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Dom

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5th Oct 04 at 17:11

quote:
Originally posted by rstrich
personally I go for the ballistics approach, judging ddistance and angle

yesh i have also starting to do this, but pissing from about a metre away from the bowl is abit dodge

plus you have to keep moving about, not good when ya sleepy

Dom

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5th Oct 04 at 17:11

quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx

quote:
Originally posted by rstrich
personally I go for the ballistics approach, judging ddistance and angle

or relieve it before u go

errrrrrr...goldenshowers

rstrich

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5th Oct 04 at 17:11

quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx

quote:
Originally posted by rstrich
personally I go for the ballistics approach, judging ddistance and angle

or relieve it before u go

that's fine at 7am, but I'd feel bad waking you up at 4.30 to knock the back out of you, just because I need a lash, seems a bit immorale lol

Red_SXi

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5th Oct 04 at 17:14

The reason men get morning glory isn't cos they're horny tho, its to stop them pissing the bed

Shelly

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5th Oct 04 at 17:15

worrying...

sassyminx

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5th Oct 04 at 17:18

quote:
Originally posted by rstrich

quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx

quote:
Originally posted by rstrich
personally I go for the ballistics approach, judging ddistance and angle

or relieve it before u go

that's fine at 7am, but I'd feel bad waking you up at 4.30 to knock the back out of you, just because I need a lash, seems a bit immorale lol

good fun tho

Pablo

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5th Oct 04 at 17:40

Can be annoying at times if you swimming, u try and make sure no one with goggles is in site , also meetings and in the office

Alex

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5th Oct 04 at 17:42

quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Can be annoying at times if you swimming, u try and make sure no one with goggles is in site , also meetings and in the office

pmsl!

paul ur a legend

Andy Stocker

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5th Oct 04 at 17:43

Do you think blokes get boners at nudist sites? And if so do you think it would be embarrassing?

Alex

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5th Oct 04 at 17:44

i recon they would, depends if there were any fit nudists though...

would they be used to it all though as its all kind of a natural reaction??

Matt H

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5th Oct 04 at 18:00

jase you make me wet...........................myself sometimes

i always used to get a stiffy in assembly when i was at school. every fuckin day

i guess i was bored & my mind started to wander

Lynny

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5th Oct 04 at 18:00

quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Can be annoying at times if you swimming, u try and make sure no one with goggles is in site , also meetings and in the office

whats mint is when ya in somewhere public with a male, shoppin r sumit, and u stand in front of him, and with a few sly hand movements make him hard when he has jeans r sumit on, then make him walk round like that

broster

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5th Oct 04 at 18:02

i just wee in the shower, no need to worry then

Pablo

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5th Oct 04 at 18:08

hmmmmm

Nismo

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5th Oct 04 at 18:21

I do a handstand then its facing the right way

goldfish

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5th Oct 04 at 20:10

quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
when you wake up with an erection, what is the best way from personnal experiance to take a wee wee.

I find sitting down and weeing like a lady helps

ok you've got a hard on and you sit down

personally I have a wank of get the wife to pleasure me then piss with a softy. or if I can't be arsed I get up and bend of the toilet so that I am angled to piss down the pan

Jason Iles

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6th Oct 04 at 10:39

Have done the stand a meter from the bowl and pray one

but that is for true pro's and should never be tried at your own home

Natalie

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6th Oct 04 at 10:56

If Im at Robs and he wakes with a Mr Chubby I like to grab it

3CorsaMeal

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6th Oct 04 at 11:00

stand really far away from pan and use the angle of projection to pee pee about 4 metres,

have to walk closer as u run out of wee and the pressure drops tho, this is the true skill,

Robbo

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6th Oct 04 at 11:01

quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
If Im at Robs and he wakes with a Mr Chubby I like to grab it

I like it to

Lynny that is PURE EVIL

Tom

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6th Oct 04 at 11:23

I just sit and hold it down, try not to squeeze too hard either or it rebounds off the front of the 'pan' and sprays u

Carly

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6th Oct 04 at 11:27

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny

quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Can be annoying at times if you swimming, u try and make sure no one with goggles is in site , also meetings and in the office

whats mint is when ya in somewhere public with a male, shoppin r sumit, and u stand in front of him, and with a few sly hand movements make him hard when he has jeans r sumit on, then make him walk round like that

yes! i love doing this to my man,so funny

best under the table at a family dinner,very embarrassing for them

Corsa E-Tec

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6th Oct 04 at 11:31

bend the knees, angle at 45 degrees and fire

Pablo

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6th Oct 04 at 11:36

quote:
Originally posted by carlz

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny

quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Can be annoying at times if you swimming, u try and make sure no one with goggles is in site , also meetings and in the office

whats mint is when ya in somewhere public with a male, shoppin r sumit, and u stand in front of him, and with a few sly hand movements make him hard when he has jeans r sumit on, then make him walk round like that

yes! i love doing this to my man,so funny best under the table at a family dinner,very embarrassing for them

--Dave--

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6th Oct 04 at 12:06

quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
but that is for true pro's and should never be tried at your own home

Funniest thing i heard all week

FPMSL!!

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