis on the "chav" element and the stick on tat. And more features on tuned cars.

Your sales figures obviously show though that the majority of your reader like the stick on tat!
Andy
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Fair do's - I write for consumer magazines, so I understand the commercial pressures involved. Just feel you're wandering far too far off track (no pun intended )
Redline
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quote:
Originally posted by Scrappy Doo
I agree with Andy, maybe less emphasis on the "chav" element and the stick on tat. And more features on tuned cars.



Maybe you should look at the mag before saying that...

in the current issue there's a 400bhp Focus, (claimed) 500bhp Evo, 270bhp Nova drag car, 743bhp Porsche, Scooby TOTB qualifying, 280bhp Civic, 234bhp Corsa, and the Redline Rumble which included some incredibly fast cars including the 9 second CRD Supra.

A mag is a visual thing, so some of the cars are all about styling, but we ALWAYS make sure we have a full compliment of performance cars.

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20th Aug 04 at 17:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dan hows davs car??????????/
Scrappy Doo
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Scrappy Doo
I agree with Andy, maybe less emphasis on the "chav" element and the stick on tat. And more features on tuned cars.



Maybe you should look at the mag before saying that...

in the current issue there's a 400bhp Focus, (claimed) 500bhp Evo, 270bhp Nova drag car, 743bhp Porsche, Scooby TOTB qualifying, 280bhp Civic, 234bhp Corsa, and the Redline Rumble which included some incredibly fast cars including the 9 second CRD Supra.

A mag is a visual thing, so some of the cars are all about styling, but we ALWAYS make sure we have a full compliment of performance cars.

Dan


Ok agreed, but the following features

Show us your speedo

Come on!!!!

Red Hot

alot of its cheap crap imo

The free cd

didnt even bother with that lol, and the led lights next month!

I wont comment on your cruise features :

And the amount of ads is astounding.

Ian
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20th Aug 04 at 17:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Redline
masterbatorial activities
Is that even a phrase?
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This isn't the place to discuss the quality of the mag although in response to those people saying its in the same boat as the other pornos I'll remind you who have a big part to play in TOTB, the rumbles and whose staff all spend a fair amount of time on tracks driving quickly.

Maybe I'm bias as I've been to a fair few events with the team but that says enough really. Things are going on.

Anyway, get voting
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20th Aug 04 at 18:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

got to be patt Butcher as u can close your eyes and the taste will go after 30sec

make it £12k and will even stick my cock up there
Ally
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I doubt any of you would go without a wank for a year
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
This isn't the place to discuss the quality of the mag although in response to those people saying its in the same boat as the other pornos I'll remind you who have a big part to play in TOTB, the rumbles and whose staff all spend a fair amount of time on tracks driving quickly.



Cheers Ian. While I'm the first to admit that Redline has its fair share of 'chav', it also (Evo asside) has the highest proportion of performance based events/track days/performance cars of any magazine on sale in the Uk. We also have a mix of style based cars because, believe it or not, there are a lot of readers who are much more interested in looking cool amongst their peers, than they are in going quickly. After all, what was your first car? For many it was something with a small engine - for me it was a 957cc Fiesta!

All I would ask is that anyone wishing to make a sweeping statement at least look at the mag before you comment. Especially if you haven't read it for a while!

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Originally posted by sassyminx
Can i just have one breast removed? then it wud only cost me half the money for a reduction


Tell u wot u chop 1 off and spread out the other 1 to even things up then i will use the chopped off 1 to increase my overall size a tad and we can split the 10k ?? sounds like a plan to me
Graham
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
I doubt any of you would go without a wank for a year


i second that ally
Graham
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i cant wait till vibrio reply's to this thread
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20th Aug 04 at 22:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dont have any love spuds to sell

breast implants, i dont need them

i dont have necessary equipment to wank



chuff knows what i'd pick out of the other two
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well id not wank for a year cus id spend a tenner on me car from the 10K and spend the rest on a cheap bint from bristol for a year. Jace im looking in your direction
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any fooking way , 10K wont even fuel me bastarding car for a year

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