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--Dave--
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24th Sep 04 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shelly can you shave mine please? It's getting a bit scary down there.

Better get the flymo out.
Shelly
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24th Sep 04 at 13:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bring it round and I will get the sit on mower out
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24th Sep 04 at 13:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shelly i want to shave you !
Shelly
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24th Sep 04 at 13:47   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i will have to take bookings
leeshez
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24th Sep 04 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I will be your agent for a small fee
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24th Sep 04 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I wanna go first, when it is wild
--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
bring it round and I will get the sit on mower out


hope it's got a full tank of petrol
Shelly
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24th Sep 04 at 13:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not yet...
Shelly
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24th Sep 04 at 13:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
bring it round and I will get the sit on mower out


hope it's got a full tank of petrol


yes but I'll need to sharpen the blades first. Lets hope you don't get excited
--Dave--
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Shelly
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24th Sep 04 at 13:56   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
blood everywhere
--Dave--
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24th Sep 04 at 13:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i can imagine. I would have to drive the thing up ur arse as payback
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Shelly
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--Dave--
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24th Sep 04 at 13:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the lawnmower i meant not my shredded willeh
leeshez
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24th Sep 04 at 13:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That is bad man
Shelly
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24th Sep 04 at 14:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
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the lawnmower i meant not my shredded willeh


thats what I thought you meant, I have a big arse, but not lawn mover fit, and certainly not the sit on variety
--Dave--
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24th Sep 04 at 14:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i would like to see a picture of your big ass, just so I can judge for myself you know?!?
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24th Sep 04 at 14:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just have to take my word for it
--Dave--
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24th Sep 04 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ah shucks
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--Dave--
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24th Sep 04 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
go on, a u2u will be fine
Dom
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24th Sep 04 at 14:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
go on, a u2u will be fine


*cough* dave send em to me lad, sexual favours in return *cough*
--Dave--
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24th Sep 04 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*cough* ok matey no problems, don't think Shelly is going to bite though *cough*
Dom
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24th Sep 04 at 14:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
*cough* ok matey no problems, don't think Shelly is going to bite though *cough*


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